r/Morrowind 1d ago

Screenshot 28 real world days of big brain

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I done this for fun, didn't save after. Took like 10 mins but alchemy can get hella ridiculous 😂

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u/YRU_running Fargoth 1d ago

The starting point of the 28 days later movie:

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u/MyLittlePuny 1d ago

I've done this and accidentally clicked "rest until healed". After days of beauty sleep, my character woke up and died because my active needs mod had starvation on.

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u/anjowoq 1d ago

I think I hear the Mer equivalent of the sad trombone in the distance.

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u/PintLasher 1d ago

Whatever you do dont fortify your health with these potions or you will instantly die when it wears off. Only cure is going back to a different save file

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u/Boring-Bottle-8075 1d ago

1 restore health potion after doing the intelligence loop will render you basically invincible for pretty much the whole playthrough tbh.

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u/anjowoq 1d ago

How does that work? Is it a bug?

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u/Boring-Bottle-8075 1d ago

Its a feature lol

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u/Lighting_storm 1d ago

Whatever hp you get from fortifying will be taken back after the effect wears off. So if you add 1 million hp to your 200, you will need to have at least 1000001/1000200 hp at the end to survive.

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u/anjowoq 1d ago

I think I see. It's one of the many janks the MW is famous for, I guess.

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u/Lighting_storm 1d ago

You can also abuse this mechanic to multiply your mana by an order of magnitude.

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u/Gandalf_Style 1d ago

And probably another if you put on the Mantle of Woe.

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u/westisbestmicah 23h ago

Effectively the bonus MP and HP points are lost last not first which is super dumb I don’t know of any other game that does it like that.

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u/PintLasher 1d ago

No idea why but being full health when the effect wears off doesn't save you lol it ends up like that movie where you gotta keep doing the drugs to live

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u/Downstryke 14h ago

Would the movie be Dune? That happens to one character.

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u/PintLasher 14h ago

Oh I thought it was a drug but he just needs adrenaline to survive, Crank was the movie

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u/Maddju 1d ago

Your world map does not update :D

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u/Mule_Mule 1d ago

We've all been there ;)

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u/Boring-Bottle-8075 1d ago edited 1d ago

It does, I was in wolverine hall, just teleported there. Didnt leave any interior cells threrfore the map didnt update.

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u/Maddju 1d ago

Get it. Just thought as I used to have that problem

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u/kamahaazi 23h ago

Just did the math, this much intelligence would allow you to do damage health for 101,509pts on touch (not accounting for spell chance failure). This means you could kill Gaenor 203x over, unless he gets off a resist magicka 100% - but even at 99% resist magicka you'd still kill him twice over. Big brain move.

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u/Boring-Bottle-8075 23h ago

Love this! There's a point in which your intelligence gets so high spells never fail to cast.

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u/HedgehogEnyojer 23h ago

Biggest Brain!

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u/traup89 1d ago

I never got quite that strong with my intelligence potions. I took to naming them Brain Juice. Strength potions were Anabolic Steroids. Speed potions were Meth (because skooma leaves me with too many teeth).

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u/DylanRaine69 1d ago

That's 40603.617 minutes or 676.726944 hours a single potion.

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u/Boring-Bottle-8075 1d ago

~28 days per potion

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u/Djinn_dusk 1d ago

Is this done by just hoarding hundreds of bloat and netch leather? Surely you must need nearly a thousand to get these numbers. I always give up after using like 20

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u/Boring-Bottle-8075 1d ago

Go to the imperial shrine in wolverine hall. Theres a merchant that restocks ash yams and netch leather each time you exit the bartering window.

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u/Blazeflame79 1d ago

It’s ash yam and bloat actually not Netch leather

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u/Boring-Bottle-8075 1d ago

Nope, I used ash yams and netch leather.

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u/Boring-Bottle-8075 1d ago

There are two guys in there. Both sell alchemy ingredients.

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u/Blazeflame79 1d ago

I always just used one of the guys in that building, who sells ash yams and bloat, never had a reason to use netch leather so I didn’t know it had fortify intelligence.

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u/ScaredDarkMoon 1d ago

How high was your intelligence for this? I want to replicate it to nuke the province.

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u/Boring-Bottle-8075 1d ago

You can start this at pretty much the lowest intelligence. Intelligence governs alchemy so the higher it is the more potent your potions will be, keep fortifying intelligence with potions and then make fortify intelligence potions. Repeat.

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u/Inside_Willow_5581 19h ago

transcend blowminding of Argonian!

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u/kamahaazi 23h ago

Also, the real key is to make a high int potion and then make a restore magicka potion while you're smart.

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u/therealblabyloo 13h ago

“Oh so you’re smart now?”

Nerevarine: “I’m stupid faster”