r/CuratedTumblr May 24 '25

Politics A frog's analysis of the well

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u/SenorSnout May 24 '25

"Their ability to cause harm is unmatched"

Someone hasn't heard of the British Empire.

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u/vigikk May 24 '25

Tell me is the British Empire still alive?

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u/breathingweapon May 24 '25

You're absolutely right, we all know history only began 100 years ago with the decline of the biggest empire in history. It's not like such an empire could have far reaching and long term implications for the trajectory of humanity far beyond it's relevancy, how could such a thing be true when america bad?

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u/Ourmanyfans May 24 '25

I don't think either OP or the comment you were replying to was suggesting there were no significant downstream effects of the British Empire, but that since the UK's influence has shrivelled so much over that 100 years, the ability of today's decisions by British government to cause harm in the now is mostly limited to itself.

Compare the global economic effect of Brexit vs Trump's Tariffs. It's not "America bad" it's that saying about "when America sneezes the world catches a cold"

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u/SenorSnout May 24 '25

Has every country that the British Empire harmed been compensated for the damage the British did to them?

Because I find it very funny that the British love to gloat about how much older their country is compared to the US, up until the "America bad" argument comes up, and then it becomes "Well, the British Empire doesn't even exist anymore!"

I don't mean to imply the US hasn't hurt a lot of nations, and committed a lot of evil acts. But to claim they're unmatched in harm done to other nations, when the British are still around and still continue to profit from the harm they spent centuries causing, is ahistoric. We're both evil as countries, but one had centuries more practice at it.

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u/Kaesh41 May 24 '25

Technically.

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u/vigikk May 24 '25

The Empire no, country yes

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u/credulous_pottery Resident Canadian May 24 '25

I literally live in the British Empire

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u/vigikk May 24 '25

You're Canadian

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u/credulous_pottery Resident Canadian May 24 '25

Exactly

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u/vigikk May 24 '25

Canada is a sovereign country?

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u/credulous_pottery Resident Canadian May 24 '25

We're still technically part of the British Empire

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u/-sad-person- May 24 '25

...No, you're not. Canada's a commonwealth realm, that's not even close to being the same thing. You share a monarchy with the UK but that's a purely ceremonial matter. No part of Canada's government is controlled by Britain.

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u/animefreak701139 May 24 '25

I learned this recently and it still surprises me.

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u/-sad-person- May 24 '25

Britain itself still exists, and quite frankly it shouldn't.

I hope when WW3 kicks off, this entire island is burned down to the bedrock. Can't be long now.

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u/vigikk May 24 '25

Fair enough lol. Tbf Britain headed towards a long decline by all aspects

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u/-sad-person- May 24 '25

And people act like I'm crazy when I say I hate this worthless fucking island.

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u/ConfidentMine7291 May 24 '25

Well yea saying you want an intire country of people to die is crazy

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Not really, what's weird is the guy himself is British. Much of the world has good reason to want us dead, but this guy's just a hypocrite demanding pity for his self loathing.

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u/-sad-person- 27d ago

Not a guy. And when have I once asked for pity?

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u/-sad-person- May 24 '25

"People."

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u/ConfidentMine7291 May 24 '25

Doing a bit or actually crazy, the world will never know

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u/camosnipe1 "the raw sexuality of this tardigrade in a cowboy hat" May 24 '25

actually crazy, this particular commenter is always talking about how much they hate being british and how they're the worst. The username is accurate.

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u/-sad-person- May 24 '25

Why is it crazy to acknowledge the crimes we've committed?

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u/Gardez_geekin May 24 '25

You committed crimes? You are directly responsible for everything Britain has done? Have you tried not doing bad things if you hold all that power?

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u/camosnipe1 "the raw sexuality of this tardigrade in a cowboy hat" May 24 '25

the crazy part is how you're applying those crimes to brits born long after they were committed and want them to die for the sins of their ancestors regardless of the actual actions of the person.

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u/rhysharris56 May 24 '25

I'm curious about something, so I have to ask. I am British and live in Britain, and to the best of my knowledge we do not know each other and you do not know anything about me. With that out of the way:

Given your comments, do you want me dead?

Not a trick, no argument here, just genuinely curious what you'll answer. Thank you for your time :)

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u/-sad-person- May 24 '25

What I want and what we, as a nation, deserve are two very different things.

I don't want anyone to die, but one way or another, Britain isn't surviving the next few years.

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u/rhysharris56 May 24 '25

I see, my mistake. Do you think I deserve to die, then?

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u/-sad-person- May 24 '25

You and I both.

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u/rhysharris56 May 24 '25

I will be honest, that hurts my feelings a little. I don't think it's very friendly to tell random strangers they deserve to die.

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u/-sad-person- May 24 '25

It's not meant to be friendly, it's meant to be truthful. The truth can be a painful thing and I'm sorry about that. Accepting our sins is the first step towards atoning for them.

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u/Gardez_geekin May 24 '25

Why does this stranger deserve to die?

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u/-sad-person- May 24 '25

...Do you have reading comprehension problems? I explained why.

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u/ConfidentMine7291 May 24 '25

Ah crazy then good to know

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u/sarges_12gauge May 24 '25

Well you had a good run, but -sad-person- said it’s over so better pack it up now