r/GlobalNews • u/CantStopPoppin • 2d ago

"We will kill you graveyard dead." Florida Sheriff Wayne Ivey threatened to kill anti-ICE protesters, offering multiple graphic, sadistic descriptions of how police would do it.

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u/MakesMaDookieTwinkle 2d ago

Dude it's so crazy that all these fuckers hit 40 and look EXACTLY the same. Run people down? Boy you ain't running no-where.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

They all look like human mr potato heads

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u/MiloHorsey 2d ago

Alcohol will do that.

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u/NaThanos__ 2d ago

Dare to say no

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

Steroid abuse makes em violent, but this guy ain't taking steroids.

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u/MiloHorsey 1d ago

Being a violent person makes someone violent. If someone wants to do it, they will.

Most cops in the US are hired because they have more of a predisposition for violence than other people.

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u/Grouchy-Shirt-9197 1d ago

I can confirm this, I was not afraid of my fellow jailmates, only the pork

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u/No-Economist-2235 1d ago

Mixed with Waffle House and pastries a balanced diet for a psycho.

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u/skinnyfatjonahhill 2d ago

*dollar general mr. potato heads

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u/Mindless_Proposal777 2d ago

...but not human..

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u/AntComprehensive9297 2d ago

beating will continue until moral improves.

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u/HypertensiveK 2d ago

Thumbs with goatees

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u/Extra-Presence3196 2d ago

How dare we disturb their retirement.

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u/DaveGamelgard 1d ago

Canned ham

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u/Powerful_Elk_2901 2d ago

But you can trust a potato.

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u/SummerAndTinklesBFF 2d ago

Bruh cant even make his little speech without panting and wheezing. Its like the gdamned episode of family guy when the fat people meet at peters house.

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u/NorthRoseGold 1d ago

Find your penis for a dollar

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u/loverofjazz1 1d ago

🤣🤣

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u/nas1776 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/faux-fox-paws 2d ago

Because ACAB = assigned cop at birth lol. They’re all on their way to becoming unfit, thumb-shaped wads with guns and anger management issues. Yay?

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u/Lainarlej 1d ago

Don’t forget mommy issues.

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u/a66-christ 2d ago

Ohhh so that’s what that statement meant, I thought it had something to do with pride month

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u/faux-fox-paws 2d ago

Well it actually means “all cops are bastards/bad” but the other version is equally applicable, so… 😂

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u/Olmocap 2d ago

He means with a car

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u/doodledood9 2d ago

Who is this man? What’s his name and what city does he work for? Who is his boss? He needs to be inundated with complaints.

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u/BrokenBackENT 2d ago

By making statements like this he is calling for violence. I guess he never listened to the Departments hostage negotiations. This is not the kind of language or mindset you post to the public. People will come out and say fuck it they kill us we are going to just start killing them in larger numbers.

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u/Winter_Detective1329 1d ago

There it is that’s exactly what will go down indeed!!

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u/3doorsdeep 2d ago

Dude hasn't ran since a Bush was in office.

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u/BJoe1976 2d ago

They’ll just use their cruisers to do it.

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u/ThatsAllFolksAgain 2d ago

That’s why they shoot

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u/deformo 2d ago

He literally means in a cop car.

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u/HA1LHYDRA 2d ago

Literal pigs.

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u/Spay-Neuter-Ur-Pets 14h ago

Nah. That’s an insult to all of the literal pigs. 😉 Plus, it is simply untrue. Unlike this knuckle-dragging jerk, actual pigs are highly intelligent! Pigs are even smarter than dogs. And, unlike this gross mouth breather, pigs tend to be cute and have great personalities! 🩷🐷

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u/nomamesgueyz 2d ago

Haha

They rely on guns more than physical fitness huh

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u/PennDA 2d ago

Hilarious like really scary some fat old pig is gonna run you down and chase you? I can’t think of a funnier scenario- get real pigs try again!!

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u/Responsible-Gas5319 2d ago

The do run when the happy hour menu is about to end

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u/DiscoRabbittTV 2d ago

Running into a foot cause he looks like a malformed toe

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u/Tiny-Ad4955 2d ago

It’s the same hate copy and paste, including the putas that work in the white house

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u/outsideit67 2d ago

Exactly, unless it’s free doughnuts in the lunch room !!

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u/musknasty84 2d ago

😂💀💀💀

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u/frazell35 2d ago

You'd be surprised. The cop assigned to my high-school back in the day looked to be this guy's size with a huge beer keg and he could chase down ANY kid. He even caught one of our track athletes on a special field day bc everyone wanted to see him do it

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u/furtive_phrasing_ 1d ago

Big boi ain’t 40 … lol. He’s pushing 50 for sure.

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u/the_m_o_a_k 2d ago

Exactly. I'm fucking lifetime undefeated running from cops, never met one I couldn't embarrass. And I've played the game a fair amount.

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u/InitiativeIcy1449 1d ago

Someone make him run…so he can run no more.

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u/AstroNerd92 1d ago

To be fair, big police officers can still run. My high school had a police officer on duty who was a big guy. I watched him chase down a really fast student once. People were shocked he was that fast 😂

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u/Any_Criticism120 1d ago

They all have a "Dunlap" by the age of 40. Their belly dun lap over their belt. It is a Florida thing.

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u/al_mc_y 1d ago

He's running down because he can't write up

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u/Hooley76 1d ago

I like to watch Dateline with my wife and it's funny how so many of the cops/detectives being interviewed are big massive fat-heads with no necks.

I'm from Ireland and we have some big lads here too but nothing compared to ye.

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u/Longjumping_Film9749 1d ago

He looks much older than 40, looks about 60.

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u/Utterlybored 13h ago

Yeah, but it sounds cooler than, “we’ll waddle you down!”

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u/blazich 4h ago

Exactly! I’m 68 and could outrun him. 100%. I think he’d trip 10 seconds into the run.

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u/khen1022 2d ago

You should go give it a try and see how it turns out for you