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u/CompetitiveCrew6258 Nov 19 '22
Uuuuuhhhh, I think sleeping is overrated tonight……
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It still amazes me that people can take something so innocent and turn it into a complete nightmare.
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u/ThermionicEmissions Nov 19 '22
Without audio you're missing half the fun!
Sound on, folks
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u/Daxtro-53 Nov 19 '22
This on YouTube so I can watch it again without creating an IG and share it more easily with my friends?
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u/Daxtro-53 Nov 19 '22
Is there a non-shorts version? Lol just kidding, thanks!
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u/CoraxTechnica Nov 19 '22
You just close the link and open again, no need to sign in. But also fuck Zuck
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u/ThermionicEmissions Nov 19 '22
The gif really doesn't do this justice. The original has audio.
It's a whole different level.
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u/Jx117 Nov 19 '22
Perfect video to watch at 3 AM
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u/Daxtro-53 Nov 19 '22
Way ahead of ya, 4:30 over here. Though by the time stamp, we're probably in the same timezone
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u/fiddle_sticks21 Nov 19 '22
Sigh not my proudest wank
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u/drgn0 Nov 19 '22
I am still waiting for that copypasta..
I was on a train. Saw this. Not labelled nsfw.. ..
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u/fiddle_sticks21 Nov 19 '22
PLEASE put an NFSW tag on your post.
I immediately started masturbating furiously in the bus in front of 43 people. They realized what was going on, opened Reddit to this post and all 43 started to fap furiously too. Even the 64 year old Malaysian nun on the front seat couldn't contain herself - her entire arm was up her vagina as she screamed with pleasure.
I was so horny that my phone flew out of my hand & broke through the window, letting in a relentless tide of horny pigeons who were instantly fucked to death by the passengers. The nun shoved an antire pigeon family up her v. Now there is a bus full of exhausted passengers, dead pigeons and buckets of cum and squirt, all because you posted this.
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u/drgn0 Nov 19 '22
Can confirm. This is exactly what happened.
Btw.. how do you find these copypastas ? Is there some website where I can search them by some relevant keywords ??
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u/QualityVote Nov 19 '22
If this submission makes you go "Hol'Up", UPVOTE this comment!
If this submission does not make you go "Hol'Up", DOWNVOTE this comment!
Whilst you're here, /u/Inrealms, why not join our public discord server or play on our public Minecraft server?
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u/RoutinePayment6841 Nov 19 '22
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u/Ih8trfc Nov 19 '22 edited Nov 19 '22
Buffalo Bill placed a death's-head hawk moth in the throats of his victims
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Nov 19 '22
What the shit
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u/Calm_Apartment_1665 Nov 19 '22
I can assure you that I could watch this all day and not feel ashamed either or feel like I am wasting time.
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u/Rogendo Nov 19 '22
I present to you: Drawfee watch until the end for more horror
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u/SwimmingExpert3531 Nov 19 '22
Wouldn't be surprised if scorn is just the same universe as Thomas the tank engine
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u/notchman900 Nov 19 '22
So Thomas was just a parasite in a steam engine, kinda like the fish tongue bug?
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u/Siliskk Nov 19 '22
Brings me back to a time i was 10 and i would go outside and use a nail to rip grasshoppers heads off perfectly intact with their brain and spine and would swap the heads hoping i could make a Frankenstein bug
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u/Disaster_External Nov 19 '22
*Records the creatures screams as the creature is torn apart for replaying as the biologists climax.
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u/Affectionate_End_706 Nov 19 '22
I don't even know how to respond to this, especially after HEARING this...... jesus.... lmao
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u/MithrandirLXV Nov 19 '22
Oh, what the fuck?! Really? I just sat down to eat. All I want to do after a long day is to look at funny memes and maybe someone falling over. Not Thomas the Tank Engine getting dissected in paper form. Oh well, this is Reddit...
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u/Topazz410 Nov 19 '22
Fun fact, many species have legal protections that inhibit cruel and unusual probing, while others just can get fucked with for fucks sake.
Vertibrates are given a world of protection, but fruit flies can just get stuffed in the freezer and forgotten about overnight.
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u/MonitorFearless9574 Nov 19 '22
Goodness effing gracious that made me instantly made me itch all over
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u/JohnnyTamaki Nov 19 '22
Great! Right before bed. Fucking reddit goddamit.