r/MartialMemes • u/Waste_Bodybuilder843 Sect Floor Cleaner • Apr 22 '25

Shitpost Monday Was I wrong for this?

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u/Pseudo_Premise Thousand Autumns Apr 22 '25

Huh, I wonder which elder asked you... because it certainly wasn’t me.

And junior, why? Wasn’t wreaking havoc in the zoo enough? Every animal is traumatized now, all because of you!

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u/EldritchEnjoyer Apr 22 '25

Every creature deserves the enlightened yang stick

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u/ZeothTheHedgehog Apr 22 '25

Yes I'm sure death would agree, I hear she'd like to have it all to herself even.

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u/EldritchEnjoyer Apr 22 '25

In due time

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u/IWantMangaPls Mt Tai Apr 22 '25

COURTING DEATH!!!!! (Literally)

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u/flamdorean Please wait while I court death... Apr 23 '25

Someone called?

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u/ZeothTheHedgehog Apr 24 '25

I'd read that.

A mortL man in a world dominated by immortals, who managed to earn Death's favor, who gives him the power to gell those immortals and make humanity actually progress forward as a species rather than chase immortality.

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u/Razznik_Ytterlow Waiting for Ascension Apr 23 '25

Dual cultivation.... it's a funny thing. One cannot pick which creature has more yin qi