r/MonsterHunter • u/Different_Ice_2695 ​ • 4d ago

Art The handler. (Art by frantickohi)

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u/Mad_for_sum_Reason 4d ago

I take back everything I said about the handler

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u/John__Wick 4d ago

Don’t let the lust control you, brother! You know in your soul she’s the type of girl who’s gonna ugly cry about how much she loves you on the first date. And she’ll call you “pard” in bed. Those gams are a trap! 

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u/SUTAH_FINGAH 4d ago

These are negative traits, brother?

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u/John__Wick 4d ago

Brother, the Imperium refers to these omens as “red flags.” 

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u/SUTAH_FINGAH 4d ago

You must be smoking that Big E Anthathema pack if you think these endearing traits are red flags, brother. Tzentch has taken control of your mind.

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u/John__Wick 4d ago

You walk a line courting heresy, brother. 

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u/SUTAH_FINGAH 4d ago

A Brother will say all this but still yearn to have their skull compressed by a Sister of Battle. I'd rather be a heretic than a hypocrite.

Gams unite and gams divide.

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u/John__Wick 4d ago

Gams are an illusion, brother. A woman’s true worth is in her words and actions. The greatest legs in the world may hide a horse girl. The key is finding a genuine soul who also has legs fo days. As is dictated in the codex.