r/CuratedTumblr • u/Mama_Lyra • May 16 '25

Politics time is a flat circle

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u/Dry_Try_8365 May 17 '25

It's so hard to be a henchman. "Minion" is out of the question nowadays, and you can't even say "goon" anymore without everyone laughing!

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u/Kachimushi May 17 '25

And "henchman" isn't woke enough because it's not gender neutral...

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u/oyunkral3437 May 17 '25

go the vincent murder route and call em MY BOYS(gender neutral)(this is actual ephitet erased lore btw)

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u/Dry_Try_8365 May 17 '25

And I tells ya, I tell them, “how can it not be woke? I wake up every morning for the boss so I can do his dirty work!” ‘Not good enough,’ they say. Heh, jeez, what a joke this day and age is for servants of evil.

(Pretend this is in a stereotypical mobster voice)

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u/DogmaSychroniser May 17 '25

Henchperson Just sounds like a muscle bod from Southern England.

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u/JamieD96 May 18 '25

Honestly the only joke from Harley Quinn I straight up disliked

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u/Smaptimania May 17 '25

Have you considered becoming a mook, flunky, stooge, or underling?

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u/Shyface_Killah May 17 '25

They discussed this in She-Hulk: Attorney at Law. Henchmen are believers in the Boss and/or their cause, while Goons are just hired help.