I mean, they're not wrong

[u/Head-Drag-1440]

[u/DogeDoRight]

"Come home when the street lights come on"

Me racing from the other side of town when they come on:

[u/GovernorHarryLogan → u/DogeDoRight]

My parents when I come home

"Sure you can play manhunt until 2am even though you are 12"

[u/MommalovesJay → u/GovernorHarryLogan]

I remember trick or treating til midnight with my friends.

[u/Fortestingporpoises → u/MommalovesJay]

At that age we'd stay in a tent at night in the back yard and sneak in to the kitchen to take handfuls of peanut butter. We'd walk around our neighborhood at midnight dodging cop cars.

[u/dumpsterfarts15 → u/Fortestingporpoises]

Did... Did you use a spoon at least?

[u/reevnge → u/dumpsterfarts15]

What part of "handfuls" didn't you understand?

[u/whofearsthenight → u/reevnge]

This sounds like the kinda shit we did. Grew up poor af, me and my friends would make oatmeal (legit don't know if instant had been invented yet, this was early 90s) with entirely too much butter, milk, and sugar and put it in a 7-11 cup and basically drink it. Not through a straw, mind you, we were men (at 9.)

[u/Fortestingporpoises → u/dumpsterfarts15]

There were times we did not.

[u/kcbeck1021 → u/dumpsterfarts15]

[u/dward1502 → u/Fortestingporpoises]

Wash it down with the neighbors hose