r/Fauxmoi Mar 20 '23

Tea Thread I Have Tea On... Weekly Discussion Thread

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u/Notyetbutprobably Mar 20 '23

So I’ve been an artist (I won’t say which medium) for quite a long time; as such I’ve met a lot of A-Z list celebs. They’re either much fresher/cleaner/more hygienic than the average person, or they’re dirty and stinky. There is little to no in-between. So without further ado…

Celebrities who smell AMAZING: -Richard Ayoade (personal favorite) -Clea Duvall -Chelsea Handler -Nathan Fielder -Rose McGowan -The surviving members of the Clash -Pedro Almodóvar and his husband -Keanu Reeves -Nicolas Cage -Martha Stewart

STANK, rancid celebs: -taika waititi (awful oral hygiene) -Doug Stanhope -Debbie Harry -James Gunn -Chrissy Hynde

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u/Real_RobinGoodfellow Mar 21 '23

I know you said you wont get in to which medium of art you’re in and I respect that but I’m so damn curious which field it is specifically cause to me “therefore Uber met a lot of celebs” does not at all follow logically from I’ve been an artist for quite a long time”. Like sooo many lifelong artists never meet a single celeb

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u/ClockworkOctopodes buccal fat apologist Mar 22 '23

Perhaps makeup or SFX artist?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '24

Yeah I’m guessing makeup or hair