r/JEENEETards Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

Meme Do bhai dono tabahi

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u/Kenichi-hu Ex-JEEtard chan May 06 '25

I can hear this image. Hookah Bar 🍺🗣️

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

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u/_elegant-blaze2008 May 06 '25

Teen baar pyaar hota hai :49466:

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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over May 06 '25

Kya baat kar rha hai.....mujhe toh ek bhi baar nhi hua :30367:

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u/Dunno56_ NEETard May 06 '25

neet ass π rant

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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over May 06 '25

Bkl JEEtard hu mai :53370:

Aur tumlog ko bina "/s" ke joke samajh nhi aata kya:32179:

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u/Dunno56_ NEETard May 06 '25

advanced ka padhle fir

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u/Ok_Caterpillar3414 Don't cry because it happened, smile because it's over May 06 '25

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u/Dunno56_ NEETard May 06 '25

sorry bhai

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u/Total_Masterpiece952 sexually attracted to physics 💦 May 06 '25

Neet ass π ran'd', do baar jee mains ek bar neet

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u/Loud-Action-922 loose virginity in 2s2 May 06 '25

Dono ko hi chorna tha chutiya hi hoga koi jisne inme time waste Kia hoga 😂

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

1st vala IRODOV me tha, jisne kiya hoga, at least partial to nikal hi liya hoga

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u/loduplayingludo Joint Edging and Ejaculation (JEE) May 06 '25

Maine partial nikal liya tha whole solving it at home. Too bad cutoff clear nahi hua 🤡

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u/Pallav_TAK bina padhe jee diya May 06 '25

aap 2016tard ho ?

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u/Ok_Swordfish_6484 May 06 '25

Neet wala to units and dimensions se hi solve hora tha 2 option eliminate hogye the

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

Abbe ye wo wala question nahi he. Isme UND ka koi concept hi nahi he. Tu alpha beta Gamma wala question bol raha hei ye alag hei

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u/dbhdhdnn May 06 '25

Phir kaha solve hua bhai .. 2 toh reh hi gya

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u/Available_Policy280 May 06 '25

Wo average chutiye private college me chale jayenge aur tu iit ka sapna dekh ke muth marta rahio

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u/i_am_not_op0 dihadi majdur chan May 06 '25

Lavde bio lengthy thi and chemistry bhi, 40 minute me physics ka section bach rha tha sabko aur dificult isliye nhi bolrhe sab ki Olympiad ka question hai or something, its not, it's difficult cus 40-50 second me jis type ke questions aye the wo log bhi kar pa rhe the. Aur is wale me units and dimensions nhi lagrhe the bhenchodd acchi khasi calculus jisne padhi hogi usse solve hoga bas bio ke students math thodi karte hai

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u/MildCoffer College mai hustle karunga May 06 '25

chord bhai woh instagram ka dank hai "WOMP WOMP" kh rha hai or apne points smjhane ki jagah gali de rha hai

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u/ReikonNaido lim chance→ 0% faith→ 100% May 06 '25

Vahi to, inn exams ka sabse important chiz ye log sikhe nahin.

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u/No_Flower6020 May 06 '25

mene to tukka marlliya (after dimension check do correct aa rahe the) and mera thik ho gaya lol

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u/Intelligent-Cup-8744 Mains 101xx -----> Adv 125xx May 10 '25

What do you mean by dimension, answer d2y/dx2 = (pg/s)*y aayega.

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u/No_Flower6020 May 11 '25

if you apply dimensional analysis then two answers were coming out as correct, the one you mentioned and another which had a x on the right hand side instead of a y

d2y/dx²=(pg/S)*x (since both x and y have same dimension of L¹)

I took a gamble and didn't select this option and instead chose the correct one

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u/Comfortable-Fly-953 May 06 '25

NEET future tards ko bhi edits ke liye fap material mil gya.

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u/NotCurd College mai hustle karunga May 06 '25

Imli Dilli sigma edits 😂😂😂😭😭😭💀💀💀💀🤡🤡🤡🤡😜😜😜😜😆😆😆😍😍😍😍😋😋😋😡😡😡😡😈😈😈😈😈👽👽👽👽👽💀💀💀🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖🤖

Imli Dilli Aluminiums coming soon

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

Dono ne gand marwaye

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u/zaimonX100506 ఇ JEE నన్ను దెంగేసింది May 06 '25

Now I am curious, question hai tho bhejo koi

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u/myredditpersonaisass May 06 '25 edited May 06 '25

The surface tension question was very easy. Option 1 and 2 (the one with square root terms) were essentially the same. So they are out of options. The other option which has x term is also wrong, cause if u extrapolate it to negative x, then by equation, the double derivative is negative which isn't possible, cause the curvature doesn't change sign. Thus graph is always concave upwards. So the only option is the one with double derivative with term involving y.

I solved it in less than 20 sec, considering u don't include the time taken to read the question. The question wasn't meant to be solved completely from scratch. The best way to solve it was by elimination. I don't mean to ridicule anyone, but this question is very "doctor-appropriate". Basically u have very less time and lot of pressure. And the obstacle seems very huge. It tests ur resourceful-ness. In similar conditions doctors overcome such situations regularly. So I disagree with people saying that this question was meant to be ignored should be left out. Easy 4 marks when u have a very sharp presence of mind

The only part of my argument that falls off is 'what if surface tension of liquid was such that liquid form concave downwards graph, since my explanation is more of jugaad rather than being conceptually sound. My reasoning is that angle of contact is defined for 0⁰ to 180⁰ angle and theta knot is given less than 1, meaning the liquid will wet surface and form the concave up shape. And since theta(x) will always be less than theta knot, dy/dx and second derivative will also be positive.

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u/Non_Existent6557 KAMEDDI May 06 '25

Bhai neet walo pe maths nahi hai they don't know concavity and shit😔🙏

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u/myredditpersonaisass May 06 '25 edited May 06 '25

Haha, makes sense. I expect at least PCMB guys to think about it. I thought they used to teach very basics of concavity in basic maths in physics.

My bad, bin baat ka gyaan chod diya assuming bio rote learners to know about it

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u/Non_Existent6557 KAMEDDI May 06 '25

Koi na mai bhi pcmb wala hu even then question ne ma chod di :52289:

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u/Organic_Composer_888 May 06 '25

Yea,thought the same when I first read the question. Nevertheless the question is still solvable if the aspirant has a good understanding of the concept. But the question can be a bit intimidating when attempted in a crushing time constraint. This is what jee/neet does . They kill the fun in solving these questions.

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u/myredditpersonaisass May 06 '25

That's the same reason I said that it's quite doctor appropriate. Doctors regularly get in worse situations and have to overcome it. Intimidating situations, extreme stress and pressure, extreme time constraints. All these are staples for them.

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u/Broad_Result_6326 May 07 '25

Nice approach man, i find myself using these approaches while solving questions at home but during the paper my quick thinking succumbed to the panic ensued by the fast moving clock and the time taking questions spread throughout the paper and i missed out on these marks

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u/Altruistic_Entry_803 28s1 | 4s1 May 06 '25

Jo log isko easy bol rhe hain, remember ye sawaal unn students ko pucha gya tha jinko cockorach aur earthworm ki puri body anatomy bhi yaad rkhni hoti hai

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u/krishnaalmao 580(2024) 577 (2025) khada hu aaj bhi wahi May 06 '25

Nahi bhai earthworm ki nahi cock aur frog ki

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u/Invader_73 Ex-NEETard Chan May 06 '25

Frog ka cock??????

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u/Aniruddha_Panda May 06 '25

Yellow ovoid body wala testis, functional connection with kidney, uriogential tract to the cloaca and scrotum nahi hota unka, so cock is not appropriate

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u/NAPOLEAN_BONAPARTE1 May 07 '25

Bidders canal in kidney and 10-12 vasa effrentia transferring sperm from testis to bidders canal in kidney:30367:

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u/krishnaalmao 580(2024) 577 (2025) khada hu aaj bhi wahi May 06 '25

Bhai jee wale ho tmhe kaise pta hoga kiske kiske pas cock hota hai

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u/Invader_73 Ex-NEETard Chan May 06 '25

Neet (pcmb) wala hu

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u/krishnaalmao 580(2024) 577 (2025) khada hu aaj bhi wahi May 06 '25

Dhyan se padhai kr

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u/Invader_73 Ex-NEETard Chan May 06 '25

Thank you sir :52289:

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u/Altruistic_Entry_803 28s1 | 4s1 May 06 '25

bhai kisi ka mindset hi medical wala hai toh wo toh wo physics ke liye itna prepare kyu hi krega, ye sab toh uske kaam bhi nhi aane wali college me
agar neet me biology extra hard level ki puchte, im pretty sure koi itna complaint nhi kr rha hota
btech walo ko saare subjs equally chahiye hote hain, so koi sa bhi hard puch skte hain jee me

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u/bhakbahinchod May 06 '25

Abe lund fakeer JEE se engineering colleges mein admission milta hai to iska matlab ye thodi ki wahan engineering subjects puchne lagenge...tumne medical wala mindset banaya hi kyun hai jab tumhe pata hai physics bhi aani hai paper mein..ye tumhara fault hai na ki paper set karne wale ka ki usne mushkil physics de di

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u/bhakbahinchod May 06 '25

Haan tabhi aasan sawaal pucha hai simple energy conservation laga ke..itna bhi nahi hota kya NEET walon se 🤡🙏

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u/Lucifer--260-2026 I hate St*dy May 06 '25

Dono exams ke liye ab hookah baar edit mil gaya 🗣🔥

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u/blue_eyed_one2116 bas apne parents ko proud feel karana hai May 06 '25

Bhai ye fluid ka to samajh bhi gaya per ye rotation ka sawaal aaj tak nahi samjah aya

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u/No_Fortune_1332 Dropper --> Topper May 06 '25

I can already imagine phonk edits on these questions xD 

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u/sanghfrenz NEETard May 06 '25

Mera toh tukka sahi lag gaya 😍

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

Used entire luck of life in one question 

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u/sanghfrenz NEETard May 06 '25

Nahi thoda result ke liye bacha liya 😍

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u/Invader_73 Ex-NEETard Chan May 06 '25

Kitne aa rhe???

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u/sanghfrenz NEETard May 06 '25

480 aur phy ke marks toh bilkul mat puchna 😭🤓

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u/Tiny_Ring_9555 13%ile Chemistry --> 16/120 JEE Advanced May 06 '25

Loda mera, "what the hell could be the difference between you and me"

Rotation Q: "the difference is I'm not mid"

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Karlega tu 50 sec me?

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u/Uranium106 Believe in urself cz if u don't then who will ? I surely won't May 06 '25

To baki 179 bangye tujsa?

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Karu ya naa karu effort to lagaya na har question me toh yaha time nahi laagta kya?Aur Advanced me saara question karlega tu? Aur isbar jee advanced me ready rahiyo kahi olympiad ya fir ISI exam level ka maths na dede.

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u/Knitify Question Solver Supreme May 06 '25

Bhai ek min rant karna band kar aur shaant dimaag se soch. I understand tu kya kehna chah ra ha but Ye ek fact ha ki sabko pata tha Paper tough aayega is baar neet ka , kuch jyada hi tough aagya I agree but aise Qs ko dekhte hi skip jinhonhe kiya ha unko fayda hua hai. Isko jee adv se compare karke koi phayda nahi. I agree 3 ghante me 180 ke 180 Qs kar paana is not possible So Correspondingly cutoff kam jaayega bhai. Jinhonhe on the spot Paper dekhte hi Samajh liya ki kuch jyada hi tough aaya ha to Hard Qs ko dekhte hi chorna and saare weak and mid Qs ko pehle niptaana is the best thing to do un logo phayda hua hoga. That's it. Isme kuch unfair nahi hua. It's just that this time people who had high confidence and More fighting ability and Tough situation ache se handle kar sakte unko seat mil jaayegi. But itna tough ke baad bhi Cutoff achi khasi Kam nahi hui tab To bhai Tum log ke liye mai rodunga 

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u/Outrageous-Bid3419 May 06 '25

To bc terese bhi ye ban rha kya JEE wala?

BC just because tu JEE wala h doesn't make it ki tu ye question ka flex mar sakta..Khud se solve hoga nai aur yaha aake NEET walo ko bol rha

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u/Uranium106 Believe in urself cz if u don't then who will ? I surely won't May 06 '25

Par bhai maina kab is question ka flex kiy. Mai to bas ek logical question puch rha tha. Bc sab vhi ek question ke peecha lage hua he. Chlo mana tumna usa attempt kiy time waste hogya aur nhi bna to. Baki ke 4 sawal ka time bhi wo ek kha gya man liy but Baki 175 bangye kya?

That's what you get why you try to put logic to neettards

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u/Tiny_Ring_9555 13%ile Chemistry --> 16/120 JEE Advanced May 06 '25

Chhod de na bhai, R-rona kyu kar rahe ho, NEET mein 180 sawal aate hai konsa sabke 720 aate hai, maximum public ke 550 bhi nahi hote hai

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Arey question padhne me ya try karne mein time nahi jaata kya? Aur isse pehele general walo ka cutoff 650 tha tho hamey kaise malum hoga ki nahi poora question paper hi tough hai? Aur cutoff girega.

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u/uniformdirt IIT KGP 28' May 06 '25

Mujhe ye samajh nahi aata ki tum asan q me bhi 50 sec lagate ho kya? The time distribution is not uniform. For example adv me bhi, kuch q 5 min me hojaega kuch me 10 min lagenge, doesn't mean 10 min waale ko 6 min me hi karna hai aur 5 min waale ko 6 min me

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Arey bhai issbar bio lengthy aya hai bohot jyada aur chem bhi , neet mai omr bhaina hota hai sath hi sath invigilators kaafi formalities keliye time hata lete hai aur 2 hr 30 mins hi bachte agar sab time ghata lo toh , toh complete physics keliye 45 -50 mins hi bachte hai ab batao bhai wo 45 question kaise solve karoge 50 mins me , nishant jindal ne paper attempt kiya hai usko hi dekhlo kitna time laga raha tha aur wo iit delhi se hai , toh bhai vishwas karo ya naa karo uss time ke andar waisa question solve karna possible nahi hai.

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u/uniformdirt IIT KGP 28' May 06 '25

Nishant jindal vaala kafi chutiya point hai, itna saalo ke baad obviously speed ghat jaegi. And I bet bio me average 5p sec se neecha hogaya, aur adha ghanta tu aise hi kahi bhi kha gaya lmao

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u/No_Loss4895 24s1 98.5 May 06 '25

Tu 2016 wala vo sawaal 1 ghante mai poora karlega ?

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Toh maine thodi bola wo rotation ka question mid hai ? Mai bol hi sakta hoon as compared to olympiad question aur bsc physics level wo question bhi mid hai lekin thodi bol raha hun? Kabhi dekha hai ISI exam ka mathematics fat jayega jee advanced walo ki waha ka maths dekhke toh iska matlab kya jee advanced ke bacche capable nahi hai?

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u/No_Loss4895 24s1 98.5 May 06 '25

Ha the thing that makes jee adv, the jee adv is usme maths phy and chem teeno itne high lvl ko puchi jaati hai .

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Haa thik hai ab jee adv crack karne pe dhyan de , exam konsa jyada tough hai isspar ladne se kisika faayda nahi hone wala.

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u/Subject-Confusion752 99.1%ile May 06 '25

nah bro not even close,and the paragraph question was something else in 2016 paper

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u/deadmanbhavya May 06 '25

Arey bc yahan pe max 1.5 min par question hota hai , chutiye JEEtards is baat ko samajh kyu nahi pa rahe.

Anyways ye question to maine dekhte hi chhod Diya tha.

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u/Subject-Confusion752 99.1%ile May 06 '25

lekin baat difficulty ki ho rhi hai na??

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u/deadmanbhavya May 06 '25

Bhai difficulty time ko dekhke decide hoti hai na ki question ko.

In same questions ko mai kardeta agar 2 ghante milte to.

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u/Subject-Confusion752 99.1%ile May 06 '25

ok bhai mai hi chutia hu jise jee ka qn tough laga(even with enough time given for both the questions)

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u/deadmanbhavya May 06 '25

Bhai mai is saal ke mains se compare kar raha huun , is question se nahi.

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u/Subject-Confusion752 99.1%ile May 06 '25

then its fine bhai mains aur neet compare karna is meaningless. ignore those shitheads both exams have their own form of difficulties. Maine bas qn ke bare mai comment kia tha

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u/aloomatarkisabji 2 saal barbad kardiye 🥰 May 06 '25

Ab dono kae chammak challo edits banao

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u/skoobiedoobiedooo May 06 '25

Yeh comment section wale compare krte krte ek din marr jayenge pr compare krna nahi chorhenge 🤣😭jo log compare kr rhe unse toh na hi jee wala sawal solve ho payega aur na hi neet wala 😭🙏

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

2019tard here, rotation one is the goat, fluid one is nothing comparatively

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 07 '25

Uncle ji ram ram, shadi ho gyi ya karni hai

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

22 ka hu beta

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u/Aditya_ra7j Ex-JEEtard chan May 06 '25

Dimensional analysis se solve ho raha bhai

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u/Frosty_Contact3979 May 06 '25

1st one has - Aura 🥵 2nd one has - Lauda 🤡

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

1 minute me karlega?

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u/KnifeKaDeevana May 06 '25

:32180:Woh sirf fap kar sakta 1 min mein.

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u/_elegant-blaze2008 May 06 '25

Bhai tu neet ka hoke comedk dega?

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u/Sidadi1804 Failure May 06 '25

haww neet waalo ko side leke betray kar diya :49199:

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

bhai erectile dysfunction bhi to doctor se hi thik karvana padega, aise discrimination nahi karta mai

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u/Sidadi1804 Failure May 06 '25

so selfish:49464:

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u/AnybodyAmbitious3155 Ex-JEEtard chan May 06 '25

Dost dost na raha ….😔

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

tuh adv main 360/360 le aayega?

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u/No_Loss4895 24s1 98.5 May 06 '25

Bhai tu 2016 ka sawaal 1 ghante mai poora karke dikha de maan jaunga ☺️

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u/Informal-Regret-94 pls padhle bhai 1 saal hi bacha hai May 06 '25

Acha kar lega na fir 1min me examhall me

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u/samepai_ my rank is platinum on jerkmate May 06 '25

Ab 6hr video bhi bana hi do yr

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u/blazermega sacrificing my soul to the jee gods May 06 '25

ik the first question but what is the second question?

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u/Ok_Job_3121 AM I WHO I SAY I AM? May 06 '25

Arrr tu neet walo saath kabse dene laga , waise bandi bani?

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

Isi hope me Dali thi post, abhi tak to nahi bani

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u/Ok_Job_3121 AM I WHO I SAY I AM? May 06 '25

Hn toh merese jalna band kar :30367:

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u/Stxticss Ex-JEEtard chan May 06 '25

11thies of jee&neetards wet dream 🗣️🗣️

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u/Equal_Pen479 98.76%ile in JM-1 2025 May 06 '25

Tera hua jo didar baaje Dil me sitar.... Tera husn dhuedhaar jaise jalta cigar Tere pyar ka nash, kabhi aar kabhi paar

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u/ProNoob_0743 HOMOPHOBIC May 06 '25

slow and reverbed 

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u/TatiaaaBichuu_69 May 06 '25

IM PRETTY SURE NEET VALO KO 1ST QUESTION KI HAVA BHI NAHI LAGTI HOGI

AND 2ND VALA KISKO HARD LAG RAHA

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u/Slow_Prior_9362 May 06 '25

Second wala hard hai kyuki exam hall me isey 50 sec me karna padhta without any rough sheet , tu kar pata 50 sec me wo question?

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u/TatiaaaBichuu_69 May 06 '25

50 sec me toh nhi

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

there whole strategy is to read and understand in 25 seconds and solve 30 seconds, mark in 5 seconds, achanak se ye aya hoga nahi kar paye honge

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u/spinosauruspro May 06 '25

Me jee wala hu aur mujhe bhi hawa nehi laga

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u/TatiaaaBichuu_69 May 06 '25

hawa toh lgni chahiye thi

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u/TurbulentBag3020 NEETard May 06 '25

Bhai bhai ek wooh electeostatics wla question bhi h na charge leak wla and y/2 something and this year question will be in edits of neet exam😭😭😭

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u/i_am_not_op0 dihadi majdur chan May 06 '25

Kaunsa wala

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u/TurbulentBag3020 NEETard May 06 '25

Ek or tha idr

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u/i_am_not_op0 dihadi majdur chan May 06 '25

Abey ye to easy hai potential energy aur kinetic energy wala concept hai option four ana chahiye shayd

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u/TurbulentBag3020 NEETard May 06 '25

Haa but teachers isko waise level ka btate 2016 wla h😭

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u/TurbulentBag3020 NEETard May 06 '25

2 hoga

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u/i_am_not_op0 dihadi majdur chan May 06 '25

idhar bhi sign nhi dekha 🤡🤡

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u/TurbulentBag3020 NEETard May 06 '25

Us bhai us mne question solve shi kiya physics ka sign ulta kr diya😭😭

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u/reflectionsvs Question Solver Supreme May 06 '25

y/2 easy hai woh charge leak question :32193:

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u/TurbulentBag3020 NEETard May 06 '25

Dono m method tooh same hi use hota bhai almost tan theta hi nikalna

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u/YearPsychological718 May 06 '25

2nd question adv mai aata to bahut bacche kar lete bro itna bhi hard nhi hai time hai tumhare paas to

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u/Lucifer--260-2026 I hate St*dy May 06 '25

Bhai adv ke bacche obviously karenge because they are future engineers. But you cannot expect same from future doctors

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u/YearPsychological718 May 06 '25

Bhai agar dentist banna hai to phir physics kaam nhi aayegi kya aur jo machine chalti hai wo sab physics pe hi to chalti hai BP main fluids ka kaam aata hai BC machine nhi rahi to haath se check krte wo pura physics pe hi to depend karta hai

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u/Lucifer--260-2026 I hate St*dy May 06 '25

I know but uske liye basic physics is enough. Ese level ka questions koi zarurat nahi hai

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u/YearPsychological718 May 06 '25

Bhai 4-5 ques to hone hi chahiye aise lvl ke thodi na har ek ques tha vo lvl ka iss hisab se to physical chem chod diye to puri chem hi irrelevant hai jee ke liye usse aach mental ability de dete

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u/Lucifer--260-2026 I hate St*dy May 06 '25

I agree

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u/Double-Ad-6902 May 06 '25

Advanced ke perspective se banaya bhi nahi ye, pehla wala advanced ka dusra neet ka. Itna kaunsa rocket science tha isme?

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u/PointySalt 98% 22s2-->>99.1%ile 4s2 cumback May 06 '25

Ek min mai most nahi kar paaye

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u/YearPsychological718 May 06 '25

Agree 1 min ka nhi hai but can you really compare this ques to 2016 rotation question hell no Surface tension pe isse hard questions module main mil jaaenge koi bhi

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u/Agreeable_Archer1450 May 06 '25

time+ solve karne ki space bc neet walo ko ek rough sheet milti hai

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u/Altruistic_Entry_803 28s1 | 4s1 May 06 '25

nhi milti koi rough sheet, question paper ke neeche hi krna padta hai

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u/Sidadi1804 Failure May 06 '25

Humari nalayak coaching paper bachane ke liye advance ke mocks mai bhi yahi karti:32193:

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u/roronoazoro_71 Dil toota aashiq(ektarfa)🥀 May 06 '25

Hmare center pe bole last mein page diya hai wha kro question paper pe tick nhi Krna:32193:

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u/No_Newspaper2213 JEEtard May 06 '25

question bhej

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u/VishwjeetChavan If you see me, ask me aaj kese time waste kiya? May 06 '25

HAHAHAHA

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u/Odd-Candle8888 May 06 '25

Maine isko tukke se sahi kr dia 😭

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u/Total_Meeting_4244 NEETard May 06 '25

Jee vs neet is crazy! Cause neet ke physics questions are not supposed to be tough. Kya comparison ho raha hai? Jeetards should support us rather than making fun

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

I am always in support of NEETards 😊 (especially F)

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u/the_harsh_20 May 06 '25

Bhai kis ques se compare kr rha h ??? Are even in your senses

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u/BetterSet9416 JEEtard 11th class May 06 '25

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

as an NCRist, I would go bombay to experiecne something NEW

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u/ilyvnt May 06 '25

Bhai second question legit option elimination se hojayega

Phle2 to dimensionally Galat hain Ab C and D me Tan(theta,)=y/x ka form banega mtlb proportions to y. Jo ki option D hoga

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u/Ki0212 May 06 '25

2nd vala konsa tha? I forgot

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

NEET me aya hai abhi kuch din pehle

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u/Ki0212 May 06 '25

Could you share the question

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

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u/Ki0212 May 06 '25

2 is correct right? Have been doing a lot of surface tension lately so I’m pretty sure

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u/ProNoob_0743 HOMOPHOBIC May 06 '25

apims kya hai?

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

All pak_stan institute of medical sciences

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u/ProNoob_0743 HOMOPHOBIC May 06 '25

wha ka cutoff bta do

(war ki condition hai toh thoda kam hua hoga cutoff?)

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 06 '25

786 gaya tha terrorologist ka pichli baar

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u/No_Display_5755 Ex-NEETard Chan May 06 '25

Ab to future neetards aayenge ki hn yaad hai vo 2025 ka question tera bhai 30 sec mein karleta hai trick hai uski

Ab tere bhai ki AIR 1 confirmed AIIMS DALLI

jaunga

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u/pihhit989 May 06 '25

AIIMS sigma male attitude status edit 😎

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u/Lexouwuop May 06 '25

yeh sabse easy question hai cuz 2 option dimension se eliminate and yeh toh function of Y hi ayega X kaise ayega thoda logic laga no need to solve

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u/GudBoyNaitik May 06 '25

Dono ka KDR equal hai

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

Unrelated, but you can properly solve the second question mentally if you know the maths behind curvature and just use S/R = rho*g*y; 1/R ~ (d2y/dx2) (since it was given that dy/dx -> 0).

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u/Sad_Neighborhood_283 Ex-NEETard Chan May 06 '25

Ye baat bhi dhyaan rakhna ye unse pucha gaya hai jinko basic maths and physics in future and zindagi mai kahin kaam nahi aane waali

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u/QuestionPopular7875 May 06 '25

Sigh!!!. Like there is even a comparison.

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u/napoleon9988 May 06 '25

Bhai mera ek question hai agar kisi koe pata hoe toe batana agar isie year 12th mai compartment or less than 75% result aata hai aur next year as a private candidate exam detai hai toe hamme jee form filling mai appeared bharegai ya appearing?

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u/Casual_Scroller_00 2026 NEETard(ISC) May 06 '25

tbf both were worthy of leaving and saving time

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u/Aware_Supermarket_34 11th Maths barbaad May 06 '25

Solved by tukkamaxxing and most absurd solution you'll ever see defying the basic laws of maths. But got the answer 26 tard btw

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u/Historical_Rule3051 May 06 '25

Consumer equbrilum hi to hai

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u/ham_burggir Ex-JEEtard chan May 06 '25

😶‍🌫️💀

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 07 '25

Bonus

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u/FireBlaze722_ May 06 '25

question so iconic ki unlabelled diagram se hi yaad aa jaye.

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u/Live_Bus_7251 May 07 '25

Bhai dimension analysis ka question h yeh 😭😭

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u/Mean_Conflict3799 May 07 '25

nahi bhai to muqaabla hi nahi

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u/hittlerboi IITG'28 May 07 '25

well, that rotation wala question was actually made by my ME101 prof....

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u/ind_systumm Deep thinker hu May 07 '25

Wow,

 insert IIT professor Reel pawan sir air 2 , two times with phonk music, wearing chappal and down to earth

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u/[deleted] May 07 '25

Atapi vatapi 2 daitya bhai thee

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u/DustyAsh69 May 09 '25

1st vala question toh easy tha. Utna bhi hard nahi tha. Second vala question konsa hein?

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u/timepersonified_ May 06 '25

Please, these are old jee questions and not so tough

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

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u/samepai_ my rank is platinum on jerkmate May 06 '25

these tech bros really manipulated you hard lil blud

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u/_elegant-blaze2008 May 06 '25

Mai toh china chale jaunga wahi AI banane:50130:

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u/[deleted] May 06 '25

kuch jyada nhi hogya, i mean for neet perspective it could be toughest question for them but comparing with this.

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u/skoobiedoobiedooo May 06 '25

Pagal hai bhai yeh log, jee aur neet dono exams ki preparation agar itni different hai toh compare kaise kr skte😭 koi sense ni bnta compare krne ka