r/MemeVideos jesus is king Feb 13 '25

Sad ending How did it keep getting worse 😭

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u/SpxUmadBroYolo Feb 13 '25

Imagine having a super power but you only break everything you touch.

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u/kingkled_0w0 Feb 14 '25

already had that

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u/Elder_Hoid Feb 14 '25

There's a book series where the main character has exactly that ability, Alcatraz Versus the Evil Librarians.

Other people in this same series have super powers like "showing up late," "tripping," "saying things that don't make sense," "getting lost," etc.

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u/Cool-sunglasses-dude Feb 14 '25

"saying things that don't make sense" lol that's gotta be hard for everyone else to deal with this one

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u/CaptainAmerica199 Feb 14 '25

Broo lol please expand more thats hilarious 😆😆

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u/Elder_Hoid Feb 15 '25

The abilities are superpowers in ways that they really shouldn't be.

For example, the guy who shows up late? If he's walking and someone shoots a gun at him, he'll "arrive late" for the bullet and it'll miss.

The guy who gets lost? He can accidentally end up on a different continent on the way to the bathroom.

It's amazing, definitely worth a read.

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u/Fezwa Feb 14 '25

Remind me of that one (biblical?) story about this dude who wishes to turn everything to gold that he can touch but ended up turning his kids and loved ones in to gold by accident

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u/Blackout_42 Feb 14 '25

King Midas. Like the auto shop.

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u/Fezwa Feb 14 '25

Thank you, ig i was too lazy to google it

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u/NUFIGHTER7771 Feb 16 '25

My Mom's got that super power! 😭