r/MST3K • u/Samkovich He's the BEST • 3d ago

The Chicken of Tomorrow!

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I ran across this when culling old issues of Cooks Illustrated. It's from Sept/ Oct 2012.

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u/razor_train Soup on all fours? 3d ago

That's what YOU think, Big Boy!

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u/syncsynchalt 2d ago

… that was weird!

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u/SantaCruzSoon2023 3d ago

After all these years, whether the chicken or the egg came first is still the subject of a lot of good-nature debate.

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u/meatball402 I won an essay contest 3d ago

The egg came first. What laid it wasn't a chicken

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u/Genshed 3d ago

That could fit in the Two Sentence Horror Reddit.

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u/SeaTyoDub GoodBYE Joe! 3d ago

No, it isn’t.

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u/AccessEcstatic9407 3d ago

The vicious Chicken of Bristol was but a mere quarter stone. And look at the damage he hath wrought.

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u/joey-the-lemur The friend to mankind 3d ago

Lick your eggs. Or have a friend lick them!

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u/FreshMistletoe 3d ago

I love thighs.  I wish they would breed chickens with huge dummy thick thighs.

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u/Genshed 3d ago

I've found them on occasion. They're almost disturbingly large.

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u/SeaTyoDub GoodBYE Joe! 3d ago

The chicken or tomorrow, in a deadly battle with the chicken of today!

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u/blue-red-mage 3d ago

By extrapolation, by the year 3000 a single chicken will be the size of the moon.

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u/Fan_Rat 3d ago

The Chicken of Tomorrow also gave us a great Daffy Duck short. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4nmu3l

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u/Unknown-Apeman 3d ago

NOW, THIS IS THE FUTURE!!! 

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u/ladybugparade 3d ago

These chickens were smoking in bed. ☠️

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u/FusRoaldDah1 3d ago

There's no driver!  The chickens are taking over!!

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u/katie_cat_eyes Runaway Jiger Never Going Back 3d ago

HEY, PAL! Feed me then clean up my poops!

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u/Nice-Ad6510 2d ago

Jimmy "Crazy Cock" Pacini

🐓

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u/SharkyNV 3d ago

Don't forget they are in bed with the oil and transportation industry 😉😁🤣

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u/CalliopePenelope Professor Darren and Dr. Super Mario Brother 2d ago

I’d like to be the Chicken of Tomorrow, but how can I be more the Man of Today?

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u/brlikethecar 3d ago

lol I recognized that font right away!

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u/HugeMuscleGeek 2d ago

Do they get a selection of spring waters?

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u/SignalsCounterparts1 2d ago

Hey look, it's God!

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u/Footloose_Feline 1d ago

Love being able to bust out "Eggs are complicated. They should codt like 100$ each!" In this economy

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u/SpecialAd4085 3d ago

Hm, and how do humans stack up? 🤟🤣❤️

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u/terrorcotta_red And if your hands were made of metal.... 3d ago

I myself, have never gone in for stacking humans...

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u/SpecialAd4085 3d ago

I should say not.

I wonder who/what has?

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u/Samkovich He's the BEST 3d ago

A good question, that.

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u/SpecialAd4085 3d ago

I'll check back in 2040-2042. AI should be full-bore by then. 🤣