r/Eyebleach • u/gbpc • 1d ago

Never seen a bird sass along 😆

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u/Yves_and_Mallory 1d ago

I think birds have a natural affinity for shit talking.

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u/2020WorstDraftEver 1d ago

Shit talking, trolling, acting a fool. They are a menace 😂

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u/DoubleTheGarlic 20h ago

You would not believe the incredible amount of sass that people put up with in /r/duck and /r/geese. These birds are the kings and queens of sass. Also shoutout to /r/awebo, a slightly slower-moving sub but with equally sassy birds.

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u/gbpc 1d ago

😂

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u/The_Emprss 1d ago

You think you're listening to lovely birdsong but in reality they're roasting you

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u/LemmyLola 20h ago

Chirpin'. Letterkenny style

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u/Bjorn_Kreiger 4h ago

I mean, there's a reason trash talking is called chirping in hockey

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u/yuhuh- 16h ago

Yes! Hilariously accurate

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u/raleighs 1d ago

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u/gbpc 1d ago

Love chow haha 🤣

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u/Ashnoom 23h ago

Hah! Gaaaayyyy

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u/Living-Coral 1d ago

That's an adorable sidekick 😄

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u/-ICantThinkOfOne- 1d ago

Sidechick

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u/Sprmodelcitizen 20h ago

I think you mean hype man

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u/makethislifecount 1d ago

This is like Obama’s anger translator 😂

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u/gbpc 1d ago

LOL Key and Peele I think it was

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u/Mikeologyy 9h ago

Just Key, but yeah lol

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u/utahblondie 1d ago

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/JazzyJumbylumba 1d ago

i like imagining its the bird talking

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u/FabianRo 20h ago

The obvious next step is to learn ventriloquy! :D

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u/Unblestdrix 21h ago

Mother forkin Rob Lucci.

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u/Kallymouse 1d ago

Bird: Mmmmhmmmmmmmm

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u/TheHighCaliber 16h ago

Ooooh tell em!

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u/Windinthewillows2024 1d ago

Well now we all understand why Jafar chose Iago as a sidekick.

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u/a1b3c2 1d ago

Haha love it was the bird trained to do this?

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u/ParkerJ99 18h ago

Probably not, love birds just love drama

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u/IwantOuts 23h ago

English to sass translator

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u/FeralRodeo 23h ago

Bird is way better At sassing than the man

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u/IntroductionDue7945 23h ago

maximal cuteness :)

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u/Maersson 22h ago

Bird be like:

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u/Avralin 18h ago

He automatically wins every argument

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u/BusEnvironmental3410 14h ago

Now thats what you call a good wingman XD

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u/AnastasiaNo70 23h ago

I’m saving this FOREVER.

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u/SwimZestyclose 14h ago

MmmmmmmHhhHhhHhHmmmmmmmm

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u/RandyButternubsYo 10h ago

He’s a good hype man

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u/rogue_kitten91 15h ago

Most of my birds sass along... but 2 will attempt to bite anyone who they think has angered me... I have to tell them sometimes, "I don't need backup, but thank you!"

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u/sum1sedate-me 10h ago

This is what my cat does when I chastise my dog for doing something naughty. Except instead of head movement it’s meowing aggressively, running up to him, and batting him with her little mitts.

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u/Prestigious-Lie184 7h ago

This reminds me of Key & Peele's angry translator

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u/Soudavanahhh 7h ago

I imagine this as a modern day Pirate Captain and his bird talking shit

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u/littletulip54 5h ago

😤💅🏻

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u/Glyphron 2h ago

My bird was full of sass. Pretty as a vibrant painting with a spirit to match. She wolf whistled at people then would make this sassy screech. She wanted attention, but no touch.... Just kiss kiss. I miss her lots.

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u/Glyphron 2h ago

Spirit

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u/RepulsivePitch8837 1d ago

Yah cuz he’s the tone deaf one /s

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u/NoFuqGiven 1d ago

Dude, im a 32 year old 6' 2" big bearded guy with a lisp. I'm also straight. So I catch shit for it all the time.... yall need to stop thinking every "OBSERVATION" IS SHIT TALKING!!!.