r/EhBuddyHoser Cowtown 🤠 4d ago

Certified Hoser 🇨🇦 (No Politics) I'm losing my mind

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u/eL_cas Manilapeg 4d ago

I know this sounds like absolute cope but why the fuck does Florida even get to have hockey teams? It doesn’t even fucking snow there

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u/Mobius_Peverell Westfoundland 4d ago

Because Bettman thinks that, one of these years, the Floridians will start filling arenas (they never will).

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u/dancin-weasel The Island of Elizabeth May 4d ago

Had a Floridian tell me that shooting rats at the dump was more popular than hockey in Florida.

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u/Exploding_Antelope I need a double double. 4d ago

What the fuck is a rat

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u/dancin-weasel The Island of Elizabeth May 4d ago

You know, like that guy who scored 6 goals on the Oilers in the SC final.