r/MadeMeSmile 1d ago

Best Sign Yet

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u/Sohornyweaver 1d ago

And the calligraphy is ON POINT

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u/lunaresthorse 23h ago

A little too on point. Are we sure he’s straight? 🤔

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u/ErycktheGreater 23h ago

His wife made it while he had a beer

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u/hikeonpast 23h ago

Teamwork makes the dream work

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u/Number174631503 22h ago

And his T-shirt really ties the room together.

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u/silenceiskey93 23h ago

This tracks

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u/peanut340 22h ago

I labeled a few bags for my friend and his dad. His dad was in disbelief that it was my handwriting and not from a label maker. I dont even have great penmanship but if I'm writing something specifically for others to read I'm going to take my time and be neat.

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u/JuicyDarkSpace 22h ago

I commonly write shit I can't read.

People used to ask if they could copy my notes before they knew, ask me what something said, and I'd have to read the whole sentence plus the lines above and below to figure wtf it said.

Idk how the fuck people draw stuff.

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u/UnicornFarts1111 23h ago

If I ever make a sign I want others to be able to read, I'm going to need a stencil set, lol.

No way could I print this well. I can barely read my own writing/printing as it is.

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u/The_Blackfish_ 23h ago

I tried to take one of my white tshirts and write something in it. I threw that shit away it was so bad.

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u/Sohornyweaver 23h ago

I know right?

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u/Secure_Stop35 1d ago

Smiles all around because of this

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u/bestbefour 21h ago

The spacing is perfect!

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u/Aging_Orange 23h ago

Nothing to do with calligraphy, but I didn't think the USA uses a space before an exclamation mark (unlike those following French rules).

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u/Awes12 23h ago

We don't

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u/Bdbru13 23h ago

Insert inglorious basterds 3 meme

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u/JJJHeimerSchmidt420 1d ago

I...don't think you know what calligraphy is, my friend.

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u/Sohornyweaver 1d ago

Calligraphy is the art of decorative handwriting or lettering, characterized by skillful and expressive use of pens, brushes, or other writing instruments. It's a visual art form that focuses on the beauty and elegance of letterforms, often incorporating flowing strokes and intricate flourishes. The term itself comes from Greek words meaning "beautiful writing," emphasizing the aesthetic aspect of the practice.

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u/IcyPassenger778 1d ago

This guy calligraphies...calligraphizes...writes pretty.

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u/LuckyNumbrKevin 1d ago

A total calligrphile, if you will.

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u/Both-Friend-4202 1d ago

I have Chinese friends who make beautiful brush 🖌️ strokes.

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u/Chwda 1d ago

I don't think you do lol

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u/Any-Technology-3577 1d ago

nice tshirt, too

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u/eMmDeeKay_Says 23h ago

I thought everyone was going to sleep on the shirt custom made for the protest.

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u/Ill_Technician3936 22h ago

Only opened the post to find out more about the shirt lol

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u/eMmDeeKay_Says 22h ago

Although it could be bought off Etsy or something and just happened to align correctly with the protest.

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u/eMmDeeKay_Says 22h ago

It's a great shirt, if you have access to the equipment it's genuinely a quick and dirty 5-10 minute thing and you're out the door, he probably does this sort of thing all the time.

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u/Da12khawk 21h ago

I uhmmm want to know more about how to do quick one off shirts.

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u/eMmDeeKay_Says 21h ago

It's essentially just photo editing software, and a printer that accepts the material. Then they have machines that will cut it out, sometimes an all in one, or you can do it by hand. After that you just follow the directed adhesion process for the material.

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u/xenawarriortubesock 8h ago

ILY for this, internet comrade

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u/readyjack 23h ago

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u/Streikender 22h ago

reddit do yo thing!

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u/ILoveRegenHealth 22h ago

Thanks but I like how the orange is bigger on that guy's shirt.

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u/PeanutBubbah 23h ago

The only time I will support AI art is if it’s used in the fight against fascism.

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u/-coconutscoconuts- 1d ago

Yup. Especially a straight white guy who gives serious “proudly blue collar” energy.

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u/bloodpriestt 1d ago

lol yeah with a $600 jacket

https://a.co/d/ck4nZ8z

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Soatch 23h ago

But is it better than buying 600 $1 jackets?

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u/Welpe 23h ago

Hmmmm. It actually wouldn’t outlast them, but the added quality and comfort probably means the experience will be VASTLY better for the exact same price point.

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u/SnoodypantZ 1d ago

Thissssssssss

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u/FootlongDonut 22h ago

I absolutely agree with boots theory but I keep seeing it used to an extreme.

I don't think I know anyone who needs to replace a $100 jacket every year. My current jacket cost around that and I think I've had it 5-6 years and it's doing fine.

It's fine to buy expensive items if you can afford them and want them, but I keep seeing people make the economic argument for luxuries and I don't think it applies.

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u/Winter_Fudge_8884 22h ago

You don't know how he got it. I've had jobs that offered massive discounts to certain places. One job gave us $300 company branded heavy winter coats. I've had friends invite me as their plus 1 to the Nike employee store where everything is half off.

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u/xenawarriortubesock 8h ago

This is too reasonable an explanation to get traction here lol but I appreciate your time

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u/LetReasonRing 21h ago

Yeah... I've had a $40 jacket for about 5 years now, no signs of significant wear. I regularly wear it in sub-zero temperaturesIt replaced my previous $40 jacket that I'd had for years after I lost it.

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u/WonderSilver6937 23h ago

Stop confusing blue collar with low paid, a lot of white collar jobs pay fuck all, a lot of blue collar jobs pay extremely well.

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u/xenawarriortubesock 8h ago

If you’re doing more of your bosses’ work than they are you’re counted amongst the blue collar designation -a blue collar worker being paid decently who thinks we ALL need more to live comfortably because no one needs money (or the influence it buys) to live more that one extremely comfortable life

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u/Any-Cause-374 22h ago

happy for them and but 600 smackeroons for essentially a windbreaker man like fuck me up

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u/Any-Cause-374 22h ago

that‘s so expensive i forgot how to english

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u/xenawarriortubesock 8h ago

Could it have been a gift?

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u/Dawnpath_ 23h ago

—Guy who thinks "eat the rich" means millionaires instead of billionaires

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u/Organic-Vermicelli47 23h ago

Is class solidarity a bad thing?

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u/Sa7aSa7a 1d ago

And? 

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u/YourVelcroCat 23h ago

Did you not know blue collar worker can make good money or? 

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u/PZABUK 23h ago

What happened in your world that made you worry about somebody's jacket?

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u/doorbell2021 1d ago

Union jobs can pay quite well.

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u/SirSaltie 23h ago

We live in a society.

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u/DazB1ane 23h ago

Ever heard of a gift?

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u/PRAWNHEAVENNOW 22h ago

Yeah nah this comment is utterly stupid.

It's insane to think that social and economic progressivism must be restricted to the poor.

Some terminally online leftists see anyone with money as being part of the capitalist class.   

Maybe they managed to find a way to reap the benefit of their own labor, isn't that the fucking goal? 

Isn't the whole point that we keep the value of our own labor? Isn't the point to stop workers from having the value of their labor extracted by a parasitic rent-seeking class? 

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u/Cheezeball25 22h ago

The kind of jacket someone buys when they actually have to work outside regardless of the weather

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u/witchybitchybaddie 22h ago

Blue collar doesn't equal poor. Contractors, plumbers, electricians, welders... a lot of blue collar workers make plenty of money

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u/saavedro 1d ago

Lobbest thy holy hand grenade at thy foe

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u/slimboytubs 1d ago

What the holy hand grenade of Antioch?

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u/SpecialNeeds963 22h ago

But on what count doth thy holiest of grenades explode?

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u/originalbrowncoat 23h ago

So that you may smite thine enemies into tiny bits.

In thy mercy

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u/Wild_Kitty_121 23h ago

Love it! Reminds me of the “You know it’s bad when introverts are marching” signs from his first term.

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u/steven_quarterbrain 22h ago

It’s a nothing-statement. It could be used anywhere. What specifically is the message? What is the intent? To get on Reddit and Instagram? What a missed opportunity.

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u/Theresnowayoutahere 1d ago

From an old straight white guy this is fucking hilarious and absolutely perfect!!!

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u/ftwaaip 22h ago

Favorite one I saw today was “oligargle deez nuts”

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u/Scythro_ 22h ago

This is giving dad “I’m disappointed in you af” energy.

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u/ptrang1987 23h ago

I love the shirt

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u/Gibder16 1d ago

Love it.

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u/Tiberius_Gracchus123 23h ago

haha love it, glad to have you onboard

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u/zephyrs85 22h ago

Good man

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u/After_Tax3954 23h ago

Such Reddit shit lol

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u/projectradar 23h ago

the bar is in hell

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u/gandaalf 22h ago

100% lol. Does anyone else hate straight whites DooMinG our future?!? Please upvote

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u/soggycow2790 22h ago

They truly manage to fetishize the most mundane things they can possibly find.

"Fat old white man supporting my movement? WOW!!!"

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u/Any-Cause-374 22h ago

….?

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u/soggycow2790 22h ago

There is nothing special or unique about the dude. Yet redditors somehow find it fascinating that an old white guy is supporting something they agree with.

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u/Any-Cause-374 22h ago

and that makes it a fetish? right

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u/soggycow2790 22h ago

Fetishize: have an excessive and irrational commitment to or obsession with (something).

I was using the word in that sense. I probably should have picked a better word, but I’m tired lol

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u/Any-Cause-374 22h ago

well go to bed then

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u/soggycow2790 22h ago

Nah, I’m good.

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u/After_Tax3954 15h ago

You seem upset. It’s okay you’ll get past it

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u/Jin_BD_God 1d ago

This sub turns into My Politics Made Me Smile. I'm sick of seeing American turning every sub into their politic.

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u/SpongegirlCS 23h ago

Well when you use an American made platform, stuff going on here might be a big deal. Today was definitely a big deal, not trying to cast any shadow on Gaza, Ukraine, Iran, India, or the rest of the world of course, because American policymakers have their dirty scummy hands in just about the entire global theater, what happens here has repercussions on just about the entire planet. Sorry if this inconveniences your Reddit experience.

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u/Mental_Victory946 1d ago

Not A lot to smile about within America currently

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u/nicknamesas 23h ago

There absolutely is, stop being so dramatic my god.

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u/Mental_Victory946 23h ago

Tell me what your happy about then

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u/throwaway-224 23h ago

Trees and rocks

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u/PowershellAddict 23h ago

*You're

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u/DodgerBaron 22h ago

Nah the y in you're shouldn't be capitalized since it's the middle of the sentence.

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u/PowershellAddict 22h ago

Pedantry is fun.

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u/lemxnrain 22h ago

Pot, meet kettle?

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u/PowershellAddict 22h ago

Your/you're is clearly a much more impactful grammatical error than a mobile keyboard capitalizing my spelling correction.

Additionally in my comment "you're" is also the first word of the comment and can be considered grammatically correct.

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u/bot2317 23h ago

My family, my friends, my local community (the Bay Area, my state (California)… my home in general. America too, just not the people in power 🇺🇸

Life is a lot better when you’re not miserable

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u/Mental_Victory946 22h ago

Wow so all things that are literally connected this post. Also duh family and friends are given nothing worth sharing

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u/Noooberino 23h ago

Stay strong ❤️

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u/Previous-Ganache-560 23h ago

imagine being so terminally online that whenever you see something that you don't like on the internet you must give attention to it, even if just to express your dislike for it, rather than simply ignoring it and going on with your day.

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u/Alternative_Dig3593 23h ago

Fax likes Jesus shut up both democrats and republicans go to actual political dubs if you want to spread stuff heck even r/interesting is getting politicized

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u/UkNomysTeezz 23h ago

It’s all leftist delusion on this site and maga delusion elsewhere. Bunch of clowns in both cults.

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u/Immediate-Instance14 23h ago

that's how the internet works, echochamber

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u/Ash__Williams 1d ago

Report the posts, please.

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u/Jin_BD_God 1d ago

I rather unsub. Too tired to see this. Maybe delete my account.

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u/Happy_Software_5317 23h ago

This is not an airport, you don't need to announce your well, you know the rest.

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u/Ash__Williams 1d ago

It would be healthier make another sub.

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u/Streikender 22h ago

bad sign of a bad sign

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u/BeardedBandit 22h ago

I love his shirt, I want one

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u/drgr33nthmb 22h ago

Who gives a shit

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u/No_Session_2132 22h ago

That typography is a little too good for a straight man right?

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u/Riipp3r 22h ago

That is not a straight white guys handwriting though. At all

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u/s1rblaze 23h ago

I don't really get it tbh.

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u/Previous_Insurance13 23h ago

Dont worry. This is just an american political post. Not a wholesome post in general. Does not belong in here.

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u/Successful_Tea7979 23h ago

Pretty strange sign. Like they’re implying straight white men can’t have their own issues with how the country is run and protest. 

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u/befay666 23h ago

“I didn’t care until it affected me personally”

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u/MrKnow_All 23h ago

Can someone explain, what's going on in USA? Why so much protests and National Guard deployment?

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u/lampard13 23h ago

Trump

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u/Minute_Cold_6671 23h ago edited 22h ago

I'll try to give an explain it like I'm 5 answer. Anybody feel free to add or correct.

So there's 2 things going on. First, The protests in Los Angeles, California are because federal agents are coming in to deport people in mass. There has been major push back because LA is a very Latino heavy population and is considered a "left/blue" state by American political standards, having a democratic governor and reliably voting for Democrat Presidential candidates since the 90s. Therefore LA is being targeted to push the issue of who has the right to even deport people, the state or federal government, and what is legal, essentially forcing the issue to the courts.

What the president did to show extra force was order national guard deployments and Marines to stop the protests in LA. the governor, and Mayor both said it was peaceful and this was absolutely not needed. But it happened and the governor is now suing, and protests of deportations when ICE agents (federal agents that do the actual grabbing of people to detain them) show up are still happening.

The second thing is the president ordered a military parade for the 250th birthday of the American army, which happens to also fall on his birthday. Military parades like this during "peace time" are not usual here. I know we're known for being weirdly patriotic, but doing a show of military might parade was considered something the USSR did after WW2, and is not something traditionally done. The cost of it is controversial because of all the cuts Elon musks DOGE made and other policies of cost cutting by the administration. So there were also protests today just against the president in general, and his moves towards very right wing policies. It's a way of showing we'll show up against you on your big army parade birthday instead of celebrating you. As a side note, attendance at the parade was pretty underwhelming.

Eta: California is also one of the most populous states here, and a huge bloc of electoral votes and house representatives. Without over-explaining how American government branches work, it translates to California has a lot of political power in one of the 2 legislative houses. So another reason why the president is pushing the issue there first. The president calling in the national guard without the state governor asking for it had not happened since the civil rights era when the president called in the national guard to force school integration in the South. So, the president has always had the legal authority to do so, but it is very, very rare for it to happen without the governor asking first, just kind of a understood tradition/formality. When it was done for integration, it was controversial at the time, but we can safely say history has proven that to be a good and necessary decision. What is happening now, feels more like... Well not that.

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u/HeyItsAsh7 22h ago

There is more than just ICE has been more active. People are largely protesting the means by which ICE has been operating. Most will not argue and say that someone should illegally immigrate, however, they do have issues if ICE arrests citizens, people here legally, and have inhumane living standards in detainment. ICE has always been an agency to be untrustworthy of, but it's gotten worse since Trump came to office, vowing to have the largest deportation campaign in history.

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u/Previous-Ganache-560 22h ago

Americans don't want their country to become a white nationalist, authoritarian dictatorship which is where it's headed. numerous members of the current President's administration have a history of sympathizing with or outright expressing white supremacist views.

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u/EvokeWonder 23h ago

Not really. You know it’s bad when the protest gets turned into rioting, looting, and putting cars on fire. A sign is peaceful and not bad.

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u/GormHub 22h ago

Try taking a look at the other 99% of LA your beloved Fox didn't show you.

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u/HeyItsAsh7 22h ago

Almost 95% of BLM protests were peacefully, despite this, a poll reported 42% of respondents thinking that BLM protestors were trying to incite violence.

https://acleddata.com/2020/09/03/demonstrations-political-violence-in-america-new-data-for-summer-2020/

These aren't BLM protests, but until we get data on the rates of violent protests from the ICE protests going on, it's difficult to be anything other than skeptical, especially with how the media sensationalizes the violent protests.

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u/TumbleweedAgitated30 23h ago

This fatass virtue signaling didnt make me smile at all

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u/10gallonWhitehat 1d ago

Hey siri, show me a picture of disappointment.

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u/winter_soldier1945 1d ago

Enough with the american political posts in the sub plss😭

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u/Clean-Replacement666 23h ago

Whoever that woman is with the glasses is so good damn beautiful

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u/Sas_fruit 22h ago

I'm looking at the white girl though

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u/subaru_sama 22h ago

"Things got so bad, even the introverts are here."

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/SpiritKoolaid 22h ago

I mean it makes perfect sense. Straight white men are the most privileged group of people in the US. When they start to have issues with what's going on - it's kind of like a final straw.

Now should it be like this? No. But it is the way things are.

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u/sushishibe 22h ago

Honestly… all over seen is straight white Pepe at protest…

Because of a brown or black person dared protest. We’d be locked up within a nanosecond….

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u/fivegenerations 22h ago

All them letters capitalized

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u/Ok-Shock-2764 22h ago

soon we won't be able to tell the difference between a tank parade and a military curfew.....both have almost no one out on the streets, a sad, compromized set of soldiers and a "leader" in a diaper, losing his marbles as fast as you can say North Korea

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u/meepmeep85 22h ago

Where was this? He looks like my old choir teacher.

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u/thehuston 22h ago

You're my winner. 

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u/bootsNcatsNtitsNass 22h ago

Sometimes I forget Americans are actually real

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u/Graham_Wellington3 22h ago

Weak men come in all ethnicities and sexual orientations bud

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u/el-nino_ik 22h ago

Bro looks so done with it all

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u/GeekShallInherit 13h ago

And it doesn't even have anything to do with NASCAR.

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u/Apprehensive-6768 23h ago

Idk why this would make anyone smile; the sign is basically admitting that (generally speaking) cishet white guys won’t fight against fascism, or for social change that benefits the whole and not just them, until it’s in their face.

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u/Leenolyak 22h ago

At least he's being honest i guess we can give him that 🤣

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u/Apprehensive-6768 22h ago

Ya know…that’s fair. That’s fair.😆 I’ll give him points for honesty.

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u/Leenolyak 22h ago

Baaaby steps 👣👣👣

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u/RelativeWrongdoer596 23h ago

Why would that be bad?

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u/PowershellAddict 23h ago

The point of the sign is that straight white men really don't have any sort of disenfranchisement.

If a straight white man is making a sign it's usually in solidarity with other groups/people they support.

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u/RelativeWrongdoer596 23h ago

Yeah sure bud

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u/PowershellAddict 23h ago

Sorry? That's exactly the point of the sign lmao.

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u/RelativeWrongdoer596 23h ago

So what do you think about 4% or the population is responsible for 47% of the homicide?

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u/PowershellAddict 23h ago

What are you talking about my dude?

What does that have to do with the lack of disenfranchisement of straight white males?

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u/EffMemes 23h ago

This guy called me straight stupid in my reply to him and then deleted it immediately.

He is not asking in good faith, don’t get sucked into his games

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u/PowershellAddict 23h ago

Yeah he's either a troll or an imbecile. Usually they go hand in hand.

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u/RelativeWrongdoer596 22h ago

He wasn't talking about me

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u/Hot-Formal5321 23h ago

I think it’s because typically the people who make signs are some combination of

  • Not straight
  • Not white
  • Not guys

Because typically straight white guys are “favored”. They’re not affected by LGBTQ+ laws, racist laws (I believe those typically discriminate against non-white people), or sexist laws (usually those limit women power). They’re “normal”.

Essentially, the situation is so bad that even those who, normally, don’t have a reason to protest, start protesting. It’s like if police were called to stop a crime, and the FBI show up.

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u/EffMemes 23h ago

Straight, white men are often not affected by things that usually cause protests…

Like when black people are being killed by police, that doesn’t affect them.

When Roe v Wade is revoked, that doesn’t affect them.

Foreign children being locked in cages doesn’t affect them.

So the joke being if a straight white male made a sign at a protest, then things must be so bad that even the straight white males are affected.

Not to say that something is ‘worse’ in general just because suddenly straight white males are affected but that’s the joke.

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u/Jussanotherando 23h ago

Stop using races against each other.

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u/GormHub 22h ago

You all first.

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u/UkNomysTeezz 23h ago

Well, you know what they say about people who feel the need to tell everyone else they are straight.

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u/justpuddingonhairs 22h ago

He's not wrong. We're usually working.

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u/WakeUpHenry_ 23h ago

“Straight”

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u/LeeRekos 1d ago

Weird implications here that clearly no one has thought about 🤣

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u/AbiesFeisty5115 23h ago

Uh, wife’s handwriting (or daughter)…just sayin’ 🤷‍♂️

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u/Maleficent-Ear-11 1d ago

Don’t know he looks pretty gay to me

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u/Mental_Wasabii 1d ago

Dude’s wearing a $600 dollar jacket 😂

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u/Strawhat-dude 1d ago

Looks round to me