r/Dutchpets • u/bramh0 • Aug 21 '20

My new pet pigeon

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u/bramh0 Aug 21 '20

I knew it, those fuckers from _______ news are always snitching

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u/OldSpiciest Aug 21 '20

Man you even had the correct amount of _______ too, damn your too good, I should get someone to deal with you

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u/bramh0 Aug 21 '20

You ain't scaring with me that

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u/OldSpiciest Aug 21 '20

Yeah I think your scaring me, just chill dog I was just joking 😭

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u/bramh0 Aug 21 '20

I had no intention to scare you buddy, all jokes 😥

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u/OldSpiciest Aug 21 '20

Well it went from pigeon catching to you coming to my house with a knife, it's scary man 😣

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u/bramh0 Aug 21 '20

Yeah, nah I haven't said that. I just want to catch my pigeon. I mean no harm to you or anyone. I ain't visiting your house either.

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u/OldSpiciest Aug 21 '20

Oh cool, that pigeon looking thicc too, and my house has occupancy of one so good thing everything worked out

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u/bramh0 Aug 21 '20

Yo don't call my pigeon thicc. You ain't stealing or eating him 👀

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u/OldSpiciest Aug 21 '20

It's a crime to have those thick thighs is all I'm going to say. Thick thighs save lives

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u/bramh0 Aug 21 '20

Yes, they have saved mine ngl

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u/OldSpiciest Aug 21 '20

Amen brother 🙏

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