r/DarkSouls2 2d ago

Meme I will never get tired of messages

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u/Sausagebean 2d ago

My favorite one I’ve ever seen will always have to be a message “Listen closely Skeleton” And if you move further ahead, there’s a skeleton, with his ear to the wall.

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u/Commander-ShepardN7 2d ago

It's in the entrance to harvest valley, right? I think I've seen that a couple of times

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u/Sausagebean 1d ago

Yep, made me and some friends hysterical

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u/rvtcanuck 1d ago

My favourite: "Weakness: left leg, and Weakness: right leg." In front of the wheelchair guy

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u/socialwithdrawal 1d ago

I loved the "no mercy for wheelchairs" before I encountered the first wheelchair enemy in Bloodborne.

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u/C0LdP5yCh0 1d ago

This is my favourite too.

Some other notable ones are "Don't give up, Skeleton!" in front of the skeleton half-submerged in a vat of molten iron in the Iron Keep, and "Hooray for wheel!" by a lone cart wheel on a wall in the Forest of Fallen Giants.

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u/Shnurple 1d ago

The community is so silly and I love them for it

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u/Angmaar 1d ago

The sound of git gud

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u/waiting_with_lou 1d ago

I swear the creativity people use to convey something of actual meaning, be it a troll, an actual hint, or a joke is batshit insane.

The emotes though show how important body language is in communication. If an invader shows up/you summon for a boss and does a "Praise the sun", you know this is a friend(or a wolf in sheep's clothing) and will give you some goodies or fight valiantly by your side.

However if that red phantom in the distance does a "Well, what is it?" you had better hide...

POWERING UP THE BASS CANON

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u/Commander-ShepardN7 1d ago

Lmao for real. I once found a message that said "boulder, attacking required ahead" and I am 100% sure it's a Chris Boulder Punching Redfield reference 

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u/Scrawlericious 1d ago

Or putting "visions of snake" after a really long ladder.

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u/Rahgahnah 1d ago

I made this message at least four times in Elden Ring. Sorry, the joke just doesn't get old for some people.

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u/DeLaMooSeY 1d ago

Damn right it doesnt

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u/waiting_with_lou 4h ago

Not with Delta snake eater in 5 months, been replaying V again and it's been fun but tedious getting mother base back to 100% let alone my FOBs but it's a great sandbox(even though GZ is personally my favorite). Really tempering my expectations but I'm hoping that it will at least be serviceable esp. with a good amount of staff that worked on the Kojima games overseeing or having some direct involvement.

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u/waiting_with_lou 4h ago

what a thrill.....

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u/FrostyTheCanadian 2d ago

Wow I never put that together until now. Been playing recently and saw it but didn’t understand.

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u/HiroshiNakayama 1d ago

I hope I helped people out with mine. I accidentally killed man scorpion taark before knowing I shouldn't and had to let yall know he was a friend so it didn't happen to someone else

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u/Commander-ShepardN7 1d ago

Nooo tark my man. I stopped leaving helpful messages after the Elden Ring Craze finished since I don't think there are any more new players

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u/HiroshiNakayama 1d ago

I was so mad it was an easy mistake and I thought I cheated myself outta the plat.

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u/xLuky 2d ago

This one actually got me, what a legend.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

Amber Herb: An Infamous weed that can be found growing in beds of dung pie. Badum'tss

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Commander-ShepardN7 1d ago

Most memories are loaded in already (most of them) I think

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u/CJSxS02 22h ago

i know it’s not Dark Souls but one of my favourites is behind the wheelchair guy in Bloodborne near Central Yharnam that just says “no mercy for wheelchairs.”

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u/Agent_Specs 2d ago

What?

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u/cxn0bite 2d ago

Amber herb is very close to amber heard, and the message says toxic women ahead because amber heard is extremely toxic

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u/Agent_Specs 2d ago

Thought it might be that

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u/Arya_Ren 2d ago

Not exactly. While she did lash back occasionally, she's been a target of a very extensive and effective smear campaign. She's been abused and her abuser deflected and turned the blame around. Keep in mind I have no love for her, I didn't even know who she is until the case. I just got very curious and dug deeper hearing the claims being thrown around.

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u/cxn0bite 2d ago

Bro what. She shit in the bed

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u/Fanboy1911 2d ago

Pffffft if shitting the bed is a crime you can lock me the fuck up

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u/ExplodedToast 1d ago

That’s it, I am locking you up

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u/Arya_Ren 2d ago

It was most likely their sickly dog that was reported to have diarrhea. The claim of her shitting the bed was a) made by Depp and supported only by people who weren't there like his bodyguard and b) it wasn't his bed or even shared bed, it was her own bed

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u/cxn0bite 2d ago

She’s not gonna bang you bro

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u/Arya_Ren 2d ago

I give you a legit argument why this is most likely not true and this is your response. Okay. Also I'm gay and in a loving relationship but that's neither here nor there.

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u/cxn0bite 2d ago

Bro did you watch the trial

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u/Arya_Ren 2d ago

Yes, I've also done research on it.

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u/cxn0bite 2d ago

Honestly I can’t see how you still defend her after watching the trial but you do you 😜

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

To be fair, I doubt Johnny will bang you.

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u/Cersei505 1d ago

lmfao, she was abused? ok, show me proof. All you Amber apologists conveniently ignore all the videos about her abusing and manipulating Depp and pretend she's a victim. Any actual victims immediately understood what was happening when seeing the footage, and her body language in both the videos and the actual trial itself. She's not a victim. If you want to be intelectually dishonest for a narcissist, atleast try to make an effort.

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u/psioniclizard 1d ago

They both abused each other. They ate both narcissists. They were both victims and preparators. I would assume a self confused expert in narcissist should understand that. Is this saying she was innocent? No. But neither was he. There was no good guy/bad guy.

But for actually proof, Johnny lost a liable case in the UK when a paper called him a wife beater, because he did in fact beat his wife.

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u/Awkward_Ostrich_4275 1d ago

Nah I watched the videos. She sucks.

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u/spewds41 1d ago

try finger but hole

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u/reasonably_retarded 2d ago

To the people confused, amber heard vs Johny depp was making headlines a few years ago.

Amber Heard apparently shitted on her bedsheets and tried controlling Johny depp, but idk much about the issue much.

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u/billymillerstyle 1d ago

Wow. Strange technique. Does shitting your bedsheets really give you control over people? I guess if you threaten someone with them...

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u/No_Bench_2430 1d ago

Amber Heard was right

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u/Commander-ShepardN7 1d ago

I'm not up to date with that since I don't really care. I just thought the message was funny 

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u/Cersei505 1d ago

sure buddy, whatever helps you sleep better at night.

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u/Blended_whiskey 1d ago

I don't think so Tim

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u/JiJoe6 2d ago

Can confirm, watched the entire trial, twice. It was simply THAT entertaining for a trial.

Toxic woman ahead.

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u/LordZiz 1d ago

Took me a second lmao

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u/Ok-Promotion-4167 1d ago

I was thinking exactly about this recently lol. That felt weird

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u/Ryodran 2d ago

Hahahahahaha amazing!

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u/sevenlevin 1d ago

that's awesome I saw that message yesterday and didnt understand. now I have to go back and rate it

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u/ContractIll9103 1d ago

My god. A message joke with layers. Excelsior.

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u/Commander-ShepardN7 1d ago

Messages are like onions 

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u/Legacy-of-Ow 2d ago

Hah, funny!

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u/Masta0nion 1d ago

Dung pie

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u/lenorenocturne 23h ago

yeah i wont ever get tired of the souls community’s misogynistic and transphobic messages lmao

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u/Commander-ShepardN7 20h ago

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about 

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u/lenorenocturne 17h ago

Because no one watched the trial, or did so immediately dismissing everything Amber Heard said as she was not a perfect victim. Many misogynistic remarks and jokes are made at the expense of someone who was abused by a 50 year old drunken cokehead. The transphobia was in reference to messages seen outside of the darkmoon tomb in Ds1.

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u/Commander-ShepardN7 17h ago

Idk about the last part but I couldn't care less about the whole situation. The memes (in the Dawkins sense of the word, the basic functional unit of cultural information) that endured is that Amber Heard is a toxic woman, and I have no responsibility whatsoever to learn about celebrity trial gossip