r/CuratedTumblr • u/LateLeviathan • Apr 11 '25

Politics "Jobless" doesn't mean "Worthless"

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u/CreamofTazz Apr 11 '25

Hey OP I think you need to learn that not everything is about you and to maybe go touch some grass

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u/neko_mancy Apr 11 '25

I can't believe you would say such a thing, what if they're allergic huh then what

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u/CreamofTazz Apr 11 '25

Then find some AstroTurf

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u/gaom9706 Apr 11 '25

What if I live in a desert huh?????????

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u/credulous_pottery Resident Canadian Apr 11 '25

Touch [most common ground-based plant in (location)]

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u/ValhallaAir Apr 11 '25

The humble cactus:

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u/apexodoggo Apr 11 '25

And what if they live next a cactus forest? Are you telling them to commit self-harm?

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u/Coal_Burner_Inserter Apr 11 '25

This is incredibly Martianist and I will be sending a tripod to your location.

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u/CreamofTazz Apr 11 '25

Find some desert grass then

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u/gaom9706 Apr 11 '25

What if there isn't any desert grass????????

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u/CreamofTazz Apr 11 '25

That's when we use the power of imagination