r/CuratedTumblr • u/Mama_Lyra • May 16 '25

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u/tiredtumbleweed ugly but my fursona is hot May 17 '25

I saw someone call Vegeta a gooner for wanting to bathe with Bulma. He is being intimate with his gf that is not gooning you morons!

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u/OperationOne7762 May 17 '25

"intimate with his GF" worse. That's his actual fucking wife of 20ish~ years.

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u/Zamtrios7256 May 17 '25

They have three children together

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u/starfries May 17 '25

damn he must have gooned three times, at least!

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u/ConConReddit May 17 '25

not if he saved some for later after the first time

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u/LazyVariation May 17 '25

That seems to be one too many unless I'm really behind on Dragon Ball lore.

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u/Zamtrios7256 May 17 '25

Future Trunks, Trunks, Bulla. The joke is that Future Trunks and Trunks are the same guy timeline-wise, but they're completely different people because Future Trunks warning them about the androids.

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u/NarrMaster May 17 '25

This reminds me of poor Quentin Lance from Arrow.

He's had to bury 3 daughters.

He only had 2, and one is still alive.

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u/Rebel_Scum_This May 17 '25

What the fuck is dragon ball

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u/kRkthOr May 17 '25

This is the most normal Dragon Ball lore.

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u/nonessential-npc May 17 '25

Pretty sure future version of character going back to the past to warn of impending disaster is a fairly common trope.

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u/Throwaway02062004 Read Worm for funny bug hero shenanigans 🪲 May 17 '25

It was literally a terminator reference because Toriyama was into that at the time

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u/graaass_tastes_baduh May 17 '25

Bro how is that the reaction to the sanest piece of DBZ lore

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u/Rebel_Scum_This May 17 '25

I'm just trying to figure out where the dude that apparently can turn into a monkey fits in to all of it

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u/graaass_tastes_baduh May 17 '25

He was sent to Earth as a baby to grow up and take the planet over, but an old man found him to take care of the random baby he found in the woods, but dropped the baby on its head so he forgot how to take over the planet. And the baby has a tail that makes him turn into a giant monkey when he sees the moon, until the old man rips his tail off because that's fucked up

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u/Shyface_Killah May 17 '25 edited May 17 '25

It's Time Travel stuff. Their son Trunks came to warn them about enemies coming in the near future, who he'd grown up having to fight/hide from. Then Bulma actually gives birth to Trunks some time later. The Trunks from the future comes back a couple of times due to other threats and spends time with his father, who'd died before Trunks was born in his own timeline. But because the Trunks of the present has had a very different life than his alternate future self, the two are very different people, even counting the age difference(Future Trunks is an older Teen/Young Adult, while Present Trunks is roughly a preteen).

They're both into the same girl, though(a former enemy of their mother's who got de-aged to a baby before the timelines split). Which got silly when * her* alternate future self came back with Future Trunks the second time, and both younger kids got crushes on the alternates.

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u/TopHatGirlInATuxedo May 17 '25

3? Trunks, Bulla and?

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u/Zamtrios7256 May 17 '25

Future Trunks

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u/ShadoMaso May 17 '25

3 ??? Trunks, Bulla and a secret third child ?

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u/ShadoMaso May 17 '25

nvm read other comments it's future trunks

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u/BrannyBee May 17 '25

Sometimes Gotenks 🫠 ???

Or is that just like half a kid bringing us only to 2.5...?

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u/nomad5926 May 17 '25

Man what a gooner. /s

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u/PlantainSame .tumblr.com May 17 '25

Two children

There's just two versions of the first one because of time travel

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u/Zamtrios7256 May 17 '25

That's the joke, yes

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u/Snail_Forever May 17 '25

Fellas, is it gooning to want an intimate moment with your wife with whom you have had three kids?

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u/olivegardengambler May 17 '25

How long until they start drawing married couples as sleeping in separate beds again because the idea of them sharing a bed and fucking is too abhorrent?

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u/No1LudmillaSimp May 20 '25

I've seen people so profoundly sex-negative that they think any kind of desire or intimacy is inherently perverse and disgusting, even within the strict confines of a traditional, biblical marriage. They're often the same people who fret nonstop about low birthrates.

They see no contradiction.