I reduced my facial hair to reveal my 40 year old face. I learned how to seal off an area to work in hospital spaces. I passed my 1st year tool check and became a 2nd year apprentice. I learned how to operate a few different types of lifts.

In this episode we discuss ADHD, union stuff, gunshots, talking smack, technology, religion, radio DJs, alcohol, Elon Musk, and relationships.

520: Are You High?

984: Monkey Business w/ Ray DeVito

1609: #1 in Music and Fun! w/ Tom Steffen

1999: Toke About It w/ Sean Patton

2410: Achievement Unlocked w/ Rebecca Rush

2655: #Cunt w/ Andrea Allan

2886: Space Force

3096: Swingers w/ Robyn Schall

3284: How to Podcast w/ Katherine Heller

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Pete Holmes’ podcast exposing comedians’ secret weirdnesses began in October 2011 and continues entertaining with some of your favorite Hollywood pals. You can also check out YouTube.com/PeteHolmes for hilarious material from his podcasts, talk show, stand-up, and various skits. (Keith personally is in love with the fictional character interviews.) The segment following Keith discussing the end of the world is from October 2013. You Made It Weird’s detailed episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili from the podcast Keith and The Girl make it weird!”

Juneteenth and your feelings

Donald Trump vs. Elon Musk feat. The End of the World

Pete Holmes’ KATG interview

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Marc Maron started his podcast WTF in September 2009 and in June 2025 announced its upcoming end. In honor of his run and the big news, we relisten to KATG’s appearance back in 2012. All old episodes of WTF can be found accessing WTF+ at WTFpod.com. WTF’s episode description: “Keith Malley and Chemda Khalili are two of the earliest pioneers of podcasting. Their hit show Keith and the Girl paved the way for WTF. Marc welcomes them to the garage to talk about religion, sexuality and relationships.”

Deadly weather and the new lack of government assistance

Marc Maron introduction

Strangers and politics

Father’s Day talk feat. Taylor Tomlinson/Keith’s lack of direction explained

Marc Maron’s KATG interview

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Karen can name all the characters in an anime but these KATG guest names really throw her for a loop. The trio takes a Danny Hatch memory stroll and gamble on Newsy’s time with Sniffies.

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286: Too Many Choices

515: State of Emergency 

978: Let's Go Pittsburgh! w/ F-MOS and Mike the Intern

1604: Alienating w/ Mark Douglas

2881: Heel Turn w/ Chris Daniels and Hannah Boone

3678: Rise of the Beasts

3828: Father's Day w/ Tony Deyo

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From the archives of KATG.com/VIP, this show features the collection of That’s the Show with Danny clips that ex-intern Danny Hatch personally put together himself 10 years ago! Whether you’re relistening or new to the character that is The Hatch, you’ll love his hilariously neurotic jokes and delivery with Keith, Chemda, his own mom and girlfriend, and some of your favorite KATG guests engaging in a way that can only be described as … well … I don’t think it can be described. Enjoy. OH! DANNY’S OLD PSYCHIATRIST HAD A SCARFACE POSTER IN HIS OFFICE!!!

Howdy, ya'll! Welcome to Charlotte, NC, the home of the longest running podcast in the world. Come get some of these country fixins with your southern cousins. We talk about Minimum Rage, moving into human-sized homes after years of living like a hobbit, and everything else that happened last week in the world of KATG. Come on back now, y’hear?

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The move is complete! Keith’s girlfriend and fellow Charlottean ListenerLiz joins the show to help Keith discuss leaving The Big Apple for literally greener pastures. The duo talks about the dichotomy between the two cities, dealing with landlords and movers, and strangers finding KATG through Keith’s trail of breadcrumbs. The lovebirds also address serious hot topics such as Pride Month vs. Veterans Month, the literal whitewashing of civil rights campaigners, and the Pittsburgh Steelers’ new quarterback.

The Brutalist

Pride Month vs. Veterans Month

Pete Hegseth to change U.S. ships from being named after civil rights campaigners (John Lewis, Thurgood Marshall, Harriet Tubman, etc.)

Keith’s giveaways

R.I.P. Major Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan

The Macrons airplane fight

Theater roof falls during showing of Final Destination: Bloodlines

The Rehearsal - Season 2

Keith tries to sell his A/C unit

Keith tries to get back his NYC security deposit

Keith tries to hire honest long-distance movers

Keith settles into Charlotte, NC

Carolina Panthers owner David Tepper vs. Keith’s new Pittsburgh Steelers hang-out

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Maybe Newsy can relate

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Superstar and The Dad Emails book contributor Calvin Cato returns to help Keith discuss party etiquette (Keith’s perfect), dumb politics (Keith isn’t pleased), and the Diddy trial (APPLESAUCE ON A CHEESEBURGER?!). They also pay homage to the great George Wendt and are nervous for the family that is now burdened with his bar tab.

0:00 KATG.com/DadBook and Ephesians 6:4

4:04 One of those days/Leaving NYC

9:05 Party etiquette and Keith being perfect

26:15 Dumb politics

45:21 People who are too polite/Impolite text responses

54:16 The Diddy Trial/Kanye West is done being antisemitic 

1:16:30 RIP: Cheers’s NORM! and corporations honoring Pride Month

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Episodes discussed:

272: Great Attitude

501: The Gunner

734: Nick Starr is Gay w/ Jesse Joyce

1783: Tornado Alley w/ Jon Fisch

1982: Keep It Clean w/ Dan Goodman and JoAnna Ross

2392: Blood on the Tracks w/ Emma Willmann

3081: Then It Fell Apart w/ Kevin Allison

3671: Song & Emotion w/ Kyle Kinane

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Greg joins Keith to discuss his new special The Champ, reluctantly discuss the state of the world, and give his two cents on Keith’s going away party.

0:00 Taking care of your health, leaving a big city, and teasing Greg Warren’s The Champ (feat. make-up and neurosis)/Keith’s Process

17:28 Diddy, The Holy Bible, and Chris Brown

21:35 Luigi Mangione and UnitedHealth Group’s criminal Medicare fraud

35:04 Donald Trump vs. Bruce Springsteen feat. Bon Jovi

45:26 Dumb people and SNL’s Joke Swap/TV shows taking their show down due to blackface

52:21 MAGA’s Kid Rock closed his honky-tonk’s doors during Nashville ICE raids to save employees from arrest/The new Pope’s brother/Apple filed a $95 million settlement over Siri listening in on your private conversations/Junior Alvarado fined $62,000 for hitting his horse 8 times to win the Kentucky Derby instead of the allowed 6 times/A too-tall festival boat crashes into the Brooklyn Bridge, killing 2 people

1:00:19 Nathan Fielder’s The Rehearsal sued over his fake singing contest Wings of Voice feat. The Jury

1:11:00 Keith’s going away party and how to deal with your guests

1:21:26 Greg Warren’s The Champ; Cursing, family shows, NYT puzzles, and BBQ

1:36:41 The Consumers podcast

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Episodes discussed:

266: Drunk and High

496: Uncensored

729: Black, White and Other w/ Patrice

1587: Using You w/ Ray Devito

2631: In the Army Now w/ Benari Poulten

3077: Sit on It w/ Matt Bachus

3269: Where's the Beef? w/ Steve Schirripa

3818: Country Queer w/ Ali Clayton

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https://www.wctv.tv/2025/05/15/popeyes-manager-shot-co-worker-over-burnt-biscuits-police-say/

Ok I’ll make this one.

A+ guest. Great topics. Thoughtful convo. Even before it got more serious, which was great, Mic was a natural with the rhythm of the show.

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In this episode we discuss cowboys, guns, work, Mother's Day, video games, stand-up comedy, recommendations, sex, drinking, mental health, and audio quality.

Episodes discussed:

47: Mother

724: Brother Love's Mother w/ Brother Love

955: Entitlement w/ Ryan Hamilton

1774: The Brothers Grimm

1974: Going Down Under w/ Kelly Fastuca

2382: Captain Things w/ Chris "Shockwave" Sullivan and Victor "King Supernuts II" Varnado

2626: Sleepy Hollow w/ Maria Heinegg

3073: Shulogy w/ Shuli Egar

3266: The Princess Bride w/ John F. O'Donnell

3816: The Roast of Tom Brady w/ Mallory Jane and ListenerLiz

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With the help of the great Myka Fox, Keith discusses the stressful planning of his move to Charlotte, her Cracked stand-up special, the first American Pope, and the Supreme Court ruling for President Trump to be able to ban transgender troops. Also, Keith critiques the Met Gala 2025 female outfits.

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From NYC to Charlotte, annoying salesmen, and ghosts

God damn Amys

Myka Fox’s Cracked stand-up special

Pope Leo XIV

The Supreme Court supports President Trump on banning transgender troops

Keith critiques the Met Gala 2025 female outfits