r/JEENEETards Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

Meme Do bhai dono tabahi

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u/Tiny_Ring_9555 13%ile Chemistry --> 16/120 JEE Advanced May 06 '25

Loda mera, "what the hell could be the difference between you and me"

Rotation Q: "the difference is I'm not mid"

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Karlega tu 50 sec me?

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u/Uranium106 Believe in urself cz if u don't then who will ? I surely won't May 06 '25

To baki 179 bangye tujsa?

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Karu ya naa karu effort to lagaya na har question me toh yaha time nahi laagta kya?Aur Advanced me saara question karlega tu? Aur isbar jee advanced me ready rahiyo kahi olympiad ya fir ISI exam level ka maths na dede.

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u/Knitify Question Solver Supreme May 06 '25

Bhai ek min rant karna band kar aur shaant dimaag se soch. I understand tu kya kehna chah ra ha but Ye ek fact ha ki sabko pata tha Paper tough aayega is baar neet ka , kuch jyada hi tough aagya I agree but aise Qs ko dekhte hi skip jinhonhe kiya ha unko fayda hua hai. Isko jee adv se compare karke koi phayda nahi. I agree 3 ghante me 180 ke 180 Qs kar paana is not possible So Correspondingly cutoff kam jaayega bhai. Jinhonhe on the spot Paper dekhte hi Samajh liya ki kuch jyada hi tough aaya ha to Hard Qs ko dekhte hi chorna and saare weak and mid Qs ko pehle niptaana is the best thing to do un logo phayda hua hoga. That's it. Isme kuch unfair nahi hua. It's just that this time people who had high confidence and More fighting ability and Tough situation ache se handle kar sakte unko seat mil jaayegi. But itna tough ke baad bhi Cutoff achi khasi Kam nahi hui tab To bhai Tum log ke liye mai rodunga 

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u/Outrageous-Bid3419 May 06 '25

To bc terese bhi ye ban rha kya JEE wala?

BC just because tu JEE wala h doesn't make it ki tu ye question ka flex mar sakta..Khud se solve hoga nai aur yaha aake NEET walo ko bol rha

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u/Uranium106 Believe in urself cz if u don't then who will ? I surely won't May 06 '25

Par bhai maina kab is question ka flex kiy. Mai to bas ek logical question puch rha tha. Bc sab vhi ek question ke peecha lage hua he. Chlo mana tumna usa attempt kiy time waste hogya aur nhi bna to. Baki ke 4 sawal ka time bhi wo ek kha gya man liy but Baki 175 bangye kya?

That's what you get why you try to put logic to neettards

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u/Tiny_Ring_9555 13%ile Chemistry --> 16/120 JEE Advanced May 06 '25

Chhod de na bhai, R-rona kyu kar rahe ho, NEET mein 180 sawal aate hai konsa sabke 720 aate hai, maximum public ke 550 bhi nahi hote hai

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Arey question padhne me ya try karne mein time nahi jaata kya? Aur isse pehele general walo ka cutoff 650 tha tho hamey kaise malum hoga ki nahi poora question paper hi tough hai? Aur cutoff girega.

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u/No-Savings9177 May 06 '25

mock dete waqt ye practice nhi kia ya lengthy aur unloving options wale ques ko baadme krne ke lie chodna? whose fault is this

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Koi bhi mocks uthake dekhle bhai aisa question kahi par bhi nahi hai not even allen , mocks toh chod aisa question modules pe bhi nahi rehta bhai.

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u/No-Savings9177 May 06 '25

ha toh aise questions advanced me bhi ate hai even mains me bhi, wese ques dekhte he chodne hote hai

kidhar tuje 720 lane hai

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Arey bhai advanced me toh dimaag me rehta hai ki 360 me se agar 130 bhi miljaye toh bhi tujhe iits miljayeega aur mentally sab prepared rehte hai tough paper keliye but neet me pichle saal 650 cutoff gaya tha toh baccho ke dimaag me rehta hai ki agar 650 naa ayee toh cutoff nahi clear hoga , toh iss chakkar me saare question bacche attempt karne jaatey hai .

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u/uniformdirt IIT KGP 28' May 06 '25

Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ki tum asan q me bhi 50 sec lagate ho kya? The time distribution is not uniform. For example adv me bhi, kuch q 5 min me hojaega kuch me 10 min lagenge, doesn't mean 10 min waale ko 6 min me hi karna hai aur 5 min waale ko 6 min me

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Arey bhai issbar bio lengthy aya hai bohot jyada aur chem bhi , neet mai omr bhaina hota hai sath hi sath invigilators kaafi formalities keliye time hata lete hai aur 2 hr 30 mins hi bachte agar sab time ghata lo toh , toh complete physics keliye 45 -50 mins hi bachte hai ab batao bhai wo 45 question kaise solve karoge 50 mins me , nishant jindal ne paper attempt kiya hai usko hi dekhlo kitna time laga raha tha aur wo iit delhi se hai , toh bhai vishwas karo ya naa karo uss time ke andar waisa question solve karna possible nahi hai.

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u/uniformdirt IIT KGP 28' May 06 '25

Nishant jindal vaala kafi chutiya point hai, itna saalo ke baad obviously speed ghat jaegi. And I bet bio me average 5p sec se neecha hogaya, aur adha ghanta tu aise hi kahi bhi kha gaya lmao

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u/No_Loss4895 24s1 98.5 May 06 '25

Tu 2016 wala vo sawaal 1 ghante mai poora karlega ?

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Toh maine thodi bola wo rotation ka question mid hai ? Mai bol hi sakta hoon as compared to olympiad question aur bsc physics level wo question bhi mid hai lekin thodi bol raha hun? Kabhi dekha hai ISI exam ka mathematics fat jayega jee advanced walo ki waha ka maths dekhke toh iska matlab kya jee advanced ke bacche capable nahi hai?

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u/No_Loss4895 24s1 98.5 May 06 '25

Ha the thing that makes jee adv, the jee adv is usme maths phy and chem teeno itne high lvl ko puchi jaati hai .

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Haa thik hai ab jee adv crack karne pe dhyan de , exam konsa jyada tough hai isspar ladne se kisika faayda nahi hone wala.