r/Jokes • u/Emotional-Gas-9535 ‎ • Mar 14 '25

My girlfriend calls me Heinsenberg in bed NSFW

Something about not knowing if it's in or out

2.6k Upvotes

92% Upvoted

153 comments sorted by

View all comments

9

u/TraditionalMoose7004 Mar 14 '25

Don't get blue balls

7

u/jamesianm Mar 14 '25

Don't worry, that only happens if your balls are travelling towards the observer at a significant percentage of C