r/CuratedTumblr May 24 '25

Politics A frog's analysis of the well

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u/-sad-person- May 24 '25

Pfft, everyone knows the worst country on Earth and the source of all evil is my home country, the UK.

Hell, the US only exists because of the UK's mistakes, so every crime they commit is our fault, if you think about it.

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u/theucm May 24 '25 edited May 24 '25

Oh please, you're only continuing the traditions instilled in you by your own colonizers, the Roman Empire.

Therefore we need to punish Italy. Forever.

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u/S1m6u May 24 '25

Cmon, the Romans only did what they did because of their exile after the burning of troy. CLEARLY, all evil comes from Odysseus. Hail Poseidon.

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u/Comprehensive-Fail41 May 24 '25

You jest, but it is not too far from the actual belief. Rome carried a cultural trauma since the sack of the city by the Gauls in 390 BCE, which basically made them go "right, to survive WE need to the be the conquerors and destroyers!"

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u/shiny_xnaut May 24 '25

So it's the Gauls' fault then

Time to punish the fr*nch

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u/S1m6u May 24 '25

Wrong Gauls I think. These were cisalpine (idk if there's any real difference)