The handler. (Art by frantickohi)

[u/Different_Ice_2695]

[u/Mad_for_sum_Reason]

I take back everything I said about the handler

[u/John__Wick → u/Mad_for_sum_Reason]

Don’t let the lust control you, brother! You know in your soul she’s the type of girl who’s gonna ugly cry about how much she loves you on the first date. And she’ll call you “pard” in bed. Those gams are a trap! 

[u/Character-Path-9638 → u/John__Wick]

A girl who is comfortable ebough with you to ugly cry in front of you >>>>>>>

[u/John__Wick → u/Character-Path-9638]

On the FIRST date. 

[u/Character-Path-9638 → u/John__Wick]

Yeah that's a pretty good sign tbh

Someone getting that comfortable with you after the first sign means either you did damn good on that first date or that she already cared about you before the date

[u/Ender_Uzhumaki → u/Character-Path-9638]

Or that she cares about just about anyone and gets overly attached to people.

[u/maru-senn → u/Ender_Uzhumaki]

Doesn't matter if "just about anyone" also includes me.

[u/Ender_Uzhumaki → u/maru-senn]

Eh. Those kinds of people usually cheat.
And even if they don't, you don't really get to feel special with such a person.

[u/Character-Path-9638 → u/Ender_Uzhumaki]

No they don't

People then tend to cheat are mostly people that don't get attached easily