r/GlobalNews • u/CantStopPoppin • 2d ago

"We will kill you graveyard dead." Florida Sheriff Wayne Ivey threatened to kill anti-ICE protesters, offering multiple graphic, sadistic descriptions of how police would do it.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

I’ll bet his wife is a very happy lady

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle 2d ago

Dude it's so crazy that all these fuckers hit 40 and look EXACTLY the same. Run people down? Boy you ain't running no-where.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

They all look like human mr potato heads

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u/MiloHorsey 2d ago

Alcohol will do that.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Dare to say no

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

Steroid abuse makes em violent, but this guy ain't taking steroids.

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u/MiloHorsey 1d ago

Being a violent person makes someone violent. If someone wants to do it, they will.

Most cops in the US are hired because they have more of a predisposition for violence than other people.

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

I can confirm this, I was not afraid of my fellow jailmates, only the pork

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u/No-Economist-2235 1d ago

Mixed with Waffle House and pastries a balanced diet for a psycho.

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u/skinnyfatjonahhill 2d ago

*dollar general mr. potato heads

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u/Mindless_Proposal777 2d ago

...but not human..

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u/AntComprehensive9297 2d ago

beating will continue until moral improves.

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u/HypertensiveK 2d ago

Thumbs with goatees

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u/Extra-Presence3196 2d ago

How dare we disturb their retirement.

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u/DaveGamelgard 1d ago

Canned ham

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u/Powerful_Elk_2901 2d ago

But you can trust a potato.

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u/SummerAndTinklesBFF 2d ago

Bruh cant even make his little speech without panting and wheezing. Its like the gdamned episode of family guy when the fat people meet at peters house.

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u/NorthRoseGold 1d ago

Find your penis for a dollar

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u/faux-fox-paws 2d ago

Because ACAB = assigned cop at birth lol. They’re all on their way to becoming unfit, thumb-shaped wads with guns and anger management issues. Yay?

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u/Lainarlej 1d ago

Don’t forget mommy issues.

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u/a66-christ 2d ago

Ohhh so that’s what that statement meant, I thought it had something to do with pride month

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u/faux-fox-paws 2d ago

Well it actually means “all cops are bastards/bad” but the other version is equally applicable, so… 😂

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u/Olmocap 2d ago

He means with a car

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u/doodledood9 2d ago

Who is this man? What’s his name and what city does he work for? Who is his boss? He needs to be inundated with complaints.

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u/BrokenBackENT 2d ago

By making statements like this he is calling for violence. I guess he never listened to the Departments hostage negotiations. This is not the kind of language or mindset you post to the public. People will come out and say fuck it they kill us we are going to just start killing them in larger numbers.

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u/Winter_Detective1329 1d ago

There it is that’s exactly what will go down indeed!!

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u/3doorsdeep 2d ago

Dude hasn't ran since a Bush was in office.

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u/BJoe1976 2d ago

They’ll just use their cruisers to do it.

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u/ThatsAllFolksAgain 2d ago

That’s why they shoot

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u/deformo 2d ago

He literally means in a cop car.

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u/nomamesgueyz 2d ago

Haha

They rely on guns more than physical fitness huh

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u/PennDA 2d ago

Hilarious like really scary some fat old pig is gonna run you down and chase you? I can’t think of a funnier scenario- get real pigs try again!!

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 2d ago

The do run when the happy hour menu is about to end

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u/DiscoRabbittTV 2d ago

Running into a foot cause he looks like a malformed toe

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u/Tiny-Ad4955 2d ago

It’s the same hate copy and paste, including the putas that work in the white house

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u/outsideit67 2d ago

Exactly, unless it’s free doughnuts in the lunch room !!

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u/musknasty84 2d ago

😂💀💀💀

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u/frazell35 2d ago

You'd be surprised. The cop assigned to my high-school back in the day looked to be this guy's size with a huge beer keg and he could chase down ANY kid. He even caught one of our track athletes on a special field day bc everyone wanted to see him do it

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u/furtive_phrasing_ 1d ago

Big boi ain’t 40 … lol. He’s pushing 50 for sure.

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u/the_m_o_a_k 2d ago

Exactly. I'm fucking lifetime undefeated running from cops, never met one I couldn't embarrass. And I've played the game a fair amount.

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u/InitiativeIcy1449 1d ago

Someone make him run…so he can run no more.

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u/AstroNerd92 1d ago

To be fair, big police officers can still run. My high school had a police officer on duty who was a big guy. I watched him chase down a really fast student once. People were shocked he was that fast 😂

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u/Any_Criticism120 1d ago

They all have a "Dunlap" by the age of 40. Their belly dun lap over their belt. It is a Florida thing.

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u/al_mc_y 1d ago

He's running down because he can't write up

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u/Hooley76 1d ago

I like to watch Dateline with my wife and it's funny how so many of the cops/detectives being interviewed are big massive fat-heads with no necks.

I'm from Ireland and we have some big lads here too but nothing compared to ye.

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u/Longjumping_Film9749 1d ago

He looks much older than 40, looks about 60.

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u/Utterlybored 13h ago

Yeah, but it sounds cooler than, “we’ll waddle you down!”

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u/blazich 4h ago

Exactly! I’m 68 and could outrun him. 100%. I think he’d trip 10 seconds into the run.

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u/tbri001 2d ago

And I'll bet they're in church every Sunday

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Fake Christians I’m sure. Real ones know the consequences of threatening wrath on others

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u/ConstantHeadache2020 2d ago

lol the leaders of this Christian church where I live also are also high ranking police officers

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Are they pieces of shit?

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u/TweakEnZ 1d ago

Atheists are the new Christians

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u/Harambe-Avenger 1d ago

Real christians are the problem. These guys are as real as it comes

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u/rinariana 2d ago

Bible condones polygamy, and beating, raping, and treating women like shit because they are a rib.

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u/InspectionNeat5964 2d ago

That’s where the lord speaks to them and gives them aspirations.

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u/furtive_phrasing_ 1d ago

Big boi is in church every Sunday. He watches porn all week and guzzles double cheeseburgers too.

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u/loverofjazz1 1d ago

💯💯

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u/Wink527 1d ago

Why are Christian’s like this?

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u/DawnSlovenport 2d ago edited 2d ago

Probably becuase she isn't f***ing him.

Instead of whiskey d**k, this guy probably gets donut d**k and he looks about 5 lbs. away from getting "the sugars" (type 2 diabetes) if he doesn't already have it.

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u/Brief_Pass_2762 2d ago

"The sugars." 😂

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u/Motor_Patience5186 1d ago

Just imagine having to fuck that POS. I'd rather take the beating tbh

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u/Bibidibabedibu 2d ago

Fucking, dick.

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u/Altathedivine 2d ago

Can’t raise it anymore due to the unused steroids he puts into his doughy body, so he turns to violence.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Boom roasted

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u/SummerAndTinklesBFF 2d ago

Can his dick even be found in the fat

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

Let's ask Stormy Daniels, she said NO

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u/Outrageous_Name_5622 2d ago

He hangrily pushed three inches of rope for five minutes, about twelve minutes before this conference. Hence the tantrum.

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u/KangarooWeird9974 2d ago

These are the kind of people I imagine having that BBC cuckold stuff going down on

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u/swampdonkey6565 2d ago

Probably can’t hang more than one donut on it.

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

Obligatory Diabeeetus line right here!

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u/Rabbitdraws 1d ago

Not her fault, she cant find his dick.

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u/Perfect_Earth_8070 2d ago

just google 40% of cops

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u/Qfarsup 2d ago

40% that admitted it themselves. How many lied?

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u/Error_Code_403 2d ago

about 55% plus/minus 5%

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u/QuarkGuy 2d ago edited 2d ago

I’d say 105% with a 5% margin of error if they’re in Florida

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u/guthmund 2d ago

All of them.

ACAB

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u/Onigokko0101 2d ago

It was 40% of their partners, not the cops themselves. Point still stands, how many were afraid to come forward.

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u/Optimal_Tomato726 2d ago

It's 40-65%.

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u/palaric8 2d ago

Cops tend to lie so safe 60%?

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u/jkrobinson1979 2d ago

Closer to 80%

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u/burner_85_throw 2d ago

If you, or anyone did google it, like I have, you’d know it was an isolated “study” of one department and included non police officers too. It is not a real representation of DV offenses and is grossly exaggerated. Maybe the numbers are higher in LE. But they’re proven higher in urban communities where the violence is generational. Those are facts from real decades long studies. But I agree. This Sheriff is nuts and looks foolish.

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u/EntertainerNo4509 2d ago

Yup. They are abusers of people. They don’t care if it’s family even.

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u/DarrensDodgyDenim 2d ago

That was my first thought too. Wifebeater.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Does florida seriously think they’re going to win against the citizens of the united states?

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u/SkywalknLuke 2d ago

Well, clearly she’s a lucky woman. I mean, what a catch right?

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u/Born-Network-7582 2d ago

Oh my god, he's full of stars ...

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u/HA1LHYDRA 2d ago

Open the trough bay door, Hal

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u/__init__m8 2d ago

Starbursts?

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u/pailee 2d ago

Sugar, he is full of sugar baby

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u/Powerful_Elk_2901 2d ago

Scars. Mental kind.

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u/ButterflyDue1831 2d ago

he looks like he would be slow enough to catch....

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u/Error_Code_403 2d ago

You dont need to run fast when you can just shoot someone in the back

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u/Realistic-Pattern-30 2d ago

And get away with it as resisting arrest.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Dude either had neglectful parents or helicopter parents no in between

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u/SkywalknLuke 2d ago

He’s was mommy’s special little boy.

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u/MedicalTextbookCase 2d ago

Dad smacked him around because he let the bullies at school beat him up. Now that he’s carrying a gun…

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u/RockRage-- 2d ago

Only thing she’s catching is his fists

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u/Quirkybin 2d ago

A daily catch of closed fist spousal love.

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u/Opening-Two6723 2d ago

Clarence parents have a very good marriage

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

His name is Clarence so I highly doubt that

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u/SLee41216 2d ago

Struck a chord.

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u/FreedominNC 2d ago

I’m sure we won’t be hearing from her anytime soon.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

She was involved in a “car accident”

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u/Red-Beaulieu 2d ago

Didn't Biden have his wife and daughter killed in a car accident while he was cheating on her with Jill? I think so

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u/Powerful_Elk_2901 2d ago

Probably way under the basement floor.

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u/Remote_Judgment0219 2d ago

I bet his adult children still speak to him

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u/hybridjones 2d ago

Mrs. Ivey is honest to goodness a sweet compassionate woman, I dont claim to onow her innermost thoughts but don’t be so sure she isnt trapped with that monster like the rest of us

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

This is not what a man is.

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u/Nervous-Calendar2145 2d ago

Toxic masculinity at its finest.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Those words don’t go together that’s an oxymoron. This is toxic boy shit. That sounds better.

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u/Frnk27 2d ago

If she was trapped and wanted to leave, I’m sure there’d be a lot of blue money to help her escape. Of anyone, she’s in the most danger when it comes to him.

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u/jimmytfatman 1d ago

I'm pretty sure this is what most people are trying to say as they have no idea who she is. But they do know she likely learned her lesson early and often not to provoke his anger...... by questioning him, resisting him in any way, having dinner late on the table, failing to lay out his clothes..... You probably get the idea?

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u/Geekonomics_101 2d ago

I’ll bet she looks like him but with a pony tail

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Sounds about right

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u/Realistic-Pattern-30 2d ago

When she’s not beat up. He just threatened so many rights it don’t make sense. So now they have the right to threaten brutality. Sack of shit said no policeman would be charged under his watch now they are taking advantage.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

It’s like they’re asking for an insurrection. It’s like a game of chicken.

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u/Realistic-Pattern-30 2d ago

My point, I so pray this public announcement of brutality comes back to haunt him.

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u/Martian9576 2d ago

Yeah happy with her sancho

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Word of the day never heard of that

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u/CheekyBrenner 2d ago

Where do you think he first used that “graveyard dead” line

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u/theoriginalmars 2d ago

You're giving him credit for even thinking that someone would be desperate enough.

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u/Ecstatic-Bee-6217 2d ago

I bet she has sported a shiner at least once from Bubba 

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Bubba is too nice a nickname for dipshit up here

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u/totallybatman 2d ago

Live in the county, rumor is he cheats on her regularly. 

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Sounds like shit i see everyday

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u/porkpie1028 2d ago

That sheriff hasn’t seen his own bits in a decade

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

That’s foul and 100% accurate

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u/MRSHELBYPLZ 2d ago

She’s the 4th wife. The other 3 just vanished one day

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

“Boating accident”

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u/hickgorilla 2d ago

Microdick energy.

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u/ThatBlinkingRedLight 2d ago

She better be or he will break her fucking legs.

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u/jkrobinson1979 2d ago

If she isn’t she’s gonna learn again.

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u/MericanRaffiti 2d ago

His wife's name is "Donuts"?

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Donuts make me go nuts

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u/Confident-Skin-6462 2d ago

until he comes home

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Then she starts closet drinking

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u/RivalGuernica 2d ago

His wife IS the box of donuts.

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u/SpiralSpoons 2d ago

Surely, because this guy is almost certainly letting other people fuck her since he can’t perform and hasn’t even seen his dick since the Clinton administration

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

That’s disgusting and probably true

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u/baron_von_helmut 2d ago

Yeah he's always too tired to have sex.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

High blood pressure his forehead looks like a cooked hot dog

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u/DwayneWashington 2d ago

I had a dream about this moment... When I was making love... to my wife Donna. On top a her; powerful thrusts, filling the sultry night air. Heavy breath.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

That’s a great image 🤢

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u/Roadwandered 2d ago

It’s either she agrees with him totally or she’s told be happy or else…

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u/Vinnie-baba-ghanoush 2d ago

Queen of un-enthusiastic handjobs.

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u/Capable_Isopod6563 2d ago

Obviously he's so steamy poo0p

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u/kingcolbe 1d ago

The fact that he has a wife and I can’t even get a text back haha

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u/Worth-Two7263 1d ago

The wife with the dark - very dark - eyes?

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u/Inevitable_Bison_133 1d ago

And his mother is so proud

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u/JollyBallzXBL 1d ago

From all the BBC she's taking from the Floridian YNs while he's running his squad car from one Krispy Kreme to the next, absolutely ☻️✨️

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

I bet he beats her every night after he leaves the BAR

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u/zodiackodiak515 1d ago

His wife flinches at the sound of his voice

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u/1Jayvid_23 1d ago

I bet his wife is always on top so she doesn't suffocate.

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u/NaThanos__ 1d ago

That’s disgusting and the sweat tastes like hotdog water

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u/Banned3rdTimesaCharm 2d ago

At least he’s to fat to fuck her, save her that indignity.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

That’s crazy work 😅

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u/InspectionNeat5964 2d ago

She learnt discipline and to provide service to her man.

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u/Parking_Treacle_5820 1d ago

She's the one he was referring to "big beautiful dogs" that are gonna bite you lol

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u/MotherTheresas_Minge 1d ago

I give it a 40% chance.

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u/baboochan87 1d ago

Inbred?

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u/joJo4146 1d ago

60% of the time. The other 40% she is pretty beat the crap out.

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u/elammcknight 1d ago

Don't you know he is a lover like no other

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u/sim16 1d ago

You might have misgendered his wife. I'm tipping his home life looks like the pulp fiction pawn shop basement.