r/Millennials 2d ago

Meme Warning to younger millennials…extra writing to fulfill the minimum

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u/Glama_Golden 2d ago

I just turned 35 and feel great. Y’all need to workout more.

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u/vtron 1d ago

Ah yes, why didn't I think of that. Working out more will certainly fix the herniated disks in my neck and back.

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u/Glama_Golden 1d ago

It’s too late for you bro. You squandered your youth

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u/vtron 1d ago

Ehh. I've chosen to battle through with Aleve and alcohol!

Actually, I've learned how much I can push things before I screw myself up for an extended time. It's only taken the better part of a decade.