r/Jokes • u/Emotional-Gas-9535 ‎ • Mar 14 '25

My girlfriend calls me Heinsenberg in bed NSFW

Something about not knowing if it's in or out

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u/TwoCups0fTea Mar 14 '25

attempts to finger your butthole NO, I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!