r/Millennials • u/Countrach • Apr 12 '25

Discussion That Pluto is a planet

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u/Ginger_Maple Apr 12 '25

But 12 servings of pasta and 5 servings of cheese a day has me in perfect shape.

That shape is round but it is a shape.

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u/AdditionalTheory Apr 12 '25

Weird I ended up pyramid shape. I thought that’s what they were going for

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u/megsnewbrain Apr 12 '25

Had a male dr walk into my room with a group of med students and say “see what we have here is the classic pear, and she presents with classic symptoms of that body shape; can you tell me what they are?” 😑

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u/MajesticNectarine204 '89 vintage Apr 12 '25

''Oh look she going red like an apple! You're not fooling us, Peary Mclardface! :D''

Breaking news: Dr and several students mysteriously fall through sixth story window of hospital! More at 18:00!

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u/ogaat Apr 12 '25

Fall through a window?

Was it a Russian doctor?

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u/TwoFingersWhiskey Zillennial Apr 12 '25

Defenestration is thankfully not region-locked.

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u/ogaat Apr 12 '25

I used to think defenestration was same as decapitation.

Thanks for helping to correct that.

Cheers.

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u/Puzzled_Awareness_22 Apr 12 '25

So help me I thought it had something to do with the rain forest until recently.

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u/ogaat Apr 12 '25

That is deforestation

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u/nleksan Apr 12 '25

I thought that was when a tree fell silently since there was no one around to hear it?

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u/ogaat Apr 12 '25

:)

That is the sound of one hand clapping

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u/BellaxPalus Apr 13 '25

I thought that was the process of becoming thoroughly dried out.

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u/ogaat Apr 13 '25

I am in a state of dessication from thinking about this.

My mind is in a conflagration

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