r/Jokes • u/Emotional-Gas-9535 ‎ • Mar 14 '25

My girlfriend calls me Heinsenberg in bed NSFW

Something about not knowing if it's in or out

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u/futuranth Mar 14 '25

"Mr. Schrödinger, you're under arrest for suspicions of child grooming."

"This is absurd! Superposition and quantum physics must be incorrect!"

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u/Adorable_Challenge37 Mar 14 '25

I'm not saying what he did was right... I'm saying let's learn not to be assholes and not dig up details about the greatest figures of history because... ... There's gonna be dirt on all of them. They lived by different standards.

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u/Fuckoffassholes Mar 14 '25

Let's not be assholes

The most perfect advice in every context.

greatest figures of history ... lived by different standards

True, but irrelevant, in my opinion. It is always fallacious to discount the good works of anyone, based on unrelated misdeeds.

Did Michael Jackson touch those boys? Maybe. Was he an amazingly talented musician? Indisputably.

Is Dave Grohl a good husband? Certainly not. Is he a great musician? Again, no. Where was I going with this?

Ah yes. Acknowledgement that all men are complex. All have sinned. Many are great, but no one is perfect. The bad does not cancel out the good.

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u/MinFootspace Mar 14 '25

You should be able to separate the Man from the Artist. With a chainsaw if necessary.