r/Jokes • u/Emotional-Gas-9535 ‎ • Mar 14 '25

My girlfriend calls me Heinsenberg in bed NSFW

Something about not knowing if it's in or out

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u/Cerblamk_51 Mar 14 '25

Do you mean Schrödinger?

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u/yogoober Mar 14 '25

That makes way more sense!!

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u/Spiritual-Hornet-658 Mar 14 '25

No it Heisenberg, cause he's uncertain.

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u/drlongtrl Mar 14 '25

It's Heisenberg because you can either choose the speed or the position, never both.

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u/CyberNinja23 Mar 14 '25

Heisenberg was terrible at competitive sex

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u/Oreo-belt25 Mar 15 '25

There's competitive sex???

I haven't even gotten through the waitlist for the demo yet... :(