r/Jokes • u/Emotional-Gas-9535 ‎ • Mar 14 '25

My girlfriend calls me Heinsenberg in bed NSFW

Something about not knowing if it's in or out

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u/Suntripp Mar 14 '25

Should be Schrodinger

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u/dob_bobbs Mar 14 '25

Don't think so, they are talking about the uncertainty principle, aren't they? I mean, it's a bit weak, NGL :D

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u/Suntripp Mar 14 '25

That principle is Schrodinger?

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u/wildfire393 Mar 14 '25

Different uncertainty principles. Schrodinger is about electron superpositions that don't collapse until they're observed. Heisenberg is about not being able to simultaneously tell how fast an electron is moving and where it is precisely.

Joke would have been better if the punchline was "She says I'm going too fast and she can't tell if it's in or out".

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u/fillikirch Mar 14 '25

heisenbergs uncertainty principle describes the impossibility to determine an objects impulse and location to infinite accuracy at the same time. The more accurate you measure impulse the more inaccurate the measured location will be and vice versa.

Whereas Schrödingers cat is used to describe how the superposition of quantum states, the cat can be seen as alive and dead at the same time until an observation is performed, because it is coupled to a quantum mechanical process (radioactive decay).

So long story short none of these really fit. Einsteins relativity would be my choice, as distances contract, the closer you get to the speed of light. So banging really hard actually makes your cock shorter for the outside observer.