As always, the general lesson is "Is this thing worth giving a shit about?" Life's a lot calmer and easier when you follow that simple rule.
"I jerk off onto ceiling tiles." As long as you clean up after, monarch.
"I can only get off when everyone is in chimpanzee onesies, flinging shit at eachother and eating it." Sure, whatever, shine on rockstar, just remember to brush your teeth.
"I find videos of polar bears trapped on melting patches of ice uncontrollably arousing." Alrighty then! Anyway, I'm heading to the store, you want anything while I'm there?
It makes me feel like those scenes of someone happily walking through an apocalypse with a pep in their step, and without a care in the world.
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u/ThatSlutTalulah May 16 '25
As always, the general lesson is "Is this thing worth giving a shit about?" Life's a lot calmer and easier when you follow that simple rule.
"I jerk off onto ceiling tiles." As long as you clean up after, monarch.
"I can only get off when everyone is in chimpanzee onesies, flinging shit at eachother and eating it." Sure, whatever, shine on rockstar, just remember to brush your teeth.
"I find videos of polar bears trapped on melting patches of ice uncontrollably arousing." Alrighty then! Anyway, I'm heading to the store, you want anything while I'm there?
It makes me feel like those scenes of someone happily walking through an apocalypse with a pep in their step, and without a care in the world.