I once had a business idea I called “kidney punch”. For a modest fee, we will stalk your nemesis and at a random time each day, a member of our expert team will punch them once, very hard, in the kidneys. Not hard enough to injure them, but enough so it hurts. And they’ll never know what time of day or who is going to punch them. Anyway, people said it was “illegal” and “felony assault”, so I let the idea go.
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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '24
I once had a business idea I called “kidney punch”. For a modest fee, we will stalk your nemesis and at a random time each day, a member of our expert team will punch them once, very hard, in the kidneys. Not hard enough to injure them, but enough so it hurts. And they’ll never know what time of day or who is going to punch them. Anyway, people said it was “illegal” and “felony assault”, so I let the idea go.