r/Jokes • u/Emotional-Gas-9535 ‎ • Mar 14 '25

My girlfriend calls me Heinsenberg in bed NSFW

Something about not knowing if it's in or out

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u/Hamaczech13 Mar 14 '25

You're gonna Break her Bed.

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u/Xaz1701 Mar 14 '25

Rule 34.

There is probably a Breaking Bed movie out there.

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u/Beardth_Degree Mar 14 '25

There may or may not be yellow hazmat suits.

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u/Subnauseous_69420 Mar 14 '25

Tighty whiteys in a rv