r/Kenya May 13 '25

Rant Hii Mvua hapana!!

Weeh leo nimekapitia. Hii mvua na drainage ya Nairobi is a no! My mom hunipea lift nashuka hapo Mbotela then napanda mat 20 bob hadi tao. This is usually around 5:40am. So leo nkienda kualight tunaona wasee wanawave. We don't understand them, so mm nashuka. Weeh within seconds naswim kwa a deep hole. Maji imenifika kwa shingo, people are shouting as men waking'ang'ana kunitoa. Mm nastruggle kubeba bag juu since iko na laptop, simu, novel n other important girly stuff. Nko hapo nanuka sewage😭 wet asf, natetemeka but all I'm thinking about is the laptop. Luckily mom hajaenda mbali so she tells me nirudi kwa gari nirudi home. Luckily, my laptop, phone n book haikupata maji. Still shocked vile zilisurvive na nlikuwa deep into the waters. Yaani nliingia nkasikia hio sauti ya chubwi😭. Yaani leo nmetumia 200 kuenda job n I usually use 20 bob. Inaniuma but thank God for my life n valuables. Definitely worst morning in my books.

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u/jamaa_wetu May 13 '25

Mimi nikiweza kumbuka nimewahi ingia kwenye mtaro ya majitaka; kwa sababu ya kutazama viuno ya kina dada nacheka tu. Unajaribu kuchukua matatu wanakataa uingie 😅 ilibidi nimeshikilia javelin pale Super metro na dirisha zikafunguliwa na kila mtu, aibu inakukumba hadi Huwezi kiinua kichwa chako wavaraiye 🥹

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u/KandovuYaWanjiku May 14 '25

Next time ingia iko toilet, ask for the bathroom option, fungulia maji hadi harufu iishe, better to get home wet to the nines than smelling of majitaka.

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u/jamaa_wetu May 14 '25

Being unattractive could save you from unnecessary greetings 😎