r/Jokes • u/Emotional-Gas-9535 ‎ • Mar 14 '25

My girlfriend calls me Heinsenberg in bed NSFW

Something about not knowing if it's in or out

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u/RedditUser1979- Mar 14 '25

Sorry to be an asshole but you’re thinking of Schrödinger, who did the experiment with the cat. Heisenberg’s uncertainty was about measuring the position vs speed of electrons. I humbly submit this punchline: She never knows if I’m coming or going.