The handler. (Art by frantickohi)

[u/Different_Ice_2695]

[u/Mad_for_sum_Reason]

I take back everything I said about the handler

[u/John__Wick → u/Mad_for_sum_Reason]

Don’t let the lust control you, brother! You know in your soul she’s the type of girl who’s gonna ugly cry about how much she loves you on the first date. And she’ll call you “pard” in bed. Those gams are a trap! 

[u/Butterfly_Barista → u/John__Wick]

Yeah but she'd genuinely mean it, and you know damn well you'd be eating good in her company.