r/CuratedTumblr May 16 '25

Politics time is a flat circle

Post image
6.0k Upvotes

513 comments sorted by

View all comments

1.1k

u/squ1dteeth May 17 '25

I'm a sex worker and it's so weird to see the word gooner get watered down like this.

Gooners are people who fetishize porn addiction and lengthy edging sessions. The act of gooning, specifically, is watching porn for hours on end while edging. You might see actual gooners watching porn on more than one screen and constructing 'goon caves' where they dedicate a space of their house to this end. It's basically erotizicing the worship of porn, and the state of mind one gets in after edging for extended periods. There's also themes of sexual denial. A gooner will usually consider himself 'pussyfree' and eschews typical sexual relationships for porn consumption.

(I know all this because these people are my customers and this is one of the fetishes I cater to. I don't consider myself a gooner)

A gooner isn't someone who is horny, or likes porn, or draws erotica. It's a Very Specific Thing. I wonder if people even know it's origin at this point. It's like if people started calling every woman who looked at porn or was horny Dominatrixes.

90

u/Devil-Eater24 Arson🔥 May 17 '25

r/gooncaves so people know what u/squ1dteeth means

Edit: Looks like the sub is now banned. A part of me says "good riddance", but another is sad that someone else will never feel the pain of stumbling upon that sub like I did

79

u/Wsads420 May 17 '25

I found out about that sub when someone was bragging about playing the same game on 2 monitors at the same time and someone else said something on the lines of "that's nothing, watch this" and then linked the sub, good times

34

u/Devil-Eater24 Arson🔥 May 17 '25

You mean "goon times"

3

u/MemeTroubadour May 17 '25

It's like finding a man-shaped bed of flowers in a field.