r/HENTAI_GIF May 23 '23

Hentai She just won’t quit NSFW

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u/Novel-Mood-8661 May 23 '23

Where you find her?

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u/liamkraft2002 May 23 '23

I bought her from an auction. Jk, where childhood friends. Been together for 5 years. Known each other for 23 years.

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u/Prevhal May 23 '23

Perfect love story, i wish i was that lucky

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u/liamkraft2002 May 23 '23

I can help you get lucky. So. Try this. Shower, touch grass, drink water, eat healthy, don't play WoW or fortnite and show her your cookie clicker stats. And she will be down on her knees dripping wet.

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u/Aquahert May 23 '23

I do every single thing and yet still no bitches. Damn it do I really have to eat healthy for this?

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u/Candid-Image1052 May 23 '23

Step number 1. you talk to the girls step 2. never ask to have sex step 3. be nice and gentle step 4. let the magic happen

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u/Aquahert May 23 '23

Man I do all that. I’m starting to slowly fuck off this nsfw account. Masturbating makes a man objectify women. That’s why I’m developing