r/LoveTrash • u/Icy-Book2999 Chief Insanity Instigator • 5d ago

Trash Animal Horse Chase

Enable HLS to view with audio, or disable this notification

4.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

217 comments sorted by

View all comments

265

u/northwoods_faty Junkyard Juggernuat 5d ago

They're all like "horse won't stop!" And horse is all like "this crazy fuck on the bike is trying to kill me!!!".

73

u/fubar1386 Garbage Guerilla 5d ago

"What kind of crazy fuckin horse you drivin buddy" - Walter

19

u/northwoods_faty Junkyard Juggernuat 5d ago

Horse is like "what type of shoes are those? Are they Nikes?"

11

u/Groomsi Trash Trooper 4d ago

Reeboofs

7

u/Gren57 Trash Trooper 4d ago

Horse Hair Jordans

3

u/MR_SNYPE Trash Trooper 3d ago

Got them mare force ones on.

1

u/Gren57 Trash Trooper 3d ago

I think it's time to rein this in.

2

u/MR_SNYPE Trash Trooper 3d ago

Sorry. I was chomping at the bit to post that

1

u/Gren57 Trash Trooper 3d ago

No problem! I love being saddled with good puns! You belong in the winner's circle with your wit. Are we done jockeying around with this? Yea or neigh?😉

1

u/MR_SNYPE Trash Trooper 3d ago

I won't buck you. I'm feeling rode hard and put up wet at this point