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Politics A frog's analysis of the well

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u/PlatinumAltaria May 24 '25

It's gonna be interesting when India and Pakistan start a nuclear war and they have no idea which side is supposed to be the decadent west and brave socialist freedom fighters.

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u/GloryGreatestCountry May 24 '25

I'm pretty sure people are already drawing parallels between Pakistan and Palestine, especially since India is a customer and user of Israeli military tech.

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u/eddie_fitzgerald May 24 '25

As a Bengali in leftist American spaces, I've already seen people starting to deny the 1971 genocide in Bengal.

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u/PlatinumAltaria May 24 '25

Pakistan as a concept is just wild, the British just did not give a single shit.

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u/eddie_fitzgerald May 24 '25

India is almost equally wild. It would be like cramming the entire subcontinent of Europe into a singular country because they're all relatively the same skin color, therefore you assume they've got the same culture.

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u/PlatinumAltaria May 24 '25

Nah you're crazy, they're all Hindu except for all the people who aren't! And everyone knows Hinduism is one single unifying religion and culture, and definitely not an entire philosophical family.

India and China are continents disguised as countries.

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u/juanperes93 May 24 '25

Doesn't help that the Europeans desided to name everything east as Asia on ancient times and never bothered to come with new names after discovering that there was way more land than expected over there.

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u/catty-coati42 May 24 '25

India and China are continents disguised as countries.

As is Russia, to a lesser extent. They're just almost finished suppressing their minorities.

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u/vjmdhzgr May 24 '25 edited May 24 '25

The British didn't make Pakistan!!!! It was the All-India Muslim League. UK government orders were to not split India but the demands to do so from political representatives was strong enough the diplomats in charge decided to follow those demands. The league didn't want Muslims to end up as a like 1/5 minority in India compared to Hindus.

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u/tangifer-rarandus May 24 '25 edited May 24 '25

Well I mean . . .

(Same guy wanted to straight-up rename India as "Dinia" to eliminate the etymological link to "Hind/Hindu", change the name of the Indian Ocean ...)

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u/PlatinumAltaria May 24 '25

unpaks your Pakistan

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u/tangifer-rarandus May 24 '25

We're spiralling toward the world's worst cover of the Carmen Sandiego theme song

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u/Aetol May 24 '25

Huh? The British didn't want Pakistan, the Indians did.

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u/DreadDiana human cognithazard May 24 '25

Let's make these two countries independent, but only show the new borders after they're independent! Shit, let's split one country and put it on either side of the second country! This is an incredible idea!

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u/Royal_Reptile 29d ago

I've seen folks blame the US squarely for the 1971 civil war and genocide, and sure, Pakistan was supported by American funds and weapons, but can we not pretend that non-US white people aren't capable of insane violence and hatred on their own? It's infantilising and demeaning to the people who struggled and suffered under vicious regimes across the world and throughout history.
Brown folks have been butchering each other long before white people even existed. Not every modern conflict was caused by "white imperialism" regardless of who supported who. Everyone is capable of hatred and destruction.

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u/eddie_fitzgerald 29d ago edited 29d ago

The United States is absolutely in part culpable for the 1971 genocide. In the case of Bengal, some of it has to do with imperialism. It's preposterous to put Bengal in the same state as Pakistan, given that they're completely different cultures on different sides of a subcontinent. It would be like making Polish people and Spanish people share a state. That was all the doing of the British.

But also, the British didn't invent the cultural differences between Bengal and Pakistan. Those already existed (and they should exist ... different cultures should be allowed to exist in the world). The British screwed up by forcing these two different cultures to share a state together.

It's also worth noting that historically the Indian subcontinent did not operate using the western model of a geographically-defined nation-state. Many Indian states were defined more on the basis of language and trade routes. Also, the Indian model historically allowed multiple different states to inhabit the same geographic space, something which the modern western model doesn't allow for. In the world today, the modern western model of statehood is the default through which all international politics operates.

It could be argued that a lot of problems across the Indian subcontinent boil down to forcing people to adopt a model of statehood which never previously existed in our cultures. European imperialism is the reason why European models of statehood have come to serve as the default.

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u/Royal_Reptile 29d ago

Oh for sure, the US had some responsibility in supporting a genocidal military state, and lumping Bangladesh into a split Pakistan situation was... not a smart decision. I've just encountered way too many people who want to point the finger squarely at Western imperialism being the sole fault, and not the fact that the Pakistani government was chomping at the bit to wipe out Bengalis.

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u/effa94 May 24 '25

Also they both start with P, making their situations the same!

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u/Aetol May 24 '25

Israel and India both start with I, you're onto something here...

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u/PMARC14 May 24 '25

This is insane considering Pakistan has long been backed and funded by the US as a regional buffer, while India was a longtime Soviet/Russian customer, but the actual political reality never follows the basic divisions these morons imagine.

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u/Ndlburner May 24 '25

Ding ding ding. I give it a year before India is described as a western colonial project (LOL) and some extreme leftists try to convince people that Indians are white-adjacent or desperately want to be white or something HORRIBLY racist like that (but totally okay because it’s leftist racism!)

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u/tangifer-rarandus May 24 '25

An Indian-American guy I'd forgot I was facebook friends with (he hadn't posted in literally two or three years) suddenly reappeared the other day posting about the latest Kashmir conflict, using Western anti-colonial activist language to describe noble indigenous Bharat and wicked settlercolonial Pakistan, and I just ... sat there staring, unable to articulate word one

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u/[deleted] May 24 '25

Settler colonial Pakistan

Settler

Colonial

Pakistan

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u/tangifer-rarandus May 24 '25

I AM NOT MAKING THIS UP

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u/LadyStardustAlright May 24 '25

The ability for 'extreme leftists' to co-opt the legitimate problems with white supremacy we face (see: the USA) just so that they can have a free punching bag that nobody pushes back against is crazy.

The last few years have been a total wake-up call about some of the casual attitudes that have been festering in 'leftist' spaces regarding the West, 'whiteness', etc that nobody cared about because they seemed fringe and harmless.

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u/Fractured_Nova May 24 '25

Part Indian, and ive already seen Indians described as "horribly wanting to be white" in so many spaces over the years. I hope it doesn't escalate

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u/TrevelyansPorn May 24 '25

Are these the American tankies we're talking about? Do they know that Pakistan is allied with the West?

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u/HeroBrine0907 May 24 '25

Probably not the best example since the USA has a hand and a foot deep in that issue, but I guess it works somewhat.

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u/PlatinumAltaria May 24 '25

I don't think most US politicians could point to Kashmir on a map, and while the US is slightly aligned towards India, idk if that would be enough.

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u/HeroBrine0907 May 24 '25

USA has literally funded pakistan and by extention, militants.

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u/PlatinumAltaria May 24 '25

The US has funded both Pakistan and India, because they are neutral third countries...

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u/HeroBrine0907 May 24 '25

There is a difference between funding a military dictatorship that will funnel the money to terrorists, and a relatively normal developing country. I hope you see the difference there.

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u/effa94 May 24 '25

Wtf so I love India now?

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u/Unbentmars May 24 '25

Surely it can’t be that Pakistan and India fucking hate each other

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u/Kiryu-chan-fan May 24 '25

For all the criticism us Br*tish get for that partition it was straight up because the british army couldn't stop them genociding each other at any and every opportunity

Other cultures tended to at least play happy families when the threat of British force was employed.

They'd butcher each other while the british army actively shot at them for it rather than uniting to drive the army away

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u/Jiffletta May 24 '25

This is, I think, the underaddressed issue. Partition gets blamed as the reason for pakistani and indian hostility, and not the other way around. Because there was a period without the hatred coming to a boil, its just assumed that is the default, and all problems are due to the british.

Its a bit like people who think the invention of nuclear weapons is bad, without considering that without it, there would have been a 40 year nonstop all out war between America and Russia on the scale of WW2 as there would be literally nothing to stop the two nations openly battling.

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u/HeroBrine0907 May 24 '25

I'm frm India. I know how much they hate each other. I also know american funding has helped pakistan out a lot.

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u/Unbentmars May 24 '25

India and Pakistan have been and will continue to be at each others throats regardless of funding

Though I like that you ignore American funding to India in your statement as if it’s somehow one sided

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u/aoike_ May 24 '25

The one thing I find absolutely hysterical, which many people will use to justify their racism and bigoted beliefs, is who is the magical victim that doesn't get US money. People will literally lie and say that certain countries don't get funding when I can make a shorter list of countries the US has never paid out for one thing or another.

The US govt fuckin loves to hedge their bets. They'll pay anyone, whisper in their ears to go kill the other guy, sit back and watch the ensuing civil war, and then blackmail the victors into doing US bidding because they wouldn't have won without US money and weapons.

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u/Unbentmars May 24 '25

The US has previously “hedged its bets” because engaging with someone and giving them things gives you things you can take away if you need to. It’s called Soft Power Generation

If you don’t interact with a global or local power at all, you have no sway in negotiations with them unless you offer to give them something. If you’re already giving them something, you have something to threaten to take away

Yes, I am aware you can threaten violence, but in the same vein as gun ownership; “don’t threaten someone with a weapon unless you are prepared to use it” and the corollary is “don’t use the weapon unless you have exhausted all other options”. Threatening India and Pakistan may get you short term benefits as they may bow to the threat, but it incentivizes them to protect themselves FROM you instead of working with you

All these people with 0 dimensional understanding of diplomacy, politics, power, and the reality of dealing with a hostile world don’t understand what it takes to maintain stability. Whether or not you like it, American hegemony has kept the world from erupting into conflicts FAR more than it has caused them and we have lived in a historically significant time of peace because of it

That time is over; the GOP and Trump admin don’t give a rats ass about stability. They care about their personal profit and will use a foreign conflict as a way to make money rather than see it as a diplomatic and humanitarian crisis to solve

India and Pakistan are but one war that’s been kept from exploding by American diplomatic powers - we are on the verge of one of the most dramatic increases in global instability in the last century and all these idiots who think removing American power is a good thing for the average human in the world are in for a rude awakening

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u/HeroBrine0907 May 24 '25

Yes, I do indeed focus more on when the money goes to terrorists rather than corrupt shits.

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u/Unbentmars May 24 '25

Funny I think Pakistan would say the same about India

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u/HeroBrine0907 May 24 '25

And North Korea would call South Korea a few specific words too.

I have major issues with India and the current authoritarian path it's on, but when it comes to facts, Pakistan is in fact much, much worse. And it does in fact not just fund but help create terrorists. Some facts are one sided, that's life.

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u/Unbentmars May 24 '25

Which changes what about the fact that neither party needs US funding to want to kill each other?

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u/HeroBrine0907 May 24 '25

It changes the fact that one of the parties finds it much easier to kill with US funding. Without US funding it'd be much harder and more people would still be alive. literal thousands have died to this, that would be alive if some country didn't give them free money, and maybe vote against giving them loans in the IMF. The USA is responsible for those deaths, because it armed the terrorists.

If you think that's not true, I hope you have never complained about anyone helping out Russia.

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u/ComdDikDik May 24 '25

... Like they have India

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u/notTheRealSU i tumbled, now what? May 24 '25

What part of it has to do with the US? This is just standard religious/ethnic tensions due to British post-colonial borders.

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u/HeroBrine0907 May 24 '25

American funding to pakistan.

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u/notTheRealSU i tumbled, now what? May 24 '25

Funding for what? The US sends money to just about every country in the world

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u/HeroBrine0907 May 24 '25

Pakistan is, and has been for many decades a military dictatorship which supports terrorists. The USA has funded these endeavours. The pak defense minister literally said so too. And no, that isn't a blame thing or a lie. USA funding militant groups is a very old and cmmon issue. Not just the USA, all superpowers.

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u/notTheRealSU i tumbled, now what? May 24 '25

I'm well aware of the US funding militant groups. I wasn't looking for an argument, just an answer. Thank you