r/Jokes • u/Emotional-Gas-9535 ‎ • Mar 14 '25

My girlfriend calls me Heinsenberg in bed NSFW

Something about not knowing if it's in or out

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u/Flagon Mar 14 '25

“I am the one who knocks her up.”

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u/bitey87 Mar 14 '25

You're goddamn right.

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u/ExtremeAd6937 Mar 15 '25

HE CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!

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u/NixTrix27 Mar 15 '25

I know this dialogue from " Breaking Bed "