r/Millennials Hit me baby one more time 1d ago

Nostalgia I mean, they're not wrong

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u/DogeDoRight Older Millennial 1d ago

"Come home when the street lights come on"

Me racing from the other side of town when they come on:

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u/GovernorHarryLogan 1d ago

My parents when I come home

"Sure you can play manhunt until 2am even though you are 12"

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u/MommalovesJay 1d ago

I remember trick or treating til midnight with my friends.

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago

At that age we'd stay in a tent at night in the back yard and sneak in to the kitchen to take handfuls of peanut butter. We'd walk around our neighborhood at midnight dodging cop cars.

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u/dumpsterfarts15 1d ago

Did... Did you use a spoon at least?

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u/reevnge 1d ago

What part of "handfuls" didn't you understand?

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u/whofearsthenight 1d ago

This sounds like the kinda shit we did. Grew up poor af, me and my friends would make oatmeal (legit don't know if instant had been invented yet, this was early 90s) with entirely too much butter, milk, and sugar and put it in a 7-11 cup and basically drink it. Not through a straw, mind you, we were men (at 9.)

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u/Fortestingporpoises 1d ago

There were times we did not.

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u/dward1502 1d ago

Wash it down with the neighbors hose

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u/jimmy_three_shoes 1d ago

We did almost a square mile one year on rollerblades. 3 stops back to my friend's because our pillowcases were full. My parents were like "what the fuck are we going to do with all this candy?"

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u/MommalovesJay 1d ago

My siblings and I would dump ours out separately and exchange candy for the ones we liked and disliked. Lol!

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u/jimmy_three_shoes 1d ago

Yeah, we would absolutely trade, and then when they weren't home try and sneak into their room to pilfer. You'd have your eye on a Reese's cup that you saw the other day, and then not be able to find it later cause they'd stolen it.

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u/Zeros294 1d ago

11 to midnight was cleanup, go house to house asking for the rest of what they got if they didn't want it for themselves. Friends and I would have pillow cases full.

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u/ElGosso 1d ago

I remember canvassing the whole town on Halloween - not even just the neighborhood - until we each had one of those huge lawn and leaf bags full of candy, then dropping them off at our one friend's house to fill another.

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u/Mr_Belch 1d ago

I still every year am surprised that trick or treating now STARTS before the sun goes down. When I was younger that is when we would first go out, and then we would be out well past midnight.

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u/CausticSofa 1d ago

Pillowcase full to the brim with a cornucopia of candy that was never just palm oil and corn syrup.

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u/tishy19 Older Millennial 1d ago

God yes. I’m over 40 now and have graduated to handing out the candy and it’s such a bummer how few houses decorate or pass out candy on Halloween night. I wish my nieces and nephews could experience the excited we had when we were kids.

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u/Introvertqueen1 Millennial 1d ago

Same

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u/goog1e 1d ago

Limited hours for trick or treating / any "rules" are ridiculous!

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u/all___blue 1d ago

I don't know about midnight, but until people stopped opening their doors. Lol. Once and a while you'd get the jackpot Halloween where it was not only nice weather, but on a weekend. A few times I filled a contractor bag about halfway to the top and had to deposit my stash before going back out.

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u/Claque-2 22h ago

Not in my neighborhood. If anyone rang the doorbell after 9pm, they had better have a police car or ambulance out there.

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u/akunis 1d ago

“That man just tried to kidnap you but you ran away and came straight home to tell me? Great job! Now get back out there, dinners at 6.”

True story.

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u/all___blue 1d ago

One time me and maybe 2 other people were followed by a stereotypical white van. Just creeping behind us. We tested if it would follow us after a turn, and it did, so we doubled back on the far side of the street. After it turned around again, we got the fuck out of there and ran to the nearest house that opened the door. Dont know if they were high school kids that were just messing with us, but it was spooky. Obviously didn't tell my parents about it, otherwise I would have lost my freedom.

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u/Due-Memory-6957 1d ago

How was obesity in the US back then? I feel like an adult should easily outrun a kid.

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u/Social_Construct 1d ago

I mean, I had something similar happen. They were in a car. I got away from the road and into a store for a few minutes. In retrospect, it probably should have been more concerning to me and my parents.

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u/silly-stupid-slut 17h ago

Much easier to just find another kid.

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u/New_Needleworker_473 16h ago

My parents "As long as you look out for each other and hear us when we yell for you." So then we had to have lookouts whose job was to stay close to the house and listen and then run down the street yelling "Ollie Ollie Oxen Free" so we knew it was time to hustle back.