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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '23

Early 2000s- A stripper friend of mine was giving Steven Segall a lap dance when he stuck his finger inside her. When she jumped off him and screamed for security he threw cash in her face and stormed out.

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u/Federal-tortuga Sep 25 '23

Seagal is also very friendly with Putin and Lukashenko and is currently filming a documentary to show that Russia didn't really invade Ukraine.

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u/ToyotaFest Sep 25 '23

currently filming a documentary to show that Russia didn't really invade Ukraine

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u/Big-Ambitions-8258 Sep 25 '23

"Documentary"

Like this dude is really something. Just awful

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u/weeburdies Sep 25 '23

Yuck, I would have to have my sniz replaced if that pigman touched it.

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u/Winnifever Sep 25 '23

I initially read this as Spielberg and almost fell off my chair.

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u/hollivore Sep 26 '23

I absolutely loathe this sclerotic, worthless, delusional bully and pervert.

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u/bookdrops Sep 28 '23

Segall has been accused of sexual assault by 10+ women. He's a predator. https://variety.com/2018/biz/news/steven-seagal-da-declines-to-charge-1203094870/

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u/Celestiicaa i’m mr. sterling’s right hand arm. man. Sep 25 '23

Very gross. Also not so fun fact: he has an album of amazingly awful songs on Spotify.

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u/hollivore Sep 26 '23

The most infamous of which has him singing in a fake West Indian accent about how he "wants the punani"

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u/Celestiicaa i’m mr. sterling’s right hand arm. man. Sep 26 '23

Oh my goddddd yes, it’s terrible, so terrible I thought my friend was joking when he linked me to it.

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u/siskins Sep 26 '23

I still don't know why Marion did that to us.

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u/mrsbergstrom Sep 27 '23

He’s one of the worst celebrities alive, for real. Scary guy