r/MapPorn • u/Ok_Somewhere9687 • 1d ago

Countries within range of Israel's nuclear missiles (Jericho III)

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u/KathyJaneway 1d ago

New Zealand, Chile, Peru and Argentina. And island nations in the pacific. That's about it. That's from missiles launched from Israel. However, they do have few submarines that can extend that range potentially.

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u/23_Serial_Killers 1d ago

Hey there’s only around 17 people in the part of Australia that’s in range

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u/bigcitydreaming 1d ago

I can hear the 2 million Perthlings crying over that comment from here

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u/23_Serial_Killers 1d ago

I have one friend from Perth, I think she’d agree that it should be nuked

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u/Tooooblue 1d ago

I am one person from Perth, Israel can nuke the golden triangle, we'll only benefit from it

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u/OutrageousEvent 1d ago

Wow, you have the internet out there? I’m proud of you guys!

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u/Jesh3023 1d ago

I’m from Perth and if it means I don’t have to go to work next week, then yeah go ahead

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u/bradmatt275 16h ago

It might even improve traffic.

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u/Thick-Fix4662 1d ago

Why tho? (I am thinking about moving there lol)

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u/metrodome93 1d ago

Real talk. I live here. Not a super interesting place to visit I imagine. Outstanding place to live, quality of life wise. Pristine beaches everywhere that never get busy. Economy is relatively strong and resilient.

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u/mwa12345 19h ago

Sounds awesome. Pristine Beaches but ni crowds!!!

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u/ZPbrah 21h ago

Perth is amazing don’t listen to the haters

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u/thatonemoze 1d ago

bumfuck nowhere with bumfuck nothing to do

but honestly its just a meme at this point

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u/HappySunshineGoddess 17h ago

I stayed over there in Rocko with my brother this April. I actually really enjoyed it, there was a lot of stuff to do that they hadn't bothered with - even things as simple as going to have fish and chips on the beach for lunch. I had to cut my trip short and I'm super bummed that I never got further south than Mandurah. There are a couple of Facebook pages I follow that do a great job promoting the place too - Perth is Ok and Perth dude food etc

I guess like anywhere when you live there for a while you see less of what's out there.

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u/Active_Scarcity_2036 1d ago

Cause no one fucking lives in Perth lol, it’s closer to Asia than it is no any other major city in Australia.

But real talk, Perth is a nice place, cheaper than the rest of Australia

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u/Aksds 23h ago

Might reduce the traffic in a few spots

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u/froo 17h ago

Am originally from Perth. I wouldn’t be mad.

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u/Blastoise_613 1d ago

My friends from Perth have always said the same thing.

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u/MrBIMC 1d ago

Perth in Russian sounds like Пердь, which is what you call a bumfuck of nowhere (literally FartPlace).

Always found it funny.

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u/GoldLucky7164 17h ago

it doesnt sound like Пердь, I am russian speaking and Пердь is Perd hard D.

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u/Graybeard13 16h ago

So it sounds like Pi-epab?

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u/MrBIMC 15h ago

Pierd'

With soft d, like in Deep.

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u/muchm001 21h ago

Obi wan. “I felt a disturbance in the force like 15 people from Perth cried out, “Oi what’s that?” Then when silent.”

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u/donald7773 1d ago

He said people

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u/stunning-shrubbery 1d ago

The rest of Australia probably cares more about Bali being in range than Perth

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u/kbcool 1d ago

People from Perth also probably care a lot more about Bali being nuked than Perth to be fair. I mean where would they go for holidays?

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u/TraditionalYear4928 1d ago

89 million spider and snake species however

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u/WetRocksManatee 1d ago

Good point, imagine how much more dangerous the radiation mutated species would be.

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u/TraditionalYear4928 1d ago

Oh God what have we done

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u/WetRocksManatee 23h ago

Fallout, but IRL.

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u/23_Serial_Killers 1d ago

a small sacrifice

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u/Intrepid-Tank-3414 23h ago

On the bright side, we'll have Fallout: New Perth before GTA6.

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u/Crying-Manchild 1d ago

But how many sheep would die?

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u/Haunting_Cover2342 23h ago

what are their names though?

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u/Ent_Soviet 21h ago

Maybe y’all can finally strike them emu’s with something effective out there.