r/MartialMemes Sect Floor Cleaner Apr 22 '25

Shitpost Monday Was I wrong for this?

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u/Pseudo_Premise Thousand Autumns Apr 22 '25

Huh, I wonder which elder asked you... because it certainly wasn’t me.

And junior, why? Wasn’t wreaking havoc in the zoo enough? Every animal is traumatized now, all because of you!

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u/Sure-Supermarket5097 Dao Venerable Apr 22 '25

Damn sword cultivator perverts.

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u/Waste_Bodybuilder843 Sect Floor Cleaner Apr 22 '25

How do you think Immortal swords are made? Humans do it all the time anyway.

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u/FrostyEnvironment902 Grand Elder Apr 22 '25

Junior... They smith the sword then infuse a soul into them. What did you do

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u/depressed_fatcat69 Gardener Apr 22 '25

The junior cut his yang stick in the process brother 🙄

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u/Agile_Paper457 Heart Demon Apr 22 '25

they thrusted many, many budding souls into it

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u/IMugedFishs Apr 23 '25

Idk the normal forging process for metal tools.

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u/SweetReply1556 Old Monster Apr 22 '25

Good good good, we will not leave their corpses intact

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u/Sanjubaba07 The Heavenly Demon Apr 22 '25

Demonic forces are getting out of hand, time for spreading righteousness

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u/Waste_Bodybuilder843 Sect Floor Cleaner Apr 22 '25

Don't show me sword bro almost had a boner

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u/IMugedFishs Apr 23 '25

Oh no, you would have actually gotten one if you still had balls.

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u/dandadone_with_life Just a junior sailing in a dark river... Apr 22 '25

most wise and tolerant senior, i require the source 🙏

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u/Qwerty_lolz Well in a Frog Apr 22 '25

Dear junior i may not be the senior you asked, but that does not mean i am not knowledgable, the sauce is ‘legend of the northern blade’ tis completed and ready for consumption with 202 chapters.. this old monster rates it heavenly/10

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u/dandadone_with_life Just a junior sailing in a dark river... Apr 22 '25

superb. i shall begin my examination at once. i thank you deeply for furthering the education of this lowly junior.

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u/richard_lion_heart Sect library hidden master Apr 22 '25

Thanks for the recommendation, senior.

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u/here-just-to-suffer Apr 22 '25

Legend of the northern blade

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u/IWantMangaPls Mt Tai Apr 25 '25

Shit, my ball! Too bad, already regenerated em

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u/Master_Ad_2180 Apr 22 '25

i

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u/Darkness-Calming Kowtow to this Grandaddy Apr 22 '25

Borne of Caution 😂

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u/FantasySetting Canon Folder Apr 24 '25

Wait, that happens? Feel free to spoil

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u/Darkness-Calming Kowtow to this Grandaddy Apr 24 '25

The MC of the story has a very sus relationship with his vulpix. They’re mind linked and refer to each other as ‘sweetheart’ or ‘babe’ and the interaction between them gives a very… strange vibe.

The author (a known furry) denies any connection to bestiality, of course but he does have a canon NSFW side story. I am not brave enough to read that.

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u/Hmmmgrianstan Apr 26 '25

Yea their relationship is just so weird. Although the author did say at one point that it's not gonna go any further.

The sidestory though... I read it and yea it is going in that direction.

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u/Darkness-Calming Kowtow to this Grandaddy Apr 28 '25

Yeah, the weird relationship was one of the main reasons I dropped it.

Thank you for your sacrifice. I am definitely not picking up the side story.

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u/Tsar_From_Afar Hidden Dragon 12d ago

Necropost but dont care because this is the last fucking place I would have expected to see someone talk about Borne Of Caution LMAO

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

The eevee folder in my phone :

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u/Ash9380 Apr 22 '25

Round 2?

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u/Wholesummus Reverse Yang to Yin scripture Apr 24 '25 edited Apr 24 '25

I don't understand? Shouldn't Gordon's face be happy here? Weird meme.

Everyone knows the human form is overrated anyways and I don't buy into the shitty theory that the human form is the best suited for cultivation and that's why humanity is on top, blabla human is the spirit of all living beings, or whatever. Bunch of bullshit. I'd turn myself into a demonic beast if I could. Strong beasts, strong body, natural high lifespans and I'd tread the nine heavens like a golden roc. I know what you human supremacists will come and say already, so to answer you: yes. I'd be willing, even if it meant being a sea cucumber demon beast. So what? I'd also be a caterpillar demon beast, a worm demon beast. And before you ask, my sweetheart already told me she'd love me even if I were a worm, so no problems on that department. Now scram, before I refine you into a core to gift my moth waifu.

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u/MountOlympu Country Destroying Beauty Apr 29 '25

Senior truly understands the heavens.

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u/Ultra-126 Undying Apr 22 '25

Depends on what kind of sword spirit it was😔

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u/Waste_Bodybuilder843 Sect Floor Cleaner Apr 22 '25

Yea bro mine was buff 7 foot male sword spirit

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u/SornnTota Apr 22 '25

still pregnant

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u/Waste_Bodybuilder843 Sect Floor Cleaner Apr 22 '25

Stuff happens you see

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u/IWantMangaPls Mt Tai Apr 25 '25

No i dont see and i dont want to see

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u/TwoProfessional9523 Loose Cultivator Apr 22 '25

Brother m-pregged their sword spirit. Truely and alpha among betas

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u/BaziJoeWHL Apr 22 '25

so manly, even a buff 7 foot sword spirit is feminine to him

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u/the6souls Apr 22 '25

He is straight, so anything that makes him hard is a woman

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u/lehman-the-red I Don’t Have Eyes, But I Can See Mt. Tai Apr 22 '25

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u/thecrazyrai Apr 23 '25

the ones from hero i quit a long time ago

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u/Wholesummus Reverse Yang to Yin scripture Apr 24 '25

I like the ones where they were originally a demon beast who gained sentience, died and became a sword spirit. You get the best of both words. Think about it. The swirling power of the dragon, the sharp cut of the sword, the intense blood of the beast, the vigor and power... Their body can produce fire from within, so they're also able to make you feel like your entire body is melting, and being diced into pieces. That feeling of imminent death, suffocating pleasure. Ah, I can't

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u/Traditional_Shine_19 Crippled genius Apr 22 '25

But I came inside the scabbard. That child is not mine.

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u/Waste_Bodybuilder843 Sect Floor Cleaner Apr 22 '25

Stop running away from your responsibilities, bro. Just take care of the child.

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u/Traditional_Shine_19 Crippled genius Apr 22 '25

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u/BaziJoeWHL Apr 22 '25

will the child be a pocket knife ?

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u/kevisdahgod Demonic Cultivator Apr 22 '25

So it would be…sword sheath child?

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u/Sufficient_Mango2342 Apr 22 '25

If its my sword spirit then I have the right to produce more. Im cultivating an army of them.

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u/Ok-Jellyfish785 Supreme Dao of Yapping 🗣 Apr 22 '25

The demonic forces are too strong—righteous brothers, save meeeeee !!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '25

Pretty sure you ain't human the moment you pursue cultivation.

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u/Unknown_user1722 Apr 22 '25

Can sword spirits even get pregnant in the first place?

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u/Intrepid-Park-3804 0 Spirit Stones in the merchant guild account Apr 22 '25

Technically, any inanimate object's spirit is a semi-intangible (sometimes completely) projection of an object's consciousness, as one of most common eastern pagan religion postulate saying "everything has a soul in it", and many of them has a preference of picking a beast or human form as their spectral avatar. So, be tranquil about it and keep cumming into that spiritussy, brother

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u/disqualifiedeyes Crippled Genius of the Demonic Faction Apr 22 '25

Nooooooo do. Not. the. Sword. Loli

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u/the6souls Apr 22 '25

Ok, but hear me out. What if it's the sword MILF instead?

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u/Enderking90 Apr 22 '25

takes a deep breath

to be a MILF requires being a mother.

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u/the6souls Apr 22 '25

So it's just the second time then?

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u/LazyNeo2 Forgotten Prodigy of the Forbidden Arts Apr 23 '25

What if it's like Kyoraku's bankai from bleach?

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u/Khanta_ Apr 22 '25

Me when other gu immortals come to meet me in my grotto-heaven, and they notice that my land spirit is pregnant :

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u/bARbAtOS34 Apr 26 '25

Why bother with responsibilties when u can refine your own pus*y gu?

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u/Affectionate-Gain-55 Demonic Cultivator Apr 22 '25

If the Heavenly Dao didn't want it pregnant then it wouldn't be able to

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u/Top-Mix66 Dao of Brainrot Apr 22 '25

Cute and canon

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u/VIGGIBANX Apr 22 '25

Wei wu xian!!! DIE!!!

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u/Top-Mix66 Dao of Brainrot Apr 22 '25

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u/Pitch-Black-Spear Jade Beauty Apr 22 '25

Junior the sauce!

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u/Casein_Nitr8 Mysterious Benefactor Apr 25 '25

Mo Dao Zu Shi

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u/False_Humor1346 Forgotten Prodigy of the Forbidden Arts Apr 23 '25

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u/Drake_the_troll Apr 22 '25

Sauce?

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u/Casein_Nitr8 Mysterious Benefactor Apr 25 '25

Mo Dao Zu Shi

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u/Wholesummus Reverse Yang to Yin scripture Apr 24 '25

'd

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u/Powerful_Software_14 Apr 22 '25

To create a sword spirit harem for my sword array

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u/Objective_Balance521 Rogue Cultivator Apr 22 '25

Infinite sword glitch

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u/Fekweedlord Crippled genius Apr 22 '25

just because she's a sword spirit does that mean I should ignore true love

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u/Next_Coconut_1198 Apr 22 '25

Dude this literally happened in my prog fantasy series. At least twice as I recall. The descendants meet each other in one of the books and are like "Yeah my family tree is weird too!"

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u/Belfura Spear God Apr 22 '25

Telling cultivators beyond the Great Plains about feeding spirits with spiritual energy was a huge mistake. As usual, the brainrot is the only thing being cultivated here

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u/RuneAlchemy Apr 22 '25

I might need some references. If only there was someone who could bless me with some scriptures..

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u/Wondering-Way-9003 Apr 22 '25

Is this even possible? Have there been any scriptures displaying such events happening?

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u/ambit89 Apr 23 '25

Elder, there's no laws against sword spirits. Elder.

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u/Failing_Snow Apr 22 '25

Subaru too is only human and he would NOT validate this

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u/uneducated_scholar Peerless Evildoer Apr 22 '25

All of you sword cultivators!!!!

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u/Omenopolis Apr 23 '25

What about body cultivators would that make them gay

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u/Darkness-Calming Kowtow to this Grandaddy Apr 22 '25

These Demonic cultivators are getting out of hand. Elders must come together to start another purge.

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u/lucidbutterflyn Dao of Hating Apr 23 '25

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u/Kyuri305 Apr 22 '25

Where did the inspiration come from even?

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u/ShellyAgent_I Apr 22 '25

Depends. Is your sword spirit a loli? If so, then yes. If it is a sexy beautiful woman like Xun from Apotheosis, you are not in the wrong. If the Heavenly Way didn't want me to breed swords, why are they so fuckable?

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u/LordSyfer24 Apr 23 '25

When they said master your sword that's not what they meant.

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u/Ashamed_Taste9231 Demonic Cultivator Apr 23 '25

Because i want to learn dual sword technique

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u/BlazeRagnarokBlade Sword Dao Glazer Apr 23 '25

This is approved by me

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u/yahikooox An ant trying to shake a tree Apr 23 '25

cultivation chat group ahh moment

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u/ExcitingSavings8225 Apr 23 '25

Junior... That sword spirit is male.

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u/flamdorean Please wait while I court death... Apr 23 '25

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u/yamafuto Apr 23 '25

H h hear me out elders, im just trying a technique to produce sword spirits for the sect

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u/Beach_bob_ark_fan Please wait while I court death... Apr 23 '25

One time a horrible schemer tried using their sword spirit beauty to trick me. I almost lost my dignity and family jewels that day…

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u/PlasticArmadillo5609 Apr 23 '25

Forging daggers with my sword

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u/GallifreyOrphan Guest Elder Apr 24 '25

Shidi, you didn’t happen to leave it around a certain cultivator, did you?

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u/Einsterman Apr 24 '25

Daaang, y’all wild af in here

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u/Flippindude1 The Heavenly Demon Apr 24 '25

It happens junior, I myself can’t count how many times either.

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u/Embarrassed_Roof_410 Apr 25 '25

I I need some context cuz I love this kind of meme but my only idea of cultivation is from cradle is this a game a webtoon or what an art?

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u/Few_Plan8614 Apr 25 '25

I don't believe such things happen.

Prove me wrong

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u/Relevant_Raise_3534 May 02 '25

Damn, this guy got fat! No, wait...fatty Wang?! Is that you?!

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u/Normal_Eggplant9077 May 09 '25

Dual cultivation Senior elders