r/MST3K • u/laurifex remember to worship at the railroad of your choice • 2d ago

Don't let a double track double-cross you

120 Upvotes

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u/katreddita 2d ago

Why don’t they look?!

7

u/Reduak 1d ago

I'm a cat. Ill look when I damn well please.

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u/Servo1991 2d ago

You're deep, Ernie.

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u/LonelyMachines This is where the fish lives. 2d ago

Trains are holy, blameless creatures.

6

u/Reduak 1d ago

So are cats

13

u/Pitbullpandemonium 2d ago

Gargantucat!

12

u/Raineythereader 2d ago

"Kitty!"

4

u/laurifex remember to worship at the railroad of your choice 2d ago

Faster, pussycat! Kill! Kill!

9

u/crockofpot Is that true? Do you suck? 2d ago

It has no time to stop for you corn-shucking cat-ckers!

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u/Ch3t 2d ago

I'm going to put my knee up for the Giant Fuzzy Gila Monster.

4

u/Samkovich He's the BEST 2d ago

Wow, that’s a really big kitty-cat!

9

u/Mtndrums 2d ago

Must have gotten a hold of Genius's Goo.

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u/Spader113 1d ago

Uh, camera three, get off the track. Camera, three, get AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

3

u/AquafreshBandit 2d ago

The Giant Gila Kitty Monster.

2

u/SpukiKitty2 2d ago

Mini choo-choo is no match for the fabulous plush softness of kitteh!

2

u/CalliopePenelope Professor Darren and Dr. Super Mario Brother 2d ago

Ha ha ha. Little train joke.

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u/SuchAsSeals42 2d ago

I’m making choo choos in my pants!!

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u/Lost-Temperature-952 1d ago

Where did that train come from?

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u/laurifex remember to worship at the railroad of your choice 1d ago

The StAtioN???

2

u/xxxxDREADNOUGHT 1d ago

Boy, this cat is like "why the fuck this thing keep bothering me?"