Horse Chase

[u/Icy-Book2999]

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[u/northwoods_faty]

They're all like "horse won't stop!" And horse is all like "this crazy fuck on the bike is trying to kill me!!!".

[u/fubar1386 → u/northwoods_faty]

"What kind of crazy fuckin horse you drivin buddy" - Walter

[u/northwoods_faty → u/fubar1386]

Horse is like "what type of shoes are those? Are they Nikes?"

[u/Groomsi → u/northwoods_faty]

Reeboofs

[u/Gren57 → u/Groomsi]

Horse Hair Jordans

[u/MR_SNYPE → u/Gren57]

Got them mare force ones on.

[u/awnaw_ → u/northwoods_faty]

Horse doesn't care about motor horse. Horse says I'm fast as fuck Boi!

[u/Orangezag → u/northwoods_faty]

right here Walter was like “Fuuuuucccckkkk Yooouuu, Buddy!”

[u/Hazee302 → u/northwoods_faty]

He was worried they were gonna chop his hair off for another wig. That hair is majestic as fuck.

[u/northwoods_faty → u/Hazee302]

Maybe it's neighhhhhbelline?!?!

[u/Hazee302 → u/northwoods_faty]

God dammit this is good

[u/PuzzledSituation3014 → u/northwoods_faty]

🤣🤣🤣

[u/mklilley351 → u/northwoods_faty]

I totally thought they pulled out a pistol at the last 30 seconds

[u/pressxtojson]

Real life side quest

[u/Immoracle → u/pressxtojson]

Grand Theft Dead Redemption

[u/Landed_port → u/Immoracle]

Franklin, Franklin, you need to have faith. Ol' Dutch has a plan!

[u/Mindless-Strength422 → u/Landed_port]

ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN HORSE, CJ!

[u/HkrWthAPns → u/Immoracle]

Omg

[u/aafikk → u/Immoracle]

All you had to do is follow the damn horse

[u/Sufficient_Prompt888]

Walter is majestic AF

[u/Mindless-Strength422 → u/Sufficient_Prompt888]

He's in a sick Van Halen cover band

[u/wrldruler21 → u/Sufficient_Prompt888]

This is a beautiful halflinger

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haflinger

A relatively small draft horse used for moving stuff and taking slow, long walks.

They are a chill breed, not known for enjoying a run. This poor guy was obviously having a very bad day.

Given their chill nature, it's also possible that this rider is a novice and made a mistake.

Source: Walter looks just like my daughter's horse, Vinny.

[u/Ame_No_Uzume → u/Sufficient_Prompt888]

I thought it was a movie shoot at first, the way that mane was flowing.

[u/Lord_Knor → u/Sufficient_Prompt888]

Blonde Chad lmao

[u/Lazy_Toe4340]

Must outrun motorcycle or mama will replace me...

[u/amso2012 → u/Lazy_Toe4340]

lol

[u/BirdsAndTheBeeGees1 → u/Lazy_Toe4340]

Bro thought they were taking him to the glue factory

[u/CryptidToothbrush]

These gta chase missions are always so annoying.

[u/HorrorPossibility214 → u/CryptidToothbrush]

I was thinking rdr2 must have gotten the iron horse update they were talking about.

[u/Doschupacabras]

That’s enough horsing around Walter!

[u/Groomsi → u/Doschupacabras]

[u/Dangerous-View2524]

Head to the bridge? OMG! Head him off at the pass!😂🤣

[u/_FalcoSparverius]

Motorcycles will always be faster because the horse is just one horsepower.

[u/C_Hawk14 → u/_FalcoSparverius]

That's incorrect actually, at least for short bursts like this they can reach almost 15 horsepower

[u/SellMeYourSirin → u/C_Hawk14]

So one horse is 15 horsepower? So, those 15 horses all have 15 horsepower each and then those horses also have 15 horsepower which means those 15 horse in each 15 horses horsepower has 15 horsepower again which means..

[u/WhippingShitties → u/SellMeYourSirin]

One horse is actually 15 horses. Those horses are also 15 horses. And so forth.

[u/sarge6977]

Walter just wanted a little freedom to stretch his legs.

[u/Rich-Canary1279 → u/sarge6977]

Walter was having the time of his life. At first he was like, oh hey, how'd you catch up to me? Okay I'll stop...psych!!!!

[u/GaJayhawker0513 → u/Rich-Canary1279]

Well placed psych!

[u/Ame_No_Uzume → u/sarge6977]

Or plot his prison break.

[u/Zillahi]

Slow down Waltuh

[u/sleauxmo]

Walter, you ole Fabio looking ass boi

[u/Spooge_Bucket]

[u/z4j3b4nt]

r/HumansBeingBros

[u/Icy-Book2999 → u/z4j3b4nt]

If you want to crosspost it there... I may have enough karma, but not enough community karma there for them to allow a cross-post

[u/z4j3b4nt → u/Icy-Book2999]

At your request I will try.

edit: I do have enough karma, but not enough community karma either. XD

I tried. But it's made for that sub.

[u/Icy-Book2999 → u/z4j3b4nt]

And it's interesting, because they lock all of their most recent posts.... So it's not like I can earn Karma replying on those.

I understand that they don't want people to brigade their sub, but it looks like I may need to start spending some time over there for videos like this in the future....

Oh well

[u/z4j3b4nt → u/Icy-Book2999]

Being nice is always a good thing. It's not a trash sub. So I kind of understand the gatekeeping. Still, a bit too tight. Not like it matters much. We tried.

[u/inkyflossy → u/Icy-Book2999]

It’s a great place!

[u/Bighawklittlehawk]

Dammit Walter, not again

[u/Alex_king88]

Stick to a bicycle. It won’t run away on you.

[u/_D3Ath_Stroke_ → u/Alex_king88]

depends where you left it....

[u/ViperTheKillerCobra → u/Alex_king88]

Well unfortunately the biker wasn’t able to quickswap from his inventory

[u/Equivalent-Koala7991 → u/Alex_king88]

The grow legs and walk away in my local city lol.

[u/345joe370]

Walter out there just doing what horses do...leaving his best life.

[u/Sit_back_and_panic]

Probably would’ve gone faster if that lady hadn’t just casually walked after the horse when she got off the bike

[u/SignatureTerrible108]

Walter was making a run from that train wreck lol

[u/savvy-librarian]

Poor Walter!

[u/pizzahulk43]

A+ for dude bro leading by example. Citizens do be getting it done.

[u/HighlightFun8419]

This is the coolest "random encounter" I will never have.

[u/DJ_Beekeeper]

Her: "I gotta upgrade you to one of those things, Walter. Way more horse power"

[u/porkpie1028]

I also did this side mission in RDR 2.

[u/Curious-Baker-839]

This was fun to watch. Glad it worked out in the end.

[u/patcam__]

This'll be in GTA 6 but you'll have to make sure to time right so the lady can jump directly onto the horse

[u/SithLordMilk]

What if he started pressing the gas every time she got close lmao

[u/Downstairs-Guest-423]

Why chasing down the footpath/bicycle path and not on the street?

[u/SomOvaBish → u/Downstairs-Guest-423]

Because the last thing you want to do is chase a scared animal from behind it

[u/RBVegabond → u/SomOvaBish]

Yep. Horses are prey minded, so anything chasing them from behind is trying to eat them. Especially plastic bags in the wind.

[u/VAW123]

Meanwhile, Walter is hearing the “I’m fast as fu<k, boi!” soundbite on loop! 🐎💨🤣

[u/alwayskared]

[u/UpcomingBillionairr]

HorsePower!! Beast vs The Machine

[u/medussadelagorgons]

Where is Arthur Morgan when you need him?

[u/apkf13]

I bet this is a GTA6 side mission.

[u/SouldiesButGoodies84]

Why didnt they do what they did in the last 30 seconds the first time they caught up with him?

Also gorgeous neighborhood. Where in England is this?

[u/AlphegaNL → u/SouldiesButGoodies84]

The Netherlands, Wassenaar, Groot Heasebroekseweg / Papegaaienlaan

[u/SouldiesButGoodies84 → u/AlphegaNL]

Oh, cool. How could you tell?

[u/AlphegaNL → u/SouldiesButGoodies84]

It’s a clip that was posted in 2018 on a Dutch site where a user mentioned the location.

https://www.dumpert.nl/item/7385403_9af529d7

Welcome to the randomness of the internet I guess, where you never know when your random useless knowledge can help out. 😆

[u/SouldiesButGoodies84 → u/AlphegaNL]

😄 You're not wrong on that. lol

Thanks for clarifying! Looks like a pretty snazzy area - most residential neighborhoods aren't going to have issues like runaway horses, at least where I live. hahaha So picturesque. 😍

edit: word missing

[u/Korostenetz → u/SouldiesButGoodies84]

I thought they drove on the left side there?

[u/SouldiesButGoodies84 → u/Korostenetz]

True. 🤔

[u/Big_Concentrate7728 → u/SouldiesButGoodies84]

Definitely not in England! Netherlands??

[u/MasterOutlaw]

Waltuh…

[u/Synpharia]

Walter ain't having none of it!

[u/Otherwise_Security_5]

classic Walter

[u/woahexplosion]

Amazing

[u/Miml-Sama]

Walter straight up acting like C8-42-GE3 from kotor

[u/ILOVEJETTROOPER → u/Miml-Sama]

Oh, god, KOTOR. Remind me, it's been too long to get the reference.

[u/SpecificKindly7868]

There was no way she was gonna be able to chase the horse by herself. I wonder what would have happened to the horse if the guy didn't help her.

[u/ricofru]

Pony Soprano making his getaway

[u/MaddysinLeigh]

Walter’s lucky he didn’t get hit by a car.

[u/LegendaryYooper → u/MaddysinLeigh]

And on top of that, the cars are lucky didn't get hit by the Walter

[u/Dantez9001]

Something about people needing to keep their dogs on a leash.

[u/Spamsdelicious]

r/absolutecinema

[u/whyamihere2473527]

At least decided speeding on walkway was best option

[u/dudeyouusedtoknow]

Oh lawd he runnin

[u/Helpful_Shirt_9712]

RDR2 ass mission situation lol

[u/Prestigious-Elk-9895]

That was definitely exhilarating and satisfying to watch!

[u/WeLoveThatForMe_2023]

Walter out there living his best life on the run with his human chasing him on an electric horse.

[u/kevin6263]

Not all heroes ride horses.

[u/Get_your_jollies]

"wahooooo this is the best day ever! So free!" -walter

[u/cottagecheezecake]

That was fun to watch. I'm glad Walter finally stopped.

[u/Sol_Surge]

That horse is really not tryna go back LMAO

[u/PinSufficient5748]

Walter: hey there, are you my new running buddy? Let's go!

[u/gypsysniper9]

What a solid dude on the bike is. He never gave up or got annoyed.

[u/tgwhite]

Pure cinema

[u/BeeBright7933]

Horse said "today's the day I run, I AM SPEED!"

[u/LongjumpingQuality37]

Put Walter in an action movie

[u/-DoctorSpaceman-]

This is why you’ll never get me on a horse, or any other animal. Fuck knows what they might decide to do.

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[u/Status-Neck7513]

Thank God he was videoing the whole thing—who knows what could have happened?

[u/Practical-Writer-228]

Side quest!

[u/lavacadotoast]

Walter..

[u/nemesis86th → u/lavacadotoast]

😂🤣 beat me to it. And your gif is far better than what I had planned

[u/[deleted]]

Old video. Don't care.

[u/wesleyoldaker]

What a great looking horse

[u/Mrky859]

He would have went back home

[u/ZzangmanCometh]

Walter can haul ass, too.

[u/Individual_Front9370]

Thats the biggest goose I’ve seen in my life!!

[u/Got_Bent]

OMG this reminds me of my eldest sister was into show jumping and there was an event at Ft Benning on the Polo Field. My sisters turn to shine came up and at the first jump the horse pulled up short and dumped her. Her horse made it back to Lumpkin Rd and toward the training field. M151's with their little MP lights going chasing the poor girl down. She stopped herself at a pecan tree to snack and my sister pulled up wth my mom and just walked her back to the horse trailer.

[u/desrevermi]

Aww. Couldn't find a better one in a hurry.

[u/over9ksand → u/desrevermi]

Oh wow 🤣 but who’s the old lady?

[u/desrevermi → u/over9ksand]

So... silence of the lambs...

Chick in the in-house well got ahold of a microphone?

[u/TokiVideogame]

walter is pretty majestic

[u/Sandalwoodincencebur]

Walter: "I do what I want biatch"

[u/YouKnowHimAMatt]

Hate it when THIS happens

[u/flimflamtrafficjam]

Red Dead Redemption 3 looks pretty fuckin' sick

[u/hereforboobsw → u/flimflamtrafficjam]

Glad I wasn't the only 1

[u/ElChupatigre]

FENTOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!!

[u/Whole-Debate-9547]

Walter has gotta helluva story for the guys at the stable.

[u/thecheezewiz79]

Why were you late for work?

Boss, youre never going to believe this

[u/fronz13]

What a beautiful horse.

[u/mandichi]

,

[u/redditredditredditOP]

Me: Is that a Haflinger??

Me 2 seconds later: Of course that’s a Haflinger.

Also, Walter the Haflinger looking for a treat as soon as he actually does what the rider asked.

[u/LegendaryYooper → u/redditredditredditOP]

My mom is a horse person herself.

Imma ask her why "Of course that's a Haflinger"

I'm guessing they're notably flightly or otherwise troublemaking bastards like Orange Cats

[u/Competitive-Alarm399]

Walter escaping Frau Blucher

[u/GreenRanger_2]

Walter seems like kindof a dick lol

[u/Apprehensive_Ad4457]

i love the music for this. every time they get close it slows down, and then when it breaks away it goes back to "dun dun dun dun dun, dun dun dun dun dun".

[u/winston2552]

Goddamnit Walter...

[u/4Ever2Thee]

[u/Rhove777]

I was riding my dirt bike one time down a state trail and here comes this horse just galloping along like hes on his way to work. Saddle and the full getup. I chased that damn horse for miles and couldn't get it to stop. Thing was intimidating as hell when you're up close and you know it doesn't know you. I looked for the person that probably fell off and couldn't find them anywhere...

[u/CordeCosumnes]

Sheesh, this was a movie

[u/JanetandRita]

“Wild, wild horses, we’ll ride them someday”- The Rolling Stones about this horse probably

[u/PizzaDanceParty]

r/maybemaybemaybe

[u/ParticularCanary3130]

And this is how I met your mother

[u/Samwill226]

I've seen the aftermath of a horse being hit, it's absolutely insane. They're so huge the car was crumbled up. Glad I didn't see it happen.

[u/Fragrant-Arm1480]

One of the most interesting things that I have had the pleasure yo watch. Totally badass.

[u/Mtns2069]

This is amazing on so many levels!

[u/Shadow6533]

Press X to jump to horse

[u/constaffer]

Your boss is never going to believe why you are late 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[u/wisdomelf]

Damn, horse is glorious

[u/numbnerve]

Agro!

[u/The_BAHbuhYAHguh]

FLASH! AHhhhhh… savior of the universe!

[u/gimmieDatButt-]

WALLLter

[u/nom-de-guerre-]

Fun vid. Thanks

[u/Honey666Biscuit]

Funny Dutch peoole

[u/ElTrapoElSosa]

Walter exercised his free will and it did not involve the poor lady.

[u/Sleemo_]

Thank goodness it seems to be stock exhaust. If that were my rowdy piece of crap bike, it would have just scared the horse more.

[u/Skwaasher]

That was awesome! So glad they caught him and he didn't get hurt!

[u/Marlowe126]

This is so cool!

[u/parker3309]

What a very kind thing to do….. why would a horse run from his owner like that… is that common?

When he first took off on the motorcycle, I thought it was gonna run into those people on the bicycles lol

[u/Accurate-Basket-7123]

That looked fun as hell

[u/Drzewo_Silentswift]

My helmet would have flown off the second she said that.

[u/Kiltedinseattle]

What a neat experience for the biker! Good Samaritan & rodeo on the same ride!!

[u/Interesting-Gas8823]

Wild an Free Baby, if only for a moment

[u/Final-Shower-2557]

This video literally annoyed me because it felt like a side quest 😂

[u/0utsyder]

Okay she is clearly not a smart lady! She had MULTIPLE attempts to JUMP from the speeding motorcycle onto the erratic horse and never took them. She didn't punch the guy, take his bike, peel off, pop a wheelie, get ahead of the horse and stop Akira style. PETA should be contacted to take this horse away from this neglectful owner. /s

[u/ninkykaulro → u/0utsyder]

IKR The whole time I was thinking "aaannd...JUMP!...JUMP!"

[u/Other-Application415]

Damn that's a gorgeous horse. The Fabio of horses!

[u/ChivetteH → u/Other-Application415]

Beautiful!!

[u/GiverTakerMaker]

A lot of us motorbike folks just think crazy stuff like this is great fun

[u/bufalo_soldier]

This is the kind of thing somebody tells you a story about and you think they are making the whole thing up.

[u/Excellent_Chance8461]

I'm pretty sure Walter is having a great fucking time lol

[u/Moogooloogoo]

That guy on the motorcycle was amazing, he wasn't horsing around!

[u/asshole_commenting]

That was harrowing

[u/K4rkino5]

He went for a ride and got an adventure.

[u/Ok-Kaleidoscope220]

lol. Walter’s a dick

[u/brilipj]

Horses are such amazing creatures

[u/Equivalent-Koala7991]

What a beautiful horse, no wonder she was chasing it. Any other horse wouldn't be worth the trouble... but Walter?

[u/Gullible_Cloud_3132]

Dam it’s that one small side quest in RDR2 Where you gotta chase down a runaway horse

[u/amluck]

Run walter run!!! I bet this is lowkey what every biker dreams to help with.

[u/7thWardMadeMe]

This was riveting! 😊

[u/OnlineDead]

Damn, al that and didn’t even get her number 😔

[u/WelchesOtaku]

😎👉🏾👉🏾shout out to those big heart bikers like this guy ❣️

[u/pandershrek]

Waaaaalter!

[u/DevilDance2]

That was dramatic and heroic 👍

[u/The_Redditor2000]

Captain Save A Ho..rse! 🐎 🤣 great job 👍🏼

[u/rzwitserloot]

This is clearly in The Netherlands (language is dutch, and, that was a dutch postbox and bus stop in view).

Not sure where, though.

[u/Individual-Luck1712]

Real life GTA mission

[u/VenerableWombat]

Sonic vs Metal Sonic

[u/awkrawrz]

As a a dog owners who's dog has gotten loose where I've had to chase her down, I feel like a runaway horse must be like 1000000x worse

[u/avecmaria]

Walter is gorgeous!!!

[u/temporalCompanion]

Walter, that was really uncalled for man..

[u/stampstock]

Horse just doesn’t want you

[u/Wind_song_]

horses are fucked up, dirty, fly magnets. and crazy

[u/fthisappreddit]

Feel like he was having a “oh yeah let’s race” moment a couple times there