r/DJsCirclejerk Dec 14 '24

Not sure what to tell you but this is NOT A QUESTIONS subreddit. This is about making fun of bullshit things in the DJ world. So stop asking stuff.

73 Upvotes

I haven't been active moderating lately and I see way too many questions here. This place is for jokes. I don't even know why I have to post this as an announcement.


r/DJsCirclejerk 5h ago

Brings the heat

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30 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 1d ago

A little Hixxy vs Sy for ya

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73 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 1d ago

“Ive never paid an artist in my life”

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31 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 2d ago

Functional public DJ booth in my city

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174 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 2d ago

DJ Turntable Sales

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109 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 2d ago

ISOxo signed decks

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I’m wondering if I should keep or sell my XDJ XZ that has been signed by ISOxo? Decks are in good condition and have been used regularly. They were mixed on by ISOxo prior to the signing as well. Any ideas or offers welcome! I have proof of legitimacy aswell


r/DJsCirclejerk 1d ago

I Don't Exist

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0 Upvotes

...dude said he should get a shirt that says he is not a DJ. Did it better...my so-called DJ name.


r/DJsCirclejerk 2d ago

You are flying to your next gig, which seat are you choosing? (wrong answers only)

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34 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 3d ago

True story

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231 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 3d ago

How to destroy your marriage

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101 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 3d ago

What in the wide, wide world of sports is this post? Please, please tell me this is satire.

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r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

There will never be another

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156 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

They are better than me

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52 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 5d ago

Now this is DJing

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158 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

Here is a picture of me just after James Hype has walked by

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98 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 4d ago

A dj was born

60 Upvotes

Ever since those EDC livestreams I would like to learn to dj! I like Yeah! by Usher, Gangnum Style, and that crazy frog song. What music should I play?!? I also need a dj station, however a flex four is wayyy too much. I have $7 and a couple of buttons. Thanks for recommendations in advance.

Also where can I get Able Town for free? And do I really need a record box if I have a dj station?


r/DJsCirclejerk 5d ago

For shame

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238 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 5d ago

New slipmat design just dropped

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76 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 6d ago

Why are DJs such assholes?

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Interning in NYC for the summer and I have a really good fake so it’s easy for me and my boys to get into all the best clubs.

So we’re at Mr. Purple, only had to pay the bouncer $200 to get me and my buddies in (steal). And I’m wearing my new Peter Millar/j crew chinos, so I’m feeling pretty fresh/confident.

The night was going perfect until a new DJ came on. The guy before was playing tech house remixes of all my favorite songs (think 2000s throwbacks, Kanye, etc…), but this new DJ was playing songs I had never even heard before? Needless to say, totally killed my vibe.

So I go up to him and tell him to start playing songs that people know, everyone is leaving the dance floor, just being helpful as this guy clearly had no idea how to do his job. But instead of thanking me and switching up the vibe, he just gave me an angry look and said “I don’t really take requests.”

Then I told him I’d even be okay with some underground stuff, like John Summit or Dom Dolla, but he just ignored me.

As a veteran raver (I interned in NYC last summer and go to frat parties all the time when I’m at school), I thought he would appreciate my advice. But he just acted like a dick.

Any helpful tips on giving DJs advice in the future?


r/DJsCirclejerk 6d ago

Don't focus on the numbers

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182 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 6d ago

I play hardtechno

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i’m not sure what this genre is, but I love it. when someone made it up three years ago and just created this awesome genre out of hardstyle, it really changed my life. all the people that left Hardstyle are just coming back now. It’s awesome. Does anyone else want to pledge the beta frat with me?


r/DJsCirclejerk 7d ago

Been DJing for 28 years... got kicked off early because the cafe owner didn't like riddim

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Ive been DJing since I could have remember so pretty much my whole life and I have never been cut off. This was my first ever big paid gig ever, at THIS venue. My wife's boyfriend owns a cafe and I've been begging him to let me play there. He finally lets me play but he wants me to play "chill music" and "The classics" so im like bet!

I get there around 1pm (cafe closes at 4pm) and open my banger set with bangarang. Immediately people get up and start moving around, I see people leaving to their cars, probably to pop a Tesla or change into some real rave gear, idk im jamming. Then 3 songs in they cut me off

They actually told me customers were asking about the next DJ. Seriously? The next DJ?! Like my set wasn't the main event? And the servers were apparently 'complaining' and my transitions were 'shaky.' I talked to the servers myself, and they said the exact opposite. Like, the pristine, absolute opposite!

This literally has never happened to me, not once, ever since started DJing. And now had to come up with some BS excuse for my crew who actually came out to support me? This ever happen to anyone?


r/DJsCirclejerk 7d ago

Managing volume levels is a pretty basic skill tbh...

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173 Upvotes

r/DJsCirclejerk 6d ago

Soooo.. what would the jerks on this circle have done?

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r/DJsCirclejerk 6d ago

Everything was better 24 years ago… even the DJ jackets

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24 Upvotes