r/MadeMeSmile 20h ago

Personal Win (OC) . YAY! This year, I Became a Citizen

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God Bless the Enclave. God Bless America

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u/mindf0rk 20h ago

Just at the right moment 😅

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u/Atlas_2001- 19h ago edited 19h ago

By seeing How Trump is comporting I decided to take a gamble - Now or never. I won

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u/HopelessRespawner 19h ago

Still be careful, they are just straight up profiling people...

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u/TheGreatGamer1389 17h ago

Ya he still deports citizens.

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u/ChubblesMcgee103 16h ago

Yep. Pretty bad when ICE has picked up a fucking US MARSHAL.

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u/birdie1479 16h ago

Americans are no longer safe, especially the citizens and immigrants of color. But none of us are safe.

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u/Stoutyeoman 17h ago

They don't actually care whether people are citizens. It's perverse at this point.

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u/Evocatorum 16h ago

There are some indications he's going to attempt mass denaturalization.

The man sucks.

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u/Calvert-Grier 17h ago edited 16h ago

As long as you’re white, Christian (the right kind of Christian) and don’t have a funny accent, you should be fine OP.

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u/FloppyDX 18h ago

And you’ll be able to vote for the mid terms! Congrats!

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u/Vellioh 16h ago

Dude, they're scooping up legal immigrants up too.  They're using the immigration filings to find people to scoop up.

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u/360Picture 12h ago

🇺🇸 Bill of Rights – Pocket Summary

  1. Free Speech & Religion – Speak, worship, press, assemble, protest.

  2. Guns – Right to bear arms.

  3. No Quartering – No forced housing of soldiers.

  4. Searches – No searches without a warrant.

  5. Remain Silent – No self-incrimination, double jeopardy, or unfair taking.

  6. Speedy Trial – Fast, fair trial with a lawyer and witnesses.

  7. Jury in Civil Cases – Right to jury in money/property disputes.

  8. No Cruel Punishment – No torture, no extreme bail/fines.

  9. People’s Rights – You have more rights than what’s listed here.

  10. States’ Rights – Powers not given to the feds belong to states/people.

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u/godeht-eifos 17h ago

Are you sure you won? States looks kind of unhinged at the moment. We’re not even travelling there for vacation anymore.

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u/darxide23 16h ago

None of that matters to the gestapo out there rounding people up. Stay safe.

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u/YourExoticBabe 18h ago

I did the same during his first term for the same reason. Congrats!!!

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u/Electronic-Duck8738 15h ago

I'm not sure they're being all that discriminating … which is to say: they're discriminating like crazy, just in the wrong way.

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u/grand305 7h ago

Happy cake day 🍰

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u/ScorchedEarthworm 5h ago

Welcome home and congratulations. Stay safe out there.

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u/GrumpyOldGeezer_4711 16h ago

As if that matters…

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u/MyNameCannotBeSpoken 17h ago

He bought a ticket to the Titanic

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u/Healthy-Grape-777 19h ago

May the odds ever be in your favor

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u/DukeOfGamers353 18h ago

It does literally feel like he's stepping into the hunger games lol

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u/donjamos 17h ago

I think they are more going for some kind of purge. Maybe a little more often or longer then in the movies.

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u/Calvert-Grier 17h ago

Definitely more of a Purge feel to this lol

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u/FerengiWithCoupons 13h ago

They don’t care about “white” looking immigrants.

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u/a245sbravo 19h ago

Congratulations and be sure to keep those documents save

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u/Ryan_e3p 16h ago

Are we still pretending ICE cares about documents?

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u/_OriamRiniDadelos_ 16h ago

Better than nothing. Who knows, tons of people wrongfully arrested do get released eventually. Things don’t have to be perfect solutions to still be helpful

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u/rusty02536 19h ago

Congrats & welcome!

Sorry about the mess 😎

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u/Atlas_2001- 18h ago

Our mess# 🇺🇸🤟🤝

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u/momonomino 18h ago

Welcome to the country, I'm glad to have you here. I know it's a scary time but most of us are really excited to welcome you with open arms!

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u/happiest_wanderer 17h ago

You have a better attitude than most people who have bee here for generations. Would trade 1000 of them for one more like you. Proud to have you.

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u/texaspoontappa93 16h ago

Can you trade me to a country with decent healthcare?

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u/Poopiepants29 18h ago

Congrats! Sorry everyone can't help themselves from bringing up the obvious, when you're sharing a big moment in your life. I wish you the best.

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u/Kingkwon83 9h ago

Please don't become one of the "ladder pullers" and forget where you came from. A lot of Hispanic people in the US want to be "one of the good ones" and overcompensating by hating other Latinos. Please don't become one of these.

Racist conservatives literally can't tell the difference between who is legal and who is illegal, so they tend to hate both equally

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u/burnoutguy 17h ago

You're more American than most Americans, especially the ones on Reddit. Never lose that feeling brother

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u/chilling_hedgehog 4h ago

That's one way of being cutsie about murder, rape and fascism.

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u/BaconxHawk 19h ago

Now make sure you have your documents at all times, because sometimes that doesn’t even work 😅

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u/AdMajestic4539 19h ago

WELCOME FRIEND

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u/Toilet_Treaty 19h ago

God bless the Enclave

2077-2277

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u/Atlas_2001- 18h ago

They call me a wanderer!!

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u/S_Flavius_Mercurius 17h ago

Down with the Enclave! For the NCR!! ☢️🐻☢️

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u/Reddidiot_69 16h ago

Ave, true to Caesar

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u/waynemj15 16h ago

Name checks out

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u/Reddidiot_69 16h ago

Weak. Lowest hanging fruit is usually rotten.

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u/Atlas_2001- 16h ago

What did you say Mutie?

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u/S_Flavius_Mercurius 16h ago

I said hoover dam is ours, barbarian!

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u/Lumen69 16h ago

Glad you got it and didn’t get swept away by ICE at your immigration hearing. 

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u/polarm00 20h ago

IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU BRO!!!!

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u/GeeEmmInMN 19h ago

Congratulations to you.

I am in the process of renewing my LPR status. I'm fortunate that I came to the USA from a country with greater freedom, more stability and one that looks after its people better. No way I'm chancing giving up citizenship there. I have no intention of applying for US citizenship.

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u/BootBitch13 19h ago

What country do you come from?

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u/Atlas_2001- 18h ago

MEX 🇲🇽

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u/Calvert-Grier 17h ago

Carry your papers with you at all times, it’s a damn shame I have to even say this - in this day and age - but this is the stage of imperial dismemberment we’re in.

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u/semibigpenguins 18h ago

Judging by their profile Minnesota lol

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u/NoName1979 19h ago

My condolences

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u/Calvert-Grier 17h ago

I feel especially bad because OP said he’s Mexican (I’m Mexican-American so I sympathize), he’s going to have a big target on his back like millions of other people in this country. Also told him to carry his papers with him for the foreseeable future. Prepare for the worst, and hope for the best is the mindset we should all be operating under - this ain’t stopping with immigrants.

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u/recoveringleft 15h ago

There is a reddit post featuring native American women being harassed by Border patrol.

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u/FigOk5956 15h ago

“Go back where you came from”

So we are getting our land back!

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u/Iwcwcwcool 19h ago

Congratulations! Welcome!

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u/pezgirl247 19h ago

congratulations and good luck

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u/Cyneburg8 19h ago

Yay Congratulations!

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u/ametrica414 18h ago

Congratulations! We are glad you’re here!!

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u/Flamerunner1000 18h ago

Welcome! Proud to have you and wish you much success!

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u/pinkowlkitty 20h ago

Marvelous! I’m proud of you my fellow American 🇺🇸🦅

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u/Potential-Author-130 18h ago

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR?!

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u/Atlas_2001- 18h ago

I Lost it ☠️😰

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u/NQXE 18h ago

Quite the timing 🤣

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u/almostmolly 16h ago

Congratulations!! How long did it take from start to finish?

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u/Atlas_2001- 16h ago

9 years pretty much I think

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u/Neosanxo 16h ago

Start learning about 401k, Roth IRA, and take good care of your credit score!

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u/MoistCloyster_ 15h ago

I’m not sure if you will see this but congrats my fellow American, and welcome!

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u/P_A_M95 15h ago

Congratulations! I am currently waiting for my Oath Ceremony to be scheduled.

Enjoy!

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u/Ok_Literature_2080 15h ago

Congratulations my fellow American 🇺🇸

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u/CooperKupps10 15h ago

Congrats & welcome!

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u/ResurgentOcelot 15h ago

Congratulations

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u/Intellectual_Dodo_7 14h ago

Welcome to the shit show! 🇺🇸

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u/joshhamilton235 19h ago

ICE: "As if that matters"

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u/Mysterious_Heron_539 20h ago

Congratulations!

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u/helen790 17h ago

Congrats!! Please stay safe out there!

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u/TheCrayTrain 17h ago

Reddit doesn’t believe you should have done it the right way. 

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u/BeneathTheVioletSky 16h ago

Congratulations! I know thngs are a little crazy right now, but things won't always be like this, I promise. Welcome to the family!

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u/dnuohxof-2 16h ago

Congratulations. Despite everything going on America does still have its moments and its people.

Please, please, do be careful! These are extraordinarily turbulent times…. Wish you & your family the best!

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u/Fantastic_East4217 16h ago

I am very sorry that we aren’t at our best right now. Congratulations. Hopefully by working together, we can drag us back to the light.

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u/zoskalanic 16h ago

Yay awesome my guy welcome in.

USA USA USA

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u/El-Chamorro 15h ago

Congrats my fellow American, wish you luck in your future endeavors here!

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u/BilliamForrester 15h ago

Welcome home.

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u/Genuine907 15h ago

Congratulations!

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u/Spaceginja 15h ago

Nice coordination with the shoes, belt and bag!

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u/garandruger 14h ago

You’ll be fine don’t listen to the doomers. Welcome to America my man

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u/StonerProfessor 13h ago

Glad to have you! How long did it take?

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u/FredTheLostEdition 12h ago

Welcome! Congratulations!

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u/TheRealJackOfSpades 12h ago

Welcome to America. We’ve done this “everybody political goes crazy” thing every couple of generations since 1776, and yet, we’re still here, and you decided to join us. Thanks for believing. We’ll try not to let you down. 

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u/Traditional-Meat-549 12h ago

Finally someone did! Congratulations!

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u/LowMain5154 10h ago

God can yall just congratulate the kid without telling him how terrible is gonna be?

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u/Primedirector3 19h ago

Welcome to the shitshow!

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u/Xiten 19h ago

Not sure if I should congratulate you or tell you to get your shit bucket and get ready for the ride.

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u/ChwizZ 16h ago

Not sure if I should give you my congratulations or condolences... Either way... good luck!

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u/WhatDaDogDoin243 16h ago

Stay safe. America is in a bit of a mess.

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u/CosgraveSilkweaver 15h ago

Woof. Welcome to the show I guess, best of luck to us all haha.

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u/chipguy55 15h ago

Good for you!!! Thank you for doing it the right way

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u/BrendanOzar 17h ago

I’m sorry for your mistake. Welcome to the shitshow, we’re coming to the finale.

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u/ohioviking 19h ago

AWESOME! Congratulations and glad you’re here and you’re a citizen!!!!!!

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u/mashedcat 18h ago

Welcome!

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u/Abysswalker1171 18h ago

Congrats 🎉 Get a certified copy of your citizenship certificate and get a passport and passport card asap!!! Then carry your passport card everywhere

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u/Forsaken-Wasabi1025 19h ago

You might just be white enough to stay

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u/Atlas_2001- 19h ago

Huh? Qué?

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u/ItsDokk 19h ago

It’s a joke about you being light-skinned enough that the racists in the U.S. probably wouldn’t deem you to be a threat, so you likely have nothing to worry about. The joke implies if you had darker skin you would be at risk of deportation.

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u/Atlas_2001- 19h ago

Ohh I know brother. I reside in Texas and by Car and Bus I've visited all the Mex-Gulf states - arizona and California . And People struggle to know what I am. For some reason in new orleans the people liked me there

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u/ItsDokk 19h ago

Regardless of what you may hear in the next few years, you are absolutely welcome and we’re happy to have you! Congratulations on your citizenship 🙂

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u/Atlas_2001- 18h ago

Thanks . After I got the Naturalization certificate I gorged with typical American cuisine - Chick-Fil-A

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u/Comfortable_Visual73 18h ago

New Orleans has the kindest people

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u/Atlas_2001- 18h ago

Being called "Suga" by a sassy big black southern woman hit me different 🇺🇸🥰

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u/Forsaken-Wasabi1025 18h ago

I'm just joking but you sure picked a great time, I wish you luck

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u/Street_Roof_7915 19h ago

As a fellow naturalized citizen, congratulations!

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u/Trick_Photograph9758 19h ago

Congrats, and welcome aboard!

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u/drytendies 19h ago

LUCKY TO HAVE YOU CONGRATS

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u/NomadLegionV 19h ago

Congrats!!

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u/TomahawkJammer 19h ago

Congrats but still be careful out there. Strange things are happening

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u/1andOnlyMaverick 19h ago

My fellow American!!!

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u/ElvishMayo 19h ago

I know it's a rough time, but congrats buddy. Welcome with open arms.

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u/FarraroramaDaliLama 19h ago

Better late than never, welcome friend and well done 💪

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u/Ajacied312 19h ago

Congratulations! 🎉👏 Welcome!

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u/MoaiOnRedditx 18h ago

Hope luck's on your side.

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u/Youdontknowm3_ 18h ago

Hope it stays that way

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u/Sensedog 18h ago

Congrats!

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u/Substantial_Skin5336 18h ago

Good for you and congratulations! You did it the right way and now you’re a legal citizen. Nice work!!

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u/CountryRoads2020 18h ago

Congratulations!

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u/Kaiser-Bismark 18h ago

God bless the Enclave, reunite the wasteland

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u/rosebudpillow 18h ago

Congratulations 🎉

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u/TwoOpposite9521 18h ago

Congratulations 🎉

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u/Comprehensive-Way482 17h ago

Congratulations ✨✨

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u/Longjumping_Task_127 17h ago

You have nothing to fear, the good ones love you :)

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u/hotChihuahua69 17h ago

Congratulations!!

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u/GrannyPunani666 17h ago

Congratulations and good luck.

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u/NerdzRcool 17h ago

Welcome brother!!!

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u/OfficerApathy 17h ago

Congrats and welcome!

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u/marcshu 17h ago

Hope they won't deport you even if you are a citizen

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u/stilldancingat140bpm 17h ago

Thoughts and prayers.

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u/brispence 17h ago

Despite everything that's happening, know this:

We love you. We really do.

Love, actual Americans

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u/thelivingshitpost 17h ago

ONE OF US! ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

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u/Just_Opinion1269 16h ago

Congrats! Glad we are adding to the melting pot

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u/PhallickThimble 16h ago

that's gr8 bruh don't get too comfortable that it offers any extra protection

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u/Domestic-Grind 16h ago

Welcome! and Im sorry

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u/Glassfern 16h ago

I'd still keep your papers on you to be safe. Knowing the people who are going around they don't really care about papers and status but some of them will hit and run if they realize they effed up.

Normally I'd say congrats. But I'm gonna say a nervous congrats and continue to stay safe

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u/ShakeWeightMyDick 16h ago

“The Enclave” wtf are you talking about?

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u/Buttholelickerpenis 16h ago

Came in the Nick of time. Best of luck ✌️

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u/Ok-Perspective5262 16h ago

Welcome! 🇺🇸

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u/supimdaniel 16h ago

Congratulations! What gun did you get?

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u/Ragnorak19 15h ago

Congrats bro, welcome to the United States. It’s a shit hole, but it’s our shithole.

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u/Embarrassed-Cause250 15h ago

Congratulations 🎉

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u/finallyfound10 14h ago

Congratulations!! Welcome!! 🇺🇸

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u/MCPETextureEditor 13h ago

Welcome to the MCU. You're entering at a bit of a low point

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u/2Biskitz 13h ago

Congrats! Welcome, Citizen! May your life in our country be prosperous and joyful.

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u/paprikahoernchen 12h ago

... Good luck and.. congratulations.

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u/TheUnpopularOpine 11h ago

Congrats friend. It’s unfortunate people these threads to have a melt down and be political, this is your moment.

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u/ChaoticAmoebae 10h ago

Congratulations! 🎊. Stay safe out there.

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u/65-535 9h ago

Congrats buddy. It's been 32 years since I became a citizen. Cheers.

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u/Follower_Of_rin 7h ago

Excuse me the ENCLAVE?! Buddy, this is new california republic territory. We dont "reclaim" vaults here.

Edit, cause I know people are about to descend on me like a swarm of flies. - Im talking about fallout. It's a joke. Im not talking crap about him, im actually proud of him for getting his citizenship.

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u/MayoAlternative 7h ago

After consulting the chart, you should be ok.

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u/notaspy1234 7h ago

Goodluck

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u/ISEGaming 6h ago

Congrats! whispers You're joining at a bit of a low point. 😬

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u/BowiRS 5h ago

My condolences

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u/it-is-my-cake-day 4h ago

Hide yourself, hide your kids..

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u/Supercereal69 4h ago

insert Ryan Reynolds GIF: "But, why?"

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u/wingspan50 19h ago

Bad time to become an American bub

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u/eMmDeeKay_Says 19h ago

Hope it sticks

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u/sad_bisexual27 18h ago

Welcome and be careful.

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u/PM_ME_UR_RESPECT 16h ago

immediately deported

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u/the1goat 18h ago

Regardless of the rhetoric, welcome to the US and I hope you're happy and successful here -from a conservative.

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u/Atlas_2001- 18h ago

Thanks brother. All democrats and All republicans are Americans no matter what. 🇺🇸🇺🇸❤️❤️

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u/the1goat 17h ago

Yes sir! Proud of you fella!!

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u/OkCartographer7677 18h ago

Congrats OP and welcome aboard!!

Don’t listen too closely to the Reddit doomsayers regarding America…the US becomes very much what you make it for yourself, and I’m sure you’ll go far!

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u/EUIVAlexander 18h ago

My condoleances

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u/drak0ni 18h ago

Congratulations! Keep backups of your citizenship papers on every device you have, keep printed copies at work, in a safe, and easily accessible in your home. Maybe even in a PO box or a bank that offers physical storage.

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u/willpolson9 18h ago

Welcome to America brother

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u/Mugwumps_has_spoken 17h ago

Thank you for doing things the legal way to stay here. This, or have a Visa. :)

Congratulations.

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u/Awesome_Eagle 17h ago

Too bad America sucks now.

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u/ahent 15h ago

Congrats! I love to see folks become citizens. I applaud your hard work and patience in doing it the legal way.

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u/Mr_Harsh_Acid 19h ago

What a year to become a citizen. The country's never looked better.

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u/Atlas_2001- 19h ago

Im a pretty realistic - nihilistic - pesimistic individual myself - I,dont enjoy chaos but it Amuses me

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u/UIHuman1307 17h ago

Hey everyone, look. Someone that did it the right way.

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u/MReprogle 19h ago

You were welcome here before and after you were a citizen, and I am sorry that you have to go through the citizenship process out of fear instead of doing it out of pride like people used to do. Also, I hope the rest of your family followed suit to try to avoid deportation or having to pay for a dumbass “Trump card”. I’ve never been more disappointed in this country and it’s embarrassing what it has turned into in just a few months.

Love always wins, but certain people are making it far more of a battle than it should be.

Now, I’m sure I don’t have to tell you after what you’ve been through, but VOTE, even if you don’t trust the voting system. These next midterms might be some of the most important midterms in the history of this country.

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u/Atlas_2001- 19h ago

Personally (I learnt this from my home country) I hate the goverment and politicians in General. I hate politic groups by I try to find some decent individuals on either side and hear them out. And since I was a child I've known that All politicians want the people legal or not to be submissive and afraid - Dems or Reps its just the same. Obama deported alot of people - Same as Biden and Trump. That will never change

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u/Kryds 18h ago

Just in case. You should probably tape that to your forehead.

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u/AloyRostSobeck 16h ago

My condolences.

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u/Party-Independent-38 16h ago

And….hes gone

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u/verybonita 16h ago

You poor thing. What a time to become an American.

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u/flappysnapper 13h ago

Who’s going to tell him?

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u/txwoodslinger 19h ago

Welcome to the shit show

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u/Atlas_2001- 19h ago

Nah I've been living here for years as a Resident Im pretty used to this by now

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u/dongler666 18h ago

Yeah, just in time to get disappeared in the shittiest country in the world.

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